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“We encouraged our employees to use this new fangled AI as much as possible. Now they’re all using it as much as possible and it is costing the company money! Who could’ve seen this coming?!”

I don’t think AI is good at RANDOM CAPITALIZATION or hostile language. So they probably did write that themselves. Possibly the longest bit of writing they’ve actually done themselves in years.

Which is very funny, because they just assume that the first lawyer’s contract was “predatory” but didn’t actually read it to confirm that. They just assumed the AI was telling them the truth. Which is kind of scary honestly, it’s pretty easy to write up a contract or anything really then just run it through an AI to make it more “AI friendly” and so many people won’t even bother reading it, just getting an LLM to check it for them.

It’s bad enough when it is just resumes that have to deal with that bullshit, but I can’t imagine how society can function when everything is just people getting AI to write everything so it is approved by AI without a single pair of human eyes ever reading it.

It’s always so strange how they will brag about it saving them a few minutes of mental labour. Like, if I had to figure out the price of an auto part it would be a couple of minutes of me checking and comparing prices and then I’d get to learn a little bit about auto part pricing and probably a little more about how they work and why they’re needed. But these people seem to loathe that idea, any sort of mental effort on their part whatsoever even for something really minor just seems to make them extremely hostile.

“You are WAY out of line.” Is a very interesting choice of words for this.

I notice these AI cheerleaders always want massive amounts of praise for letting the ass kiss bot do their thinking for them, and get extremely mad when that praise doesn’t materialise. If I were to guess, I’d say it’s because using these things all day and their nonstop “customer service voice” gets these people so used to mindless ass kissing that they can’t handle interactions with regular people anymore. I don’t know if this is “AI psychosis” but it might be a kind of “AI narcissism” or something.

Always gross when you find out someone you know is just chomping at the bit with eagerness at getting to dehumanise someone they think is an “acceptable target”. I have a lot of former friends like this, who seemed cool, then they got the opportunity to bunch down and oh boy did they punch down. Really eye opening to see how many people will stop seeing other people as human if they’re slightly outside their range of “acceptable.”

Oh it went great, I bet all these libs will be holding signs saying things like “it’s as super intelligent as Trump! Just call it AI” or something. And not a one will be complaining about the Iran war.

I think there might be a strange situation with the Russiagate stuff, so many libs have built their entire identity around hating Russia that I can’t really imagine it going well when their talking heads admit that it was all made up, they’d probably just deny reality. It’s a really easy step to just say “oh no, those dastardly Russians infiltrated the news as well!”

The bot that doesn’t discern truth from fiction and gives both of them equal weight may confuse people into doing the same thing?

Just like how corporations have better human rights than humans do, soon LLMs will have better human rights than actual humans.

Hell yeah

This is how you know anticommunists never actually read anything Marx wrote. Almost every letter to Engels he’s begging for money shamelessly. You’d think they’d focus more on “Marx was a lazy moocher who just wanted a lazy moocher society” but they don’t. They don’t talk about Marx the man at all, except as a vague “evil dictator” sometimes.

Anyone well connected enough to the western hegemony to get a Nobel prize is invariably going to be a western comprador and not actually care about liberatory struggles.

Poor baby. He can walk the walk, talk the talk, but at the end of the day, the west will just lump him in with the rest of the “Asiatic hordes” once he has outlived his usefulness.

I think it is some kind of chicken feed, that the cat wants because it isn’t allowed to have it. Could also just be styrofoam and the cat wants it because it isn’t allowed to have it, and the chickens want it because the cat has it.

It’s an extension of the 24 hour news cycle, people who are panicked and scared are easier to control, not in some nebulous illuminati sense, but they’re more likely to “stay tuned” to the people giving them information about the “danger” and they’re more impulsive (which makes them easier to sell things to).

And the lib takeaway if they ever find out won’t be “wow, Israel is horrible” it will be “wow, the nazis were right about those guys.”

Their ability to put their entire body weight on top of your bladder is proportional to how full your bladder is.

Something something satire must have clarity of purpose or else it contributes to that which it intends to criticise.