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I am not a robot. I promise.

  • Oh man, I'm glad our Commander In Chief doesn't have any learning disabilities...

    🍊🤡🤦‍♂️

    😂🤣

  • I know, ours does too sometimes. I was just talking circles around the elephant in the room LOL!

  • Well I just hope someone gives the boy some duct tape for his other sandal..

  • No no, I meant the cat is sitting on the inbox, if you tilt it to left, you might empty the outbox in the trash..

  • I'm more concerned why there isn't an Outbox button, but I digress..

    I don't have an exact answer, but have you tried turning the screen sideways?

  • The dog has 6 eyes, obviously. 2 of them see, 2 of them hear, and 2 of them smell. This is an otherwise normal dog, which has an extra foot for a penis.

  • Dad wasn't like that, mostly old military records and research on shit he went through during the Vietnam era, where he signed up for Navy Reserves to avoid the draft.

    Project 112/SHAD

  • Dog has three legs on the kid's side as well.

    There's also something else, I can't quite put my finger on it..

  • Needs a poop emoji sticker..

  • Kitty saw some shit, we get to see kitty today.

    Rest In Peace Pete, we see you...

  • I can't afford any Lego sets I want anymore 😭

  • They're paint scrapings from old red barns, that have been sunbleached orange. Gotta love that old lead taste 👍

  • What size tires are these?

    Asking for my friends..

  • Oh I do have even more than that even that probably still work, but the extra ones I didn't count came from my late father and they're encrypted. Those drives are in the 80GB to 320GB size range, so no immediate reuse to me, I keep them around for whatever files I can extract off of them whenever I get around to it.

    Damndest thing, last year, 11 years after my father passed away, I was actually able to guess his encryption password, because well I knew my daddy ya know, so I have already extracted some of those encrypted files. Mostly personal files of his though, no fun games or anything, but information I'd like to keep regardless.

  • Interesting. I don't even know how many hard drives I have, but if I had to guess, at least 15 of them still work, and my 3 top hard drives add up to 10TB and are all effectively brand new.

  • You forgot the lightsaber with dead batteries.

  • Hey, when you see cake, come prepared..

  • I call it the Kitchen Weapon, and yes the cross section is just press fit, easy to disassemble for actual use believe it or not.

    Feel free to copy the design, I just made it on a whim to hang over the kitchen sink.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    If you take a shit on the side of the road, you should leave a shit too..

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    The first rule of starting a fire, is to know how to put it out.

  • Mental Health @lemmy.world

    I have recurring dreams of me and a friend at my late father's house, where after he leaves, me and friend start cleaning the house for when he comes home. My father passed away in 2014

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    Can you code with no digits?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    You ever been to Disney World?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    I'm Single, I'm Pringle, and I'm Ready to Mingle...

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    Rechargeable electric arc lighters kinda suck for the average person, and will typically end up as e-waste.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Hose Clamp Security Gate Chain...

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    South Mississippi here, does anyone have any advice on how to get Brownie registered as an emotional support animal?

  • Jerboa @lemmy.ml

    Jerboa 0.0.84 seems to blindly try to force-open this webpage as a PDF document, when it needs to actually open it up as a webpage for the age verification HTML script.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    You can't legally drink and drive, but you have to present your driver's license to prove you're old enough to drink.

  • Fuck AI @lemmy.world

    I asked Google Docs AI to basically write a document about itself. Here's the results (4 pages)...

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    There are 4 types of people out there. Those that are for a cause, those that are against a cause, those that don't care either way, and those that don't understand what the cause is to begin with.

  • FoodPorn @lemmy.world

    I had potato chips today

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    How far do you wear your daily shoes out before bothering to replace them?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    How do people manage to play Rock, Paper, Scissors so quickly?

  • Fuck AI @lemmy.world

    Ah yes, thank you AI, I'm sure my mom loves driving on flat tires!

  • Dogs @lemmy.world

    Brownie chilling out..

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world

    I finished a front end alignment on my roommate's vehicle today, shadetree style. 2005 Hyundai Tucson, 2.7L 6Cyl

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Ignoring the internet bill itself, how many paid online services do you have?