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Perpetually tired mental health counselor, sometimes retro game streamer, comedian, Mensan, coffee connoisseur, bacon lover, chronic pain survivor, nefarious pirate, and generally all-round nice dude...

  • Wait... What's the joke here? I just see the president sticking his head through a hole in the table. I know this is a shit post, but I don't get it. We're just posting pictures of Trump doing weird stuff now for the funny? What happened to corn?

  • I did... It's literally everywhere! I think I hurt my back. You'll be hearing from my lawyer!

  • Where are you going? The vicar won't be home for hours...

  • As a big middle finger, they'll make a minigame collection starring Bon and no other Legends characters.

  • But if they just put it in the title, people won't click and get bombarded with ads! Think of the big corporations!

  • Yeah, first rule of a lawsuit, don't fucking talk to anybody. Don't give the defense anything to defend with.

  • Exactly, always strain out. Chunks mean rot and mold.

  • Don't let your dreams be dreams! Infusing scents should be as easy as soaking the aromatic you want in a carrier oil for a while and then mixing it with a wax!

    Just... Don't yell at me if you don't get your apartment's deposit back.

  • Same, I've been renewing online for the past 12 years. This year I had to go in and they gave me a hard time over my points. Apparently you can't have more than one letter from the same government agency. I had 2 from the DMV and was like, "This is literally you guys! Two separate forms. Two separate dates! You don't trust yourselves enough to get it right more than once!? Like, trust me dude, nobody's going to the DMV pretending to be me. No sane person would put themselves through that torture just to steal my identity... Nobody wants to be me, it doesn't come with a whole lot of perks."

    Thankfully, I just had my passport renewed, so I said screw it and got my regular one.

  • As an American, we already have that... It's called Hershey's.

  • It's not in his mouth yet

  • Tomorrow, Trump suddenly develops an inexplicable, intense dislike for Namibia...

  • SOCOM kicked ass. One of my first miked experiences. Nothing more fun than sniping people in their spawn with an m4 in the jungle map and then hearing people whine that you're cheating after. "Stop sticking your head out of the gap in the middle of spawn and I won't shoot it." Paintball in the oil rig warehouse... Shotgun duels on the roof of the desert map... Good times

  • Huh... Must suck being on the end of those.

    Hey... What's this? And this? Oh jeeze, and a movement to censure?

    Yup, must really suck...

  • If anything, that just makes him more appealing.

    Gaetz 2028! Make America Young Again!

    Ugh...

  • Even if it did go away, it wouldn't matter... Price goes up, price stays up. That's how a disregulated economy works.

  • Bingo... This shouldn't touch mainstream news until it's been reviewed and reproduced.

  • Why not? He's already working on bread lines.

  • FoodPorn @lemmy.world

    BBQ Chicken, balsamic asparagus, and homemade German potato salad

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Egg Sharing

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    Trump 2028 yall!

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    Happy Tuesday!

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Happy Tuesday!

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Beans in jeans!

  • aww @lemmy.world

    I swear to god she's alive