Even the word roundabout is too complicated… My GPS refers to them as “traffic circles”.

Nah, pull it backwards so he can suffer through a couple loops before the plane breaks up from stress.

That’s because you have to pass 3 dollar generals to get to the Walmart.

Just a general timeline for technology to become ubiquitous. Starts small, for the rich or “for nerds”; begins to take over, now seen as “normal”; eventually you’re the weird one for not having it.

Microwave ovens & the Internet are the two I can think of in my lifetime, I’d say an average of about 20 years for the cycle to complete, so about a generation.

Their other sister?

It’ll take at least a generation for Gattaca to be in full swing

My neutral evil on a small partial loaf is basically rolling it until all the excess is tucked.

My local roads are shit, the SUV prevents me damaging my vehicle in all the potholes / construction zones.

I would totally rock a Slate, though.

US justice: If you’re rich, you’re not a criminal.

I will rate an SUV on 0-60 time…

0 to 60 meters of elevation off-road.

Donald Slump

This is the only situation I would support some backwoods jackass converting something to diesel and “rolling coal” in it.

I know it will never happen, but I would find in genuinely hilarious.

There are 2 types of pug owners:

• My precious baby is perfect and can do no wrong.

• You’re lucky I love you you ugly little shit.

It’s just a meme. Chuckle slightly and move on.

I had a Juno email before I had internet…

You could modem directly to their server to send/receive mail without any other connection.

Twas a simpler time.

Sweet. I’m no longer committing piracy, I’m training a personal AI…

Gets college degree, remains an unemployed leech.

Guess who’s back…

You can get EOL Chromebooks for around $40-50. Who cares that they don’t get security updates when you’re not using ChromeOS!

Right in your price range, and now it’s a portable all-in-one package.

Solid Mercury.

Which is pretty cold…

0K… I’ll stop.