This photo has all the hallmarks of “I don’t give a fuck! For the next five minutes, we’re a happy family! Just shut up and smile for the fucking picture!”
Perpetually tired mental health counselor, sometimes retro game streamer, comedian, Mensan, coffee connoisseur, bacon lover, chronic pain survivor, nefarious pirate, and generally all-round nice dude…
This photo has all the hallmarks of “I don’t give a fuck! For the next five minutes, we’re a happy family! Just shut up and smile for the fucking picture!”
Those appear to be Canadian Smarties. As an American I wash my hands of this whole affair, good day sir.
Ngl, I always loved watching the lobsters and crabs…
Edit: How did I post nothing here?
Anyway… I dunno, this seems apt…
🎶Cause I speak of the pompatus of looooove🎶
In psychological terms we call that tangentiality or a tangential affect. Where the subject starts on one topic, and then continually digresses to other loosely or unrelated topics. It’s a marker for mental illness.
Or we could just call it what it is, pulling it out of your ass.
It’s an '05 Monte Carlo, but damn good call!
It was my grandfather’s car for much of its life. He only ever really drove it like a mile at a time before he was no longer able to drive. When he passed away a few years ago, I got it. For being a car that survived Sandy and sitting in several feet of salt water, it has held up astoundingly well. At the time, all it needed was an electrical harness replacement. Since I got it, other than tires, brakes, and routine maintenance since, I’ve only just had to replace the exhaust line last year. It’s been a damn good car, and I plan to keep it as long as I can!
Weird, I wonder if it’s a difference between instances or maybe clients?
Not every single comment, but 100% a troll account or a very sick individual.
In all the years I’ve had this car, I never even noticed that. Thank you, I’ll never be able to unsee it now!
In the time it took you to write this, you could have gone on Google and proven to yourself that it is. Instead, you doubled down on ignorance. Good job!
As did I a couple years ago, I had to pull over and send it to the wife.
Today I realized Pizza Hut and Book-It are the reason that every time I finish a book I crave pizza…
So he’s just blatantly admitting it now, huh?
Now he knows her name, can easily find out where she lives, and spend the rest of his life showing up every time she says something about him.
I did a Google search and this appears to be it or at least close. OP correct me if I’m wrong.
He’s been following the Nazi playbook for years now. One of their top plays there was discrediting the media, the Lügenpresse. Doesn’t help that half of the news outlets bent down to kiss his feet and Elon bought up and intentionally tanked one of the biggest social media outlets in the world. The rest are apparently all liars who are out to get him.
Next is make your average working class scared. You do this by giving them something to be scared of, then make them mad at it, then offer a solution to the problem people didn’t even know they had. Just takes a quick read on the US Holocaust Museum before it all starts sounding super familiar.