Yeah, that creamsicle is chef’s kiss; definitely my favorite.

As a Nightshift Psychopath™ my caffeine dependencies are a bit different than “normal” people who drink coffee and don’t get accused of Vampirism. A buddy of mine used to make “pixie stix” out of C4 powder & Boba Straws for the times you get voluntold into a 16hr shift.

I haven’t reached that point yet, but I’ve thought about it more than I thought I would.

What if it was an angry blowjob to sweeten the deal?

They don’t want them to die immediately, though.

They’re supposed to keep their mouth shut and push out babies until they die…

I wouldn’t say repeal, I would say adapt & clarify.

If the original purpose was for a “well regulated militia,” then there should be regulations and training for you to be able to own a gun.

Fail your certification, lose your license.

Are you criticizing my MIDI art?

I deal with it through a lifetime of developing thick skin, education, and comedy.

The occasional threat of handing out 3/5’s of an ass whooping helps as well.

I’m black. Been judged and profiled my whole life.

The Skittles and Starburst flavors are the ones I usually go after, but yeah, they stiff you on the caffeine.

Reign is my go to, can get a 24 pack at Sam’s club for $35. 8 each of white gummi bear, orange creamsicle, and rainbow sherbet.

The masks wear out over time. The rest of the lizard people don’t like her and won’t give her a new one.

Bang, yes. The Rockstar X-Durance, specifically. The thing to look for is them being sugar free & having 300mg of caffeine in a can. That’s “high end” compared to Monster, Red Bull, etc.

Run. That’s what I would do. Then probably call the fire department, the gas company, or an exorcist. Possibly all 3.

As a caffeine connoisseur, the “high end” energy drinks designed as pre-work out are all sugar free to prevent the terrible crash & stored sugar energy reserves. Was a night and day difference when I switched.

Bang, Reign, & C4 are the dedicated brands, Rockstar X-Durance is another popular one.

Got it. Canada needs a feral water buffalo population.

I would say this is great news all around. With SteamOS pushing the Linux market share higher than it’s ever been, and a partnership with Arch to boost direct development, this could mean other companies taking a hard look at Linux and either developing native software or ensuring proton compatibility out of the gate.

I’m imagining “Runs on Arch” markers on software like the old “Works on Windows '95” stickers I used to see everywhere.

“I don’t know why, but if you remove this comment it fucks up everything.”

I saw this comment in a piece of code once; I left it there as not to tempt the fates.

Boot Loop - ties someone’s shoelaces together

Eminem - Fuel

Had to go back and listen to the wordplay because I didn’t think I heard it right, then the next line was him explaining that yes, I heard it right, then playing off the explanation.

I just use the last 12 digits of pi for all my passwords. So easy to remember!

There’s a place near me that makes “Crispy Phillies”, essentially a chimichanga made out of Philly stuff.

I limit myself to one a month, otherwise I would die from pure bliss (and heart failure)

Because IT people are smart enough to ask for payment up front.