Get drink mate. It’s not Zionist (that I know) and you can (as the other poster notes) carbonate basically anything.

Shit rocks. I don’t use it often but it’s very nice to have and cheaper than buying 24 packs of lacroix (in the long run)

I will not have you slander the comrade who finally sent to hell to become .

Real response to get some shit started:

Core Midwest: Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Iowa

Upper Midwest: Michigan, Minnesota, Wisconsin

Outer Midwest: ND, SD, Nebraska (parts at least)

I will never recognize: Missouri

Everything else below Nebraska is “Plains” IMO.

South of the Ohio River is upper south.

Western PA and Pittsburgh can be “Midwest” if it wants, but the rest of PA isn’t and the majority of the state doesn’t qualify, so we’d have to balkanize.