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Elysia [she/her]

@ Elysia @hexbear.net

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  • This was indistinguishable from parody. The self-admitted war criminal ("I did some very interesting things for the US government") who then says "The CIA was supposed to be about putting people first" is going to live in my head for a long time lol

    Love that the narrator literally says 10 times that they have not actually been shown any evidence and yet the comments are full of "now this is journalism"

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  • i fixed it

  • The far left Woke Street Journal is spreading LIES and PANIC, there have only been 4 job losses confirmed so far

  • Seems like you can't really have finite growth anymore, either

    This kind of capitalist optimism feels almost anachronistic at this point

  • Murphy warned that allowing these wagers to go on could create incentives for people in the Situation Room to think about how they could profit from military decisions instead of focusing on national security.

    Can't incentivize winning the big upset "no US war crimes for a day" bet

  • If he's a Nazi, he's really fucking bad at it

    Does being incompetent and a nazi make him a bipartisan candidate?

  • We have been exploring how to evacuate people but it's not easy

    I hope Dubai kept the poop trucks on standby

  • Makes sense, they have an opening in the Führerbunker at the moment

  • mushroom cloud towering over the nearest city outside my window

    Nice try distracting me from Epstein, Trump

  • If you go to public school in Germany you are literally taught that one of the main factors for the rise of nazism was that pro-monarchy judges from the German Empire got to keep their government offices in the Weimar Republic and blocked all social progress they possibly could

    You are also taught that the Red Army Faction demanding ex-nazi officials shouldn't keep their offices was unreasonable and evil

  • If you're not actually building a movement and your main political activity is making up reasons to oppose American adversaries based on vibes your political impact isn't any different from the millions of MAGA dipshits who technically oppose wars and foreign interventions but always fall in line.

    If anything, you're more useful to the American establishment since you're more likely to kill solidarity or revolutionary consciousness in other left-leaning people

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  • I have unironically seen a few extremely reactionary weebs become far more amenable to China because a lot of their anime style gachaslop is now produced by Chinese companies

  • Since creating their account, this person has posted more than 60 times and liked posts more than 128 per day, on average. If they get around 7 hours of sleep that would have been a twitter interaction around every 5.4 minutes for the last one and a half years

    I am fairly sure that's just a propaganda bot

  • I like that these AI dipshits will always proudly self-report how incompetent and not worthy of being trusted with anything they are

    A person with "Safety and alignment at Meta Superintelligence. Prev: VP of Research at Scale AI, research at Google DeepMind / Brain" in their bio has no fucking clue about anything technical, gives critical info to the digital shredder and then publically shares screenshots of them begging it to please stop lol

    This story doesn't make me afraid of shitty AI agents taking control of anything, it makes me afraid of the shitty people who are already in control

  • As a proud American I want to pay a Ring subscription for the police to spy on me, my neighbors and anyone passing by! No government handouts!

  • old-school Trader Joe's territory

    "‘Trader José’ brands Mexican foods, ‘Trader Giotto’s’ is for Italian food, and ‘Trader Joe San’ brands their Japanese cuisine.”

    They are lucky this happened during a lull of jojo popularity or they'd never hear the end of that

  • Don't worry, in your liberal democracy you're getting a rich pedophile as president regardless of who you vote for

  • Slop. @hexbear.net

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