10 points for Gryffindor
Stupid sexy Hermione… 😭
I’m curious what the response would be if someone asked a woman wearing a sweater or shirt like this if they could feel the joy for themselves; but not curious enough to actually fuck around and find out in real life.
It would go exactly like this:
Man: Haha, that’s funny! Can I feel the joy?!
Woman: Haha sorry you’re not festive enough lol
Man: lol fair enough!
party continues
People that wear funny stuff are funny and like to laugh. It’s a joke conversation starter, not a porn movie plot.
I don’t know if people on here simply don’t interact with with the opposite sex or what, but 99% of all interactions you’ll have will be positive if you are positive and fun.
Most people aren’t psycho losers and most women aren’t frail damsels, they are fun and love to joke flirt just as much as men.
Meanwhile, this thread:
Every woman that would wear this knows exactly what the message is being sent to the male brain. And that’s fine. But please don’t act so innocent and unaware
Exactly, my wife’s got two. One has the door knockers from Labyrinth with the quote “It’s very rude to stare!” The other one has the ones from Young Frankenstein with the quote “What knockers!” She thinks they’re hilarious.
The Young Frankenstein nokkers scene was a classic. That beautiful actress, Terry Garr, died way too young but she did have lucious tits.
Super talented lady. Loved her in Close Encounters too.
She made a great career out of playing “everyone’s mom” .
She’s right it’s timeless comedy
No one cares what happens in the male brain. Whatever people are wearing, if you don’t have enough self-control to resist the urge to harass/assault someone, please seek medical help and don’t go around other human beings.
Women should be able to joke about their bodies without consequences and without being told “don’t act innocent”.
I find it tasteless and ignorant of the dangers others have faced. It’s one thing in the security of your home or with friends, but this doesn’t appear to be private.
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Fucking hell a woman should be able to make a lewd joke without inviting sexual assault
I’m okay with that but it’s frustrating that it’s the complete opposite for men. We can’t even make the lewd jokes! My signature “jingle my bells” holiday pants completely ruined my middle school teaching career.
Pretty sure that sweater wouldn’t come across too well either if she were a middle school teacher
what if a guy has a shirt that says ‘punch me’?
Would you then be surprised at your assault/battery charge if you punched someone in the face out of nowhere for wearing that shirt? “But the shirt your honour”.
a little.
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“Stop living in denial” stop being the problem
Weird
Because a t shirt is not an invitation to grope women, bruh
Yeah.
From your statement I know precisely exactly how you approach women.With chloroform?
chloroform stunning people is a Hollywood thing, you need about 5 minutes of constantly breathing in a chloroform/air mix before going down
sorry for the 🤓 moment
You can take them down faster if you simply hit them with the bottle.
Finally someone who knows how to properly use chloroform.
I’ll ask my wife… Hold on a minute.
Yeah, she said no because we have some and home already.
Thumbs pointed the wrong way…
Nah bro you’re supposed to be standing behind her
Then the instructions should be on the back side right?
I’m sure more instructions await you on the back side 👀
This is starting to sound like a “Middle Out” brainstorming session.
how do you know they’re not?
🤲
The thumbs are right if she grabs her own boobs, but the instructions highly suggest for me to grab her boobs, which would have my hand prints mirrored (unless I grab from behind).
Office harassment suit bait
“you see what she was wearing?”
“woah victim blaming”
“but… but…”
(note this is just a joke. obviously this is still not an excuse, as it can and should still be interpreted as a joke rather than an invitation to any mouthbreather to fondle her)
Its purple
Oh… oka-- No! No! No!
On a more serious note, theres a site that showed all the clothes that rape victims were wearing. It was all average clothes. Wish i could remember the link, but i will never forget the images.
it’s sad that this even needs to be addressed but I guess it’s better to have it just to shut some idiots up. rape is about power, not attraction. certainly not provocation. not a single man would suddenly rape a person because he simply cannot resist. they do it because they’re the kind of person who would rape someone.
At least the original post ended with:
Please don’t bother her or flirt with her while she works
She is subjectively attractive! Bonus points for looking like that Harry Pottery girl.
Upvotes to the lef— wait wrong site
… Or is it?
It’s like !shirtsthatgohard@lemmy.world, but it’s a sweater…
That’s Nevaeh Petty of Celina 52 Truckstop employee of the month fame.
https://celina52.com/pages/about
https://celina52.com/blogs/news/nevaeh-petty-is-november-employee-of-the-month
This is unhinged in the best way.
Unfortunately their Facebook page is where the action is.
Somebody removed their watermark with AI
This place can’t be real lmao.
It isn’t.
Cute
Has anyone figured out where to get this sweater? There’s like a million versions that are ugly af, but I can’t find this one! Thanks
ask them cos i couldnt find. might be custom version https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=977776934400913&id=100065058451295
What a weird company
They also talk about piss jugs a lot. Must be trucker humor I don’t understand.
Strange choice to blur the hand
Well, what if children saw that h**d?!
Knowing how I was as a kid, I’d probably hope to grow up to be so lucky. Maybe I’d put in a job application there and hope I turned 18 sooner than later.
Yep. Piss jugs are a thing for truckers. Ain’t got time to stop to pee, you guys all expect your ordered shit to be across country in minutes after the order is placed.
I’ve spent 10 minutes trying to find out if the Celina 52 truck stop is real or not. It’s so bizarre, every post and every comment is just bizarre.
It’s a parody account. Many of the people in their posts including the girl in this picture (Neveah) also have their own accounts and will interact with each other as well as their followers
I hope she’s not harassed because of her resemblance to a famous actress
She’s so pretty.
Weird form of ID, but I guess if that’s how she wants me to remember her name…
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Actually I would love to squeeze the Joy
