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I am not a robot. I promise.

  • Note the black cat, looking at the electronic device and wondering where the light switch is..

    If you've ever had a black cat, you know...

  • This is a rare skill? I thought this was more or less normal across all people. Damn, maybe I'm the naïve person here.. 🤔

    Your last statement really has me thinking right now, like does anyone else even understand empathy, love and care, even across disabilities and even species anymore?

  • Oof, damn, you're not wrong.

    I loathe and despise war, I'm all about peace.

    My comment comes from my experience burning out fire ant beds.

    But damn, you speak truth..

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    The first rule of starting a fire, is to know how to put it out.

  • Darn, for me, sign language is about impossible for my own mind to learn, I'm hard pressed to even remember to look people in the eyes..

    Yeah I'm probably partly autistic as well, just in a different way.

  • Disclaimer: My short story here shouldn't be considered meme material.

    I am not certified in handling autistic children, but apparently I can understand what non-verbal autistic children are trying to communicate, even moreso than their own parents.

    My friend's daughter was non-verbal, and she would often do repetitive actions. Well one day, I rode my bicycle to visit my mechanic friend. Then, other friends showed up, with their non-verbal autistic daughter, probably around age 8.

    Anyways, the young girl started repetitively running around in the yard, running up towards me, patting my bicycle seat, and then running towards the road. Now think, what's that supposed to mean?

    Well after the third round of her running towards the road, her parents were about to whoop her ass ☹️

    I had to tell the young girl's parents to basically fuck off, she wasn't doing anything wrong at all. She just wanted to see me perform some bicycle tricks..

    It was both a happy and sad moment of my life, to explain to the girl's parents that she wasn't misbehaving at all, she was simply trying to ask me to do some bike tricks.

    Of course I did some bike tricks for her, after getting her parents to chill out. No reason to abuse a nonverbal, just try to understand them, and they'll be the happiest person ever!

    Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

  • Yesterday

  • If I could send Sandy an apple, I would.

    Thank you for understanding.

  • This is sadly for real.

    We had a ~40 acre horse ranch at the time, I was only 7 years old..

    Parents arrange a party under a tarp and a few pine trees with many of their friends.

    I'm only 7 at the time, parents waking me up in the rain, basically saying get out of the rain..

    Later that evening, I learned we lost Sissy...

  • You caught an opportunity that I missed.

    Sissy got struck by lightning..

  • Sissy was bigger than Sandy, but that's how I learned to ride a horse, completely bareback.

    My parents aren't normal, maybe they shouldn't have sent me out riding Sissy at age 7 with no gear, but I learned to ride a horse bareback before I learned to ride a bicycle..

  • Yay Sandy, the Fediverse Horse!

    All jokes aside, have you or anyone else ever been able to ride her bareback, like no gear at all?

    Our late Sissy did, and she was awesome at that, very gentle.

  • What the fuck did I just watch?

    Goddamn insects...

  • The real WTF here is you reminded me to turn on sound..

    Why would you do that?

  • Thanks I Hate It Thursday™

  • What, no tapioca? No mayonnaise?

    Amateur

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  • Don't worry, we trolled him back. FlashChat chatrooms had lots of bugs to exploit..

    Any wonder Flash got deprecated?

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  • You never met Dolph online?

    He was a well known anonymous username in random chatrooms, and man he was a dirty twisted minded fucker..

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  • Sigh, all I got was a .tar ...

  • Crazy awesome find, thanks for sharing 👍

    This had to be way up north from where I'm at though, you got any information on about where this photo was taken?

  • Mental Health @lemmy.world

    I have recurring dreams of me and a friend at my late father's house, where after he leaves, me and friend start cleaning the house for when he comes home. My father passed away in 2014

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    Can you code with no digits?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    You ever been to Disney World?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    I'm Single, I'm Pringle, and I'm Ready to Mingle...

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    Rechargeable electric arc lighters kinda suck for the average person, and will typically end up as e-waste.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Hose Clamp Security Gate Chain...

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    South Mississippi here, does anyone have any advice on how to get Brownie registered as an emotional support animal?

  • Jerboa @lemmy.ml

    Jerboa 0.0.84 seems to blindly try to force-open this webpage as a PDF document, when it needs to actually open it up as a webpage for the age verification HTML script.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    You can't legally drink and drive, but you have to present your driver's license to prove you're old enough to drink.

  • Fuck AI @lemmy.world

    I asked Google Docs AI to basically write a document about itself. Here's the results (4 pages)...

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    There are 4 types of people out there. Those that are for a cause, those that are against a cause, those that don't care either way, and those that don't understand what the cause is to begin with.

  • FoodPorn @lemmy.world

    I had potato chips today

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    How far do you wear your daily shoes out before bothering to replace them?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    How do people manage to play Rock, Paper, Scissors so quickly?

  • Fuck AI @lemmy.world

    Ah yes, thank you AI, I'm sure my mom loves driving on flat tires!

  • Dogs @lemmy.world

    Brownie chilling out..

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world

    I finished a front end alignment on my roommate's vehicle today, shadetree style. 2005 Hyundai Tucson, 2.7L 6Cyl

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Ignoring the internet bill itself, how many paid online services do you have?