Nice, I think this is the most honest confirmation that Mamdani is in fact the best candidate.

8th floor with broken elevator

I can only read half of that and it looks like a malware link to me.

But sorry, a nickname is written in Japanese script is not a reliable indicator on this platform. By that logic, I might also be Japanese 🍜

50-60 interviews, not interviewees. Might be group interviews (but still bullshit)

Yes, that is a debate. AFAIK (from Japan), the vending machine providers give home owners a monthly rent for putting the machine on their property, but the home owners pay for the electricity costs. There was an article 1-2 years ago about how that model became basically a zero sum game for the home owners, because of rising electricity costs but I don’t remember the details

Agree with the ragebait, but (theoretically) they might interview more than one person at a time. He talks about 50-60 interviews a day, so with that seat layout, we have a max of 8*60=480 interviewees (assuming the interviewer is also sitting). That would be 240 drinks per day.

But it’s going to be quite busy. Let’s say he works 12 hours = 5 interviews/hour = 12 minutes per interview = 1.5 minutes per interviewee. That is not accounting for the time everyone needs to settle in and sit down/get up and out again; the time for him to casually get people to use their very limited time to buy a drink instead of being interviewed somehow (?) Also not accounting for the work involved in inviting and scheduling people, refilling the machine, costs of drinks, office space etc. And the soul draining work of funneling 480 people per day through a stupid fake interview, repeat the same thing every 12 minutes, just to get them to buy a drink instead of doing something useful.

What a nightmare. In this scenario, he is really the person to feel bad for. Imagine a life like that 😅

And apart from that: The more logical setup would be to turn off the air condition in the waiting area and put the vending machine there.

First, assume a spherical cow.

Been there, didn’t work out for me. I get the ownership argument and all, long-term perspective etc., but just going non-monogamous doesn’t solve anything.

Current hot take: it’s more important that you really invest all the time, attention, effort, love they deserve into every person you want to have in your life. Personally, I can’t do that for more than one other human. I even struggle with one.

Thanks, right message at the right time!

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I’d even go so far to speculate it’s from an animal.

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Sucks to explain jokes, but this is internet recommended practice to avoid any kind of everyday trouble with Japanese officials etc. Use at your own risk

日本語を食べません

What if this actually was about COVID-19, but his official company policy said that it doesn’t exist and everyone is supposed to deny it and nobody is allowed to wear masks or work from home? So he used this lil’ trick to stay alive?

Chrome being smart here, telling everyone to run while not running too hard itself so it doesn’t show up too high in TM

Unexpected security feature

yo mama’s farts

There’s a kid outside right in the photo, though, playing frogger

Always a bit edgy when people focus on the pronunciation of Kant, instead of its meaning.