I call everyone brah 🤙

WAIT

What in the cinnamon toast fuck

Wasn’t our idea.The rescue guys named him. The name has grown on me since we’ve had him tho 🙆‍♀️

They don’t want him. Hope they ship him up north :D

Hahahaha fafo ya fuckin dickhead

Wonder how good those coach brakes were

The election cycle sure is fun

DO NOT BE AFRAID

Rent free :D

I absolutely adore mountain lions. But knowing that they can pierce my skull with their teeth would keep me out of that room.

“You look like a lifeguard” made my friend spit his drink out with that one

All periods. Don’t use “!”.

Based

Time for FOSS banking

I eat a shit ton of candy.