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More or less true, yeah. The proper parking area is outside of the gated/chained off driveway. The maintenance people only open that for people either moving into an apartment or moving out.

What's really funny though is that there used to be a pretty heavy duty bolted on steel pipe swing gate, but someone came along and unbolted the hinges to get in without landlord/maintenance permission. They left all the parts there though, maintenance could have just bolted the gate hinges back up.

But no no, these new maintenance people were too damn lazy to bolt back what I guess were like 18mm nuts. No no, they must have just hauled the old steel gate to the scrapyard and replaced it with this nonsense that anyone with a flathead screwdriver can easily bypass.. 🤦‍♂️

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASFI3NzCWs0

Note that it starts with a disclaimer that says the movie is a work of fiction.

Edit: Oof, I just got out the shower and was planning to start watching it myself, but apparently the link I found is a Reviews & Facts link, not the movie itself. 🤦‍♂️

My bad LOL, but it's an hour and 42 minutes long, so I'm leaving it anyways.

Umm, did you miss the pointy screws in the upstairs floor boards?

Randomness is forbidden in Chess, it's all logical gameplay.

If anything, to address this issue, I'd assign the Joker piece right in front of the King for both sides.

Could be either yo, like it might be quicker with a paperclip LMFAO!

Is this a kinky raddish?

So, snow flurries jizz?

Well damn, now I need a condom umbrella...

Sounds like you're referring to large trees such as Oak Trees.

This is a natural process, and Oak Trees tend to kill off the grass underneath them anyways, because the trees block much of the sunshine.

Let the oaks be the oaks, rake and mulch the leaves, and spread the mulch over open areas of grass not underneath big trees.

Write a note? Are you stupid or something? Are you looking to see how crazy your neighbors are?

Not everyone is as peaceful as you'd expect, they might as well shoot you for looking at them funny.

I've had two such incidents in my life, where I tried to do the 'right' thing as you suggested, only to be attacked by drug addicts fucked up on whatever the hell.

I learned its a lot easier to contact authorities and landlord, not contact crazy neighbors directly.

Maybe you never experienced a 'friend's' home with young children and a stripper pole in the living room, and a full fledged liquor bar in their kitchen.

I really don't need other people to tell what to expect from a stripper pole, as that's not even the only place I've seen such shit.

Anyways, thanks for your inexperienced advice. I'd rather those sort of people be far away from me.

I avoided the Epstein files ya know...

Mulch the leaves and spread the mulch back out. It helps keep the dirt fertilized.

The weight of my own ass on that chain could probably break the hose clamps..

No, I'm not such a malicious person, I won't be doing that.

But still, that's gotta be about the weakest lock almost ever...

I could probably sit my ass on the chain and break the hose clamps...

I'm not gonna try, I'm an honest person, but still...

Oh no, it's a metal chain, apparently covered in powder coat yellow.

I ain't gonna mess with it, but it won't surprise me a bit if other neighbors eventually fuck with it.

Indeed its not a problem, just an inconvenience for him.

It's not the end of the world, I was just asking advice on his behalf.

Towing fee for parking there is more like $200, daily.

Incorrect.

It used to be a fully locked metal pole gate, but someone a few years ago unscrewed and removed the hefty hinges.

So now under new management, this is the bullshit they installed to replace the reinforced gate, rather than replacing the original gate hinges.

Any 8 year old or above with a flathead screwdriver can take that new chain shit down...

Bruh, I said let the landlord deal with it, with a bloody foot and photo evidence. Don't confront the neighbors directly, you won't have to...

No hurry at all, just asking on his behalf.

Ah, if I may add another optional rule..

The Joker can indeed take out one opponent piece, but it's only the opponent's Joker.

But being that they're Jokers and not even Pawns, they're too stupid to fight, so it becomes a suicide move, eliminating both Jokers from the board at once..

What you think?