You can tell it’s fake because Trump appears to be genuinely smiling. Dead giveaway.
Yeah, the closest he can come to an actual smile is this:
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I cant unsee the ASCII
There’s a smugness there not captured by the ASCII, though.
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Closer. Don’t think there’s a way to also capture the squinty eyes.
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Hey, that’s pretty good!
LOL this is a great little thread, kudos to all involved! This really gave me a good chuckle
I made this cursed thing inspired by your comment
TODO list
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wake up_•
_go to work• sleep < “welp cant do that now”
That’s the face when he comes off the toilet and dumped his McDonald’s.
Mmmm, McDonald’s
That punchable smirk.
Is… is that a smile or a strain from taking a huge, orange shit? I can’t tell…
It’s the strain of attempting something so unnatural to him as a smile.
Also he doesn’t look terribly out of shape
And his hands are too big.
While I doubt he’s the spitting image of a healthy body, I’m willing to bet a lot of the chub on him is a bulletproof vest. I don’t believe for a second the man goes anywhere without one these days
And he isn’t fatter and orange enough.
Heh, even AI can’t imagine that color being natural.
It almost looks like Biden’s smile
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No you’re not.
This is the worst thing I’ve seen in a week or so and the more you think about it the worse it gets. Congratulations on destroying my psyche, I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
You sick bastard.
Merry Christmas!
why
Because we are in the weirdest timeline.
That’s enough Lemmy for today
This is literally the first post I saw when opening the app. I guess I’ll do something else.
youre about to have a great day then if the lemmy scrolling ends that early
Maybe take a walk or have a nice hot bath 🛀
Unrealistic - Theres a couch and JD is missing.
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A decent summary:
https://ftw.usatoday.com/2024/07/jd-vance-couch-memes-associated-press
This truly is the strangest timeline, where Serious Journalists write about rumors of JD Vance having sex with a couch.
He’s a bottom
JD is a bottom.
Should have had him wearing a diaper…
Should have been me on that couch 🥵
Straight to hell. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200
That’s enough time on planet earth for me
gag
Imagine Trump doing that quacking sound when he’s deep-throating Kamala.
No, I don’t want to.
Me neither. Wise decision.
“How to unthink a thought”
Oh God I can hear it!
No.
He follows it with low volume but high pitched “oh mommy oh mommy”
can we not write the script (including foley notes) for this?
Piper Perri Deserves better than being compared to Peach’s least favorite Toad.
This election just keeps on giving
Oh man yeah.
Oh boy. Yep. That’s a thing oh jeez guys
