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over_clox

@ over_clox @lemmy.world

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I am not a robot. I promise.

  • ai will surely save us all

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  • Hi, we've been trying to reach you regarding your vehicle's extended warranty...

  • ai will surely save us all

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  • If you take a core sample of a human, you can determine exactly when the person died.

    The more you know...

  • He thought about getting an Erector set, but

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  • Literally 10 years past that sort of habit, and I couldn't be happier!

    Don't do kids, durgs...

  • Emperor Constantine (Milano)

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  • Observe closer, it usually means the local dealers just re-upped...

    Don't ask, I've been out of that scene for over a decade.

  • Emperor Constantine (Milano)

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  • Real talk now, it's not exactly an official thing everywhere, but where I'm from, if you see shoes hanging off the power lines, that means drug dealers are around the area...

  • Multiplayer available

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  • 3 Guys 1 Bowl?

  • Cover Your Banana

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  • You're not supposed to squeeze the filling out, not until it's perfectly ripe.. 🍌

  • Cover Your Banana

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  • Hey yo, it's better than AI slop..

  • Cover Your Banana

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  • Punctuation is important!

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  • The ordering of letters can change the entire meaning of a word. For example...

    "You're my nicest grandma, I love you"

    vs

    "You're my incest grandma, I love you"

  • There's a bicycle behind this, I promise..

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  • Removed

    YSK pills are a scam (reposting bc mod accidentally removed it)

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  • Many newer pills have protective coatings that won't dissolve in water, to prevent basement chemists from converting them into shit like meth...

    Those sort of pills are designed to dissolve in stomach acids, so the warm water test isn't a universal check.

    Honestly I think another commenter hit the nail pretty close on the head though, I think their mom was secretly super depressed and tried to end her own life, but since she survived, she doesn't want to talk about it.

  • Why don't people ask scammers a few questions?

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  • When I'm almost certain it's a scammer calling, I'll answer as professionally as I can as if I'm running a business...

    "Thank you for calling Ding Dong Double Dildos and Dirty Devices! How would you like to fuck yourself today?"

    They usually just hang up and remove the number from the call list LMFAO! 😂🤣

    I actually did this for my mom one day, scammers had been calling her left and right. She found it quite hilarious too, and by the next day, more than half the scammers quit calling 👍

    Edit: Merry Christmas! This is how you fuck the scammers...

  • I'm confused. Is this a kitten or a puppy?

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  • Well Merry Christmas to you as well, thank you for erecting the tree, very beautiful!

  • I'm confused. Is this a kitten or a puppy?

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  • No shit Watson, I'm observing it from my natural blurry vision and I see a pink kitten.

  • I'm confused. Is this a kitten or a puppy?

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  • When I wear Depends, I don't need to wipe..

  • I'm confused. Is this a kitten or a puppy?

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  • Can we confirm this with AI?

    How much shit does it deliver? Bullshit? Deershit? Dogshit? Pigshit? Rabbit Eggs?...

  • I'm confused. Is this a kitten or a puppy?

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  • It's a baby fox, obviously.

    Merry Christmas.

  • I'm confused. Is this a kitten or a puppy?

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  • Look, in the holy name of dumbfuckery, you gotta do better than that. For Christ's sake, it's Christmas!

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    Happy Thanksgiving!

  • no context @lemmy.world
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    PSP GTA VCS, first garage is supposed to only allow one vehicle. I got 4 stored and saved in there...

  • Bicycles @lemmy.ca
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    Homemade handlebar metal cover end caps in the works. A cork, a nickel, and a wood screw, each side, of course.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    How does Edward Scissorhands pee?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    How does Edward Scissorhands pee?

  • Bicycles @lemmy.ca
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    Is this a sign? Minor BMX flatland accident today..

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    On Wheel Of Fortune final round, they start with the letters RSTLNE. Then they ask for three additional consonants and a vowel. I'd say D, C, K, and I..

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world
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    To open, tear along the dotted line. What freaking dotted line?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    What time is it?

  • Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition @midwest.social
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    On today's special episode of Food Crimes...

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml
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    What are some of the best realtime scientific data websites out there?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What are some of the best realtime scientific data websites out there?

  • You can't park there, mate @feddit.uk
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    They didn't even try...

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Spotted parked out in front of our local Dollar General today. They didn't even try...

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Dancing With Boobs

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    Shrinkflation

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    Why don't they have simpler names for brain disorders, where perhaps even the person suffering the disorder might be able to remember the term themself?

  • Buy it for Life @slrpnk.net
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    Anyone remember Radio Shack? Here's my analog multimeter...

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    What is the magic diet for no-wipe poops?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    How effective are life jackets in rapidly flowing deep flood waters?