This is disturbingly accurate
And the content he creates is diarrhea from drinking too much milk.
The secret ingredient is
crimelactose intolerance.Did I mention I’m lactose intolerant?
Back in college, we used to do a “gallon challenge” every 4th of July for the people staying on campus over the summer. Some of them cheated by taking lactaid.
When i was 22 i did the GOMAD (Gallon of Milk a Day) thing for a month to gain weight.
That gets squirted directly onto canvas and sold to fans.
It’s also better than some of the actual “content” people put out there.
this is one of the reasons i hate the phrase “content creator”. it’s so generic and vague. the word “content” sounds very corporate to me. saying “content” instead of “video” feels like saying “guest” instead of “customer”, but also worse somehow. it feels like a corporate way of companies trying to distance themselves a bit from the things they actually do, while also speaking in the most general/ambiguous way possible.
Everything Is Content Now:
i cannot tell you how deeply validating it is to find a video like this. i have been waiting for something like for a while
a video
You mean a content?
🤬🤬🤬
YouTube has been gentrified.
I imagine because it’s supposed to encompass blog writers, comic authors, and other creators of, well, content, that isn’t necessarily a video.
I’m reminded of HowToBasic.
All that guy does, is ruin food. Literally. His thumbnails will be “How to make a cake” for example and into the video, he’ll just destroy shit.
And that got him lots of views and subscribers. How is that…content?
It was funny like the first two times. Humor used to be more “random”, people got tired cause it’s overdone now.
yeah,the first egg one was kinda funny, but after that it was sad.
Reminds me more of L.A. Beast, to be honest.
LABeast is on nowhere near the same level of food waste as HTB
The food how to basic uses in his videos is all expired food. He is not wasting good food.
How to fix leaking toilet
I did this once and shit cold milk out of my ass.
Can’t believe you held it down. I did it with chocolate milk and barfed it all out like 15 min later. Still cold. Still tasted like chocolate milk. I’m confident it was the least unpleasant puking experience of my entire life including the parts that haven’t happened yet.
It took me around an hour to do it but I think it was either skim or 2%. Not sure I could’ve done chocolate or full fat. I got really dizzy and felt like total shit. I had to fast for a few days to feel normal again.
Apparently it’s really dangerous. But I was 23 and big into competitive eating at the time so I had probably prepared myself physically somewhat if such a thing is possible.
0/10 do not recommend.
If it pays the bills
“Online male entertainer”
I just show my butthole for tips.
just the tip?
And only for a minute, mind.
I was just thinking about you this morning. I was like "huh, that’s weird. I haven’t seen SatansMaggotyCumFart in a while…hope he didn’t get banned…
I try to be on good enough behavior that I won’t get banned.
Isn’t that throw up amounts of milk? (In one sitting that is.)
I think he’s supposed to be wiping milk vomit off his mouth in the 3rd panel.
Mesmerising stuff.
