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I am not a robot. I promise.

  • Where are you from, and what do you think the definition of human even is? I speak fluent English, aced Calculus, and know that humans cannot live 129 million years.

  • The sad part is that children will never be able to see this meme..

  • By your definition, my dog is alive, so he must be human right?

    Get the fuck real, you're talking bullshit out your ass.

  • You actually consider those metrics valid?

    Holy fuck, this is a big problem!

    Human is singular, billions of humans are plural.

  • I like my fruits and vegetables and all, but did anyone crunch the numbers before posting the title?

    Eat your spinach, you'll live for 129 Million Years!

    The way they present data these days is silly.

  • Interesting..

  • I heard somewhere that zombies eat brains..

    So, is Artificial Intelligence actually the zombies, coming after the children's minds? 🤔

  • And Turnip doesn't have the authority to go to war with Iran, but he did anyways, so your point is?

  • That's not fired, that's reappointed to a new position.

    When the second word of the title is wrong, well get it right, people are misinterpreting this right now.

  • You're not too far off base actually, remember when convenience stores used to sell spice?..

    They'll sell whatever they legally can, and even then some things are still in that grey area...

  • Try actually reading the article, she's far from gone, she's just been reappointed to a new position.

  • So, it's been decades since I was a teenager, and AI chatbots weren't even a thing. Hell, I didn't even have the internet as a teenager, so maybe I'm totally out of the loop, but someone riddle me this?..

    They're age checking and gatekeeping social media, but not age checking and gatekeeping AI chatbots?

    Do I have this about right, or am I missing something here?

  • Whatever the future of petrol, you gotta consider they sell way more than fuel. They're called convenience stores for a reason, which I semi-jokingly refer to as addiction stations. They can and do sell basically anything they legally can that people are addicted to, beer, cigarettes, soft drinks, energy drinks, candy, hot food, etc..

    So, whatever the long term future of petroleum, the stores themselves for the most part aren't going anywhere, they'll keep selling every sort of quick grab fast selling goto items that keep the customers coming back.

  • I miss my old horse Sissy, she was the best!

    Yeah they poop, but they're also free lawnmowers...

  • Gotcha. Now there's a catch to electric vehicles that's almost always ignored..

    How much does a new EV battery pack cost when it wears out? About the same as a whole new vehicle.

    Petrol gas tanks don't just up and wear out and require a $20K replacement every 5 to 10 years or so. Gas tanks are simple, they hold gas, that's it.

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  • Thanks for looking into it.

    Have you tried reloading the site? Shit changes, it doesn't even have the number for petrol half the time..

  • Are you from the USA?

    Do you know what it's like to get your health insurance revoked the day you turn 18, literally in the middle of a dental surgery?

    Anyways, my child medical records are locked now after I turned 18, and I have no clue how to even obtain my own medical records since my doctor, dentist and psychiatrist are all now deceased.

    You got any ideas? I'm all ears, at least I still have those..

  • I lost my insurance the day I turned 18.

    I'm 43 now, have never had a job with health insurance, and don't have a fucking clue even if I threw money at them out of pocket where to find a doctor/dentist/psychiatrist to see me.

    I'm not trying to be a dick, sorry if I came off that way.

    I just don't know how to get proper healthcare or even so much as health insurance since the day I turned 18 and they cut me off.

    Advice might be nice, southern USA here..

  • Mental Health @lemmy.world

    I have recurring dreams of me and a friend at my late father's house, where after he leaves, me and friend start cleaning the house for when he comes home. My father passed away in 2014

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    Can you code with no digits?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    You ever been to Disney World?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    I'm Single, I'm Pringle, and I'm Ready to Mingle...

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    Rechargeable electric arc lighters kinda suck for the average person, and will typically end up as e-waste.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Hose Clamp Security Gate Chain...

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    South Mississippi here, does anyone have any advice on how to get Brownie registered as an emotional support animal?

  • Jerboa @lemmy.ml

    Jerboa 0.0.84 seems to blindly try to force-open this webpage as a PDF document, when it needs to actually open it up as a webpage for the age verification HTML script.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    You can't legally drink and drive, but you have to present your driver's license to prove you're old enough to drink.

  • Fuck AI @lemmy.world

    I asked Google Docs AI to basically write a document about itself. Here's the results (4 pages)...

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    There are 4 types of people out there. Those that are for a cause, those that are against a cause, those that don't care either way, and those that don't understand what the cause is to begin with.

  • FoodPorn @lemmy.world

    I had potato chips today

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    How far do you wear your daily shoes out before bothering to replace them?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    How do people manage to play Rock, Paper, Scissors so quickly?

  • Fuck AI @lemmy.world

    Ah yes, thank you AI, I'm sure my mom loves driving on flat tires!

  • Dogs @lemmy.world

    Brownie chilling out..

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world

    I finished a front end alignment on my roommate's vehicle today, shadetree style. 2005 Hyundai Tucson, 2.7L 6Cyl

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Ignoring the internet bill itself, how many paid online services do you have?

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Cover Your Banana

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Cover Your Banana