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Capt. Wolf

@ capt_wolf @lemmy.world

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Perpetually tired mental health counselor, sometimes retro game streamer, comedian, Mensan, coffee connoisseur, bacon lover, chronic pain survivor, nefarious pirate, and generally all-round nice dude...

  • Today is the 40th Anniversary of Zelda!

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  • Chrono Trigger had a similar effect on me, where Magus seemed like he just had to be the BBEG... Then you realize that was just the first drop on the rollercoaster.

  • Better be a sex offender registry on those damn space ships

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  • The only way I'm gonna believe is if greys land in DC, enter the White House, and drag Trump away for intergalactic trial because he also molested one of their minors.

  • What’s behind your eye-popping power bill? We broke it down, region by region.

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  • Gotta love a website that covers most of your mobile screen with a privacy notice and makes the deny button unclickable...

  • Star rupture on sale. It's only $20 to begin with, heh

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  • I've liked Star Rupture so far, but am I playing it wrong? I was kinda expecting there to be regular attacks similar to Factorio. Instead, after 20 hours of play, I've seen only one and killed them all so fast it wasn't even really a threat. I feel like the progression of conflict needs to be little more aggressive.

    That's especially coming from Creepy Jar. If you've never played Green Hell, which they've also got on sale under $3 right now, survival in it is absolutely brutal to start off. I was expecting that kind of difficulty curve.

  • Can’t buy RAM sticks

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  • Playstation Plus was the last streaming service I used. The titles were garbage and so was the quality. I don't know why I ever bothered when I've got thousands of games archived locally. I'll go back to dumpster diving office PCs before I ever use a virtual instance again.

  • Video Games Need to Be Cheaper to Buy

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  • This... Put games on your wishlist, set your wishlist to only show sales, and sort by price. Then only buy games from that list when they go on a significant sale. Plenty of decent games out there regularly go for $5-10 or less. With very few exceptions I refuse to pay more than $20-30 for a game and, even then, only if they're like 50% off and not likely to come down.

    Also... stop pre-ordering games. They'll still be there when they do go on sale. You don't need to play them as soon as they come out. Conquer that FOMO shit and develop some integrity.

  • NSFW

    330 gallons of sulphuric-acid was purchased for Epstein Island on the day the FBI opened investigation

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  • See the Edit to my post...

    Jeeze...

  • NSFW

    330 gallons of sulphuric-acid was purchased for Epstein Island on the day the FBI opened investigation

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  • You ever see piranha solution go to work? It's fucking terrifying...

    All it is is sulfuric acid and hydrogen peroxide...

    The precipitate from dissolving flesh and bone in it is water, carbon dioxide, and gypsum. Dump what's left in the ocean and the gypsum will dissolve. Alternately, and sickeningly more likely if all this shit is true, is that gypsum has a ton of practical uses, drywall and cosmetics being a few...

    Edit: since we're already well into tinfoil hat territory, I went ahead and googled "epstein gypsum" and this popped up.

  • To demonstrate that people will argue about anything, here's a picture of a ladybug.

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  • Had to tape it down to make sure it didn't fly away.

  • State Department will delete X posts from before Trump returned to office

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  • Someone needs to get on there and dump all their posts immediately to multiple publicly available resources...

  • Taste the flavor

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  • Similarly:

    Yeast: I'm going to eat all this sugar and produce a toxin that will kill off competing organisms!

    Humans: HAHA! Funny juice make head all silly...

  • Taste the flavor

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  • I'm reminded of this Uwos video...

  • "Luke, I am your second father"

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  • TELL THAT TO THE CLONES YOU ALSO ABANDONED!!!

    Deep kshhh pshhhhh Alright... You know what? That's it... I'm cutting off your other hand.

  • Trump calls on Republicans to ‘nationalize’ future elections

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  • It's funny how easy it is for other people to call for us to revolt as if it's just that easy. Oh yeah, just all of you get together and overthrow the biggest, most well armed government in the world. Sure... yup. Easy peasy. We do that every other weekend in my country!

    The people of the US aren't going to rise up and overthrow a government that can curb stomp literally any other formally trained militaries in the world. It just won't happen. All it will mean is fewer dissidents and an even stronger fascist response in the event of future uprising. We just don't have any hope of attaining the sort of power.

    If there's a revolution, the only way is to start from the top down. Formal legal complaint and lawsuits, impeachments, etc. That's where we're at right now. If that fails, then we need our officials to start talking dissolution or secession.

  • El Duce

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  • The video in question, since nobody's linked you. At 33 seconds you hear what appears to be an audible fart/shart. Given how fast he cleared the room after and some of the facial expressions, it does seem very likely he did.

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    Permanently Deleted

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  • 33 seconds, and yeah, all I heard was a squeak. It was everyone else's reaction that really cements it. Particularly him clearing the room so fast. There's a breakdown in the video's comments with time stamps.

  • Which is the better perspective?

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  • The right.

    I look at it this way, don't let some asshole tell you how you should feel. You build up bias toward it, you're going to go in with that bias. Watch a movie because you want an experience.

  • Anyone Have Memories Of This Game?

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  • God yes!

    My brother and I used to play it every day! He was usually my only defender when I'd inevitably get accused of cheating. "Sorry dude, he doesn't need to cheat. You just suck." So many good times. Loved doing paintball and shotgun duels. Then I broke my headset and couldn't find another one. I drifted toward PC gaming and when they shut down the SOCOM 4 servers, my brother gave up gaming.

    Both of us keep hoping they'll finally do a new one that has crossplay so we can team up again.

  • TINY

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  • Clearly it's a Danish conversation with a woman who has a small penis fetish...

    Hvad, Alena? (What, Alena?)

    Alena: PP TINY! YES ❤️

  • FoodPorn @lemmy.world
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    BBQ Chicken, balsamic asparagus, and homemade German potato salad

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    Egg Sharing

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    Trump 2028 yall!

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    Happy Tuesday!

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    Happy Tuesday!

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    Beans in jeans!

  • aww @lemmy.world
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    I swear to god she's alive