Masterful play sir, as always.
I first looked at the dude and i thought: “this guy looks like a parody of Elon Musk”, then i realized it is Elon Musk but my first thought still stands.
Everyone’s talking about the shitty haircut but honestly the shitty mustache is far shittier
Everyone has and likes shitty mustaches now.
The 70s-90s are back.
The 90s had a LOT of 70s in play culture wise, it even ended with a sitcom about that decade. Grunge was basically 80s punk but also 70s music. It feels like its a 70s and 90s revival at the same time cause its a photocopy of a photocopy. It already does seem to being going towards the 2000s revival of the 80s once again, scene kid shit seems to be replacing the idea nu metal was ever cool. And all that was adopted from 80s stuff. The 20th century will never die until we kill it
With the speed these nostalgia cycles are going at, they’re just gonna catch up to the present day
The 00’s are never truly coming back, we will never be as thinness focused again. I really dread the comeback of 2010’s skinny jeans though
I never stopped wearing em
I like the moustache
I feel like the mustache almost adds some maturity to his face he has neither had before nor earned.
Stolenshaven valorIt’s also the first time he’s even approached jumping on the bandwagon while it’s still rolling. Normally he’s 10 years behind.
I feel like a wispy mustache is the opposite of adding maturity like that looks like what I used to grow as a teenager
Yeah, but previously it looked like he couldn’t even grow that. I dunno, my facial hair is reddish blonde, so it doesn’t show up super prominently even when I have a lot. (having facial hair is dysphoria, but so is shaving
)
Yeah, it’s like he finally realized he had a big dumb blank face that highlighted his total lack of development as a person, and found a workaround to fake it. It brings me no pleasure to report that yes, the mustache works. It’s bumped him up from looking the like world’s biggest dipshit to looking like an alcoholic father who’s only kind of a dipshit
I know I’m just getting ragebaited here, but “showing where you stand” with a Hitler Youth haircut while vigorously denying being a Nazi is somehow even lamer than just being an open Nazi.
Wait, we were supposed to get angry? I actually thought it was hilarious; that’s the goofiest haircut I’ve seen in a while. I actually thought he was getting mocked and tried to pretend people were getting angry, not making fun of him.
No, I mean the “where I stand” thing is ragebait because of broader context. Most people were probably just laughing at the haircut being ugly or maybe just finding the whole thing pathetic.
No one said it was good ragebait. Musk’s ragebait has historically been pathetic even by the standards of an already pathetic thing to do.
At first blush I didn’t even make the connection to the hitler youth, I just thought he looked like a bozo (as per usual).
We all know when he was shaving to get that mustache he stood there in front of the mirror with the razor and thought for a long time about shaving a very particular kind of much smaller mustache instead.
He still ended with a Polish 80’s style mustache, only need glasses with THICK frame to fill the style
He’s trying to look like Nolan from Invincible. Dude can’t help but idolize Nazis.
what i can’t get over is how many deliberate choices and how much money he spends to look like this.
My mom was a hairdresser so once in a while I’d just fuck my own hair up to piss her off and it never looked this bad
That’s funny, I can imagine your mom mad at giving you a mullet or something.
My asking for a mullet and being refused one and then being given a Johnny Ramone haircut is what made me start cutting my own hair like 20 years ago. It’s grown out af right now, but I still more or less keep a Kurt Russel in Big Trouble in Little China style mullet
Elon had a hair transplant done for his pattern baldness in the 00s. Just know that he shaved off all his natural hair and what you’re seeing is pubes and ass hair. Or something idk I’m not a doctor.
Musk desperately trying to call people mad when everyone is just laughing at him hysterically and not in fact upset at all. The hitler youth cut is so common and used by so many celebs it’s lost all meaning or attachment, nobody cares, it’s just hysterical that this billionaire’s version of it is dogshit.
It got ripped off from early 2010s harcore kids, not the basketball shorts crowd kill kind but the cuffed skinny jeans scene kid who heard Converge type. We called it the Hipster Youth cut
My god what a pathetic person this truly is. It’s so pathetic it’s a bit absurd. It’s so pathetic it almost makes me feel bad. Not for him, but just generally. Also poor kid, what a shit dad to have.
Maybe if Hitler’s barber gave him this haircut, he would have killed himself earlier and saved us the trouble of WW2
Pay no attention to the disgusting pedo stash while
posing next to a child.“What kinda cut you want?”
“Just fuck my shit up.”
He looks like the dorky sidekick to the actual villain on a kid’s tv show, one that’s constantly getting pants’d by both sides
Almost
Is this a bit where someone was trying to dress up as the most punchable face?
It’s Gary Oldman in the 1997 film The Fifth Element. He does play a very obnoxious, very punchable character.
Character from the fifth element. Like literally that is Gary Oldman in a scene from the fifth element.
He doesn’t look like that old of a man
well yeah the movie was 30 years ago
His middle name is notvery.
Excuse-moi! C’est Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg.
It’s
for sure
I’ve always been so curious about the plastic thing. What is it? Fashion or medical?
I think I always thought medical, for some reason, or something to protect a bio augmentation. I don’t recall seeing anyone else in the film with the same implant/semi helmet?
