I mixed up proctor with proctologist for a second

I’mma buy the dip, enjoy being poor

Are fractions of meters and kg allowed?

Shout out

:geordi-no:

Shoot at

:geordi-yes:

I don’t get why their own fucking fascist citizens aren’t actually worried about their own self preservation, be it god ending the world or any nukes-having country with a sliver of common sense against this nukes-having rabid dog.

To craft absolute gems like MindsEye

I can already see the goblins writing shit like:

Castrated über-man with cockshame and dominating androgynous “female” looking down at their paypigs

Ronaldo do be rediming himself huh

What if I magnetize the styrofoam

Have one fucking original idea I beg you

Have a slurp before judging

Fucking Bos-Washees

Never. Stop. Grifting.

Understandable mistake but we don’t have cloacas like you

“H- Hello, ca- can I have a loan? ASAP?”

It’s not gooey, it’s a fluid not lithium grease

C’mon give me a sip

Does it really taste like champagne?