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  • Deport the sofa back to Sweden!

  • NSFW Removed

    XXX

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  • Westside Customs in shambles for not coming up with it sooner

  • Sysadmin of a flash drive in some diplomat’s drawer?! I’ll take your money to be your sysadmin then.

  • Counter point: divide and conquer

  • Yo you could make it even more beige by adding mayo but be careful, that’s a lot of flavor for you

  • Amen. Pain can be a great source of pleasure.

  • I’m 1m85 and have been at 65kg most of my life. I’m closer to 70kg now. You’re almost double my weight.

    We should try to find someone half my weight (30kg) and someone double yours (240kg) and we could hangout, maybe create a secret society or something.

  • Well if I’m left with no option but to go to the counter at the post office it’s precisely because I have no idea how to do what I want with online resources.

    E.g. post a flat cardboard package containing art that I made myself to a foreign country. The envelope sizes they sell at USPS stores don’t match the rates they post on their website. Often, the clerk can help a little bit with filling the customs form. The website says that you need a license to export art to foreign countries, the clerk doesn’t.

    Stop blaming other people, start blaming the system: we need more clerks, better payed and better trained clerks.

  • For the people saying “5kK+ in the office, 3kK- in the bedroom” what do you use in your kitchen? In your bathroom?

  • Babar. They eat Babar, the second b is soft, just like Babar’s flesh.

  • iPhone users: Hold power and either volume up or down button for two seconds It will lock and ask for your pin, regardless if you shut down the phone or not.

    Learn how to do it quickly and blindly, with your phone in your pocket.

  • Skyrim's NPCs sound and act like they've been lobotomised

    So they’re going for a Danish accent I see

  • Yeah, filthy rich people aren’t allowed to have a little fun anymore?

  • Bobby Tables grew up and bought a car?!

  • What if they change the law and suddenly you wish you could hide something from the government? being trans is a good example.

  • If you look at it upside down it’s the Duolingo bird going !?

  • So what are we gonna do? Accept the fait accompli? Yeah, with that attitude, nothing is gonna change for sure.

  • Well, I’m not AI, but can you trust my word?

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    Introducing: iPhone Rock, iPhone Paper and iPhone Scissors

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    ”Ask Lemmy” should rebrand as “Lemmy Ask the Internet”

  • Selfhosted @lemmy.world

    Security blindspots for selfhosted website