Best Italian I’ve ever had in my life was a small restaurant down in Jaco. They opened up a brand new $300 wheel of parm just to make that pasta dish where they scoop it out and throw everything in it. Owner comes out and I keep asking him if he’s sure, “Absolutely! I’ll just make it the special next week!” He preps it for us. People are filming it. The hostess calls in a band from on the street who comes and plays for us… It was like something out of a movie.

Love Costa

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

“the Trump team lied” is pretty much just a default assumption until proven otherwise.

Potential band name, album title, and album art all in one shot

He’s the kind of asshole that will come out of it saying something stupid like, “It was nothing! I ran the place!” He’ll just roll it into his career, move on to another platform, and continue to be a big piece of shit.

Stupid post duplication…

You somehow propose this to the genie through half a larynx, he nods briefly, before slicing again, and again, and again with increasing precision, until you are reduced to a single proton.

“I’ve read Zeno too,” the genie replies.

Granted, the genie produces a large sword and slices you perfectly down the middle. The left half of you burns away to dust. “You are now… always right,” he says to your right half as you flop to the ground. Not that it matters much as your consciousness quickly fades.

P-90s? Hell no, grab the flamethrowers and the dynamite!

We did, but were quickly reminded “This is a family store.” and told to leave when we also tried out one of the crates.

Man, wow… Now there’s a long lost memory.

Original was 25-26 years ago.

Ublock Origin, don’t surf the web without it!

I think it was struck on multiple times, my favorite will always been Back to the Future.

The irony totally not lost that Biff was modeled after Trump and predicted him being a corrupt criminal and woman abuser waaaaaay before all this shit happened…

Oh, look at that… It’s Tuesday.

Well, now you’re just being antisemitic… /s

Cool, so we’ll be parading him through DC, nailing him to a cross, and jamming a spear in him later today then, right?

Same way moon landing deniers do.

“The whole thing is staged! Nobody actually flew anywhere! They just put some guys in costumes and filmed them on a sound stage in Hollywood!”

Global economy fucked even more = mission successful

He’s not going to rest until we’re in a global depression.

I agree, he is a disgusting, barely-excusable facsimile of a human. But I’m also a firm believer that laughing at him is a powerful weapon. It’d hurt his ego so much more.

You want to stop dictators? Rob them of the power, undermine it. Make them a joke.

Remember… Hitler has only got one ball