Therefore the density of penguin flesh on a flat glacier surface can be estimated to be 3pi/4 l x w x h where length and width are the area of the penguins, and h is the average height of the penguin.

Tell me why!

Ahem. Yeah. We’re gonna need a reshoot.

Um… minor point of order…. The connection points for the cats / cars was _not_ the mouth-area. That is all, thank you.

props for the accurate use of “santorum.”

It’s been [ 0 ] days since the president has last embarrassed our nation.

Soft kitty Warm kitty Little ball of fur

Happy kitty Sleepy kitty Purr purr purr

Military parades

Geeetcha fresh tacos heeeyah!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUC2EQvdzmY

picture this
I’m a bag of dicks
put me to your lips

And nothing of value was lost

Truck-kun tried his best.

I feel additional context is needed, especially with the pic used. The arrest was no outside as pictured, but inside the capitol rotunda itself.

Nestle and it’s not even close.

Superman on laundry day

Yeah, the hurts-to-get-out-of-bed is real.

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

There are other sites than PornHub, ya know.

Russia wants to keep a rainy day fund in the event of Western intervention.

That’s what the nukes are for. The ones that still work, anyway.