Shake my hand you little shit
Asses to asses, butts to butts
Shake my hand you little shit
Guh huh look at me in the rapist hat. What a gesture
Keep rattling that saber and it’ll fall apart
Weird ass analogy there 🧐
Why would they want to solve an issue that causes you to need a new product from them
When the promise is “if you narc you’re dead”
People still using shitter deserve to be misinformed
Warn in one hand, shit in the other
saying the letter X doesn’t make either of the letter’s major phonetic sounds
Excuse me?
Don’t look at me I’ve given up straws
They’ll just change the formula and tell your doctor to prescribe the new one
Dating in Wisconsin
Chain of Psychiatric Hospitals
Stop the planet I want off
THANK YOU! These children downvoting me
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“algorithmic system”? Was it a unix system?
The national guard can be deployed by feds or by the state.
Sign me up for foodborne illness! Which is exactly what I said when I booked my trip to North Korea.
Let me run out and ask my neighbor, who also carries a gun while he mows the lawn