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blibla@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

I'm so sorry

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I'm so sorry

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blibla@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months ago
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https://www.instagram.com/p/C_LnmUJOygj/

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    You can tell it’s fake because Trump appears to be genuinely smiling. Dead giveaway.

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      Yeah, the closest he can come to an actual smile is this:

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        :|

        I cant unsee the ASCII

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          There’s a smugness there not captured by the ASCII, though.

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            :]

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              Closer. Don’t think there’s a way to also capture the squinty eyes.

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                ¦-]

                • samus12345@lemmy.world
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                  Hey, that’s pretty good!

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                  LOL this is a great little thread, kudos to all involved! This really gave me a good chuckle

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            what if someone prefers unicode?

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          I made this cursed thing inspired by your comment

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            9 months ago

          • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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            TODO list

            • wake up_

            • _go to work

            • sleep < “welp cant do that now”

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        That’s the face when he comes off the toilet and dumped his McDonald’s.

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          Mmmm, McDonald’s

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        That punchable smirk.

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        Is… is that a smile or a strain from taking a huge, orange shit? I can’t tell…

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          It’s the strain of attempting something so unnatural to him as a smile.

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      Also he doesn’t look terribly out of shape

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        And his hands are too big.

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        While I doubt he’s the spitting image of a healthy body, I’m willing to bet a lot of the chub on him is a bulletproof vest. I don’t believe for a second the man goes anywhere without one these days

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      And he isn’t fatter and orange enough.

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        Heh, even AI can’t imagine that color being natural.

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      It almost looks like Biden’s smile

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