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Capt. Wolf

@ capt_wolf @lemmy.world

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Perpetually tired mental health counselor, sometimes retro game streamer, comedian, Mensan, coffee connoisseur, bacon lover, chronic pain survivor, nefarious pirate, and generally all-round nice dude...

  • Guys... what the fuck? No really?

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  • Wait... What's the joke here? I just see the president sticking his head through a hole in the table. I know this is a shit post, but I don't get it. We're just posting pictures of Trump doing weird stuff now for the funny? What happened to corn?

  • Alright, who stepped on my corn?

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  • I did... It's literally everywhere! I think I hurt my back. You'll be hearing from my lawyer!

  • Men after finding out what women's romance novels are actually like:

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  • Where are you going? The vicar won't be home for hours...

  • Capcom Looks to Grow Mega Man, Ace Attorney, Devil May Cry with New Projects

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  • As a big middle finger, they'll make a minigame collection starring Bon and no other Legends characters.

  • Scientists Link Popular Sugar Substitute to Liver Disease

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  • But if they just put it in the title, people won't click and get bombarded with ads! Think of the big corporations!

  • Sabrina Carpenter, Franklin the Turtle publisher condemn the Trump administration's use of their work on social media

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  • Yeah, first rule of a lawsuit, don't fucking talk to anybody. Don't give the defense anything to defend with.

  • suddenly im a chef

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  • Exactly, always strain out. Chunks mean rot and mold.

  • suddenly im a chef

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  • Don't let your dreams be dreams! Infusing scents should be as easy as soaking the aromatic you want in a carrier oil for a while and then mixing it with a wax!

    Just... Don't yell at me if you don't get your apartment's deposit back.

  • TSA announces $45 fee for travelers with no REAL ID

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  • Same, I've been renewing online for the past 12 years. This year I had to go in and they gave me a hard time over my points. Apparently you can't have more than one letter from the same government agency. I had 2 from the DMV and was like, "This is literally you guys! Two separate forms. Two separate dates! You don't trust yourselves enough to get it right more than once!? Like, trust me dude, nobody's going to the DMV pretending to be me. No sane person would put themselves through that torture just to steal my identity... Nobody wants to be me, it doesn't come with a whole lot of perks."

    Thankfully, I just had my passport renewed, so I said screw it and got my regular one.

  • Choose wisely: Chocolate that taste like shit or Shit that taste like chocolate

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  • As an American, we already have that... It's called Hershey's.

  • Trump's Deepest Thoughts and Considerations

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  • It's not in his mouth yet

  • Namibia’s ‘Adolf Hitler’ changes birth name

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  • Tomorrow, Trump suddenly develops an inexplicable, intense dislike for Namibia...

  • What are your favourite ps2 multiplayer games?

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  • SOCOM kicked ass. One of my first miked experiences. Nothing more fun than sniping people in their spawn with an m4 in the jungle map and then hearing people whine that you're cheating after. "Stop sticking your head out of the gap in the middle of spawn and I won't shoot it." Paintball in the oil rig warehouse... Shotgun duels on the roof of the desert map... Good times

  • Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene announces resignation from Congress

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  • Huh... Must suck being on the end of those.

    Hey... What's this? And this? Oh jeeze, and a movement to censure?

    Yup, must really suck...

  • 🔥🔥🔥

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  • US may owe $1 trillion in refunds if SCOTUS cancels Trump tariffs

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  • Matt Gaetz’s Teen Sex Allegations Take Horrific New Twist

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  • If anything, that just makes him more appealing.

    Gaetz 2028! Make America Young Again!

    Ugh...

  • Voter fury emerges over skyrocketing electricity bills as AI stokes demand — and fears of a stock market bubble

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  • Even if it did go away, it wouldn't matter... Price goes up, price stays up. That's how a disregulated economy works.

  • Common Supplement Shows Concerning Link to Heart Failure [melatonin]

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  • Bingo... This shouldn't touch mainstream news until it's been reviewed and reproduced.

  • ICE's detainee population reaches 66,000, a new record high, statistics show

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  • Why not? He's already working on bread lines.

  • FoodPorn @lemmy.world
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    BBQ Chicken, balsamic asparagus, and homemade German potato salad

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    Egg Sharing

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    Trump 2028 yall!

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    Happy Tuesday!

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    Happy Tuesday!

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    Beans in jeans!

  • aww @lemmy.world
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    I swear to god she's alive