Donating is a meaningful contribution

The aisles should be wide enough for me and my neighbor to pass each other in our F-150s

Those requirements are set to go into effect on January 1, 2028, now that the bill has been signed into law.

Why is he waiting 1.5 years to drop the hammer?

But only if it wants to

If only they had enough money to fund the development of both a native and a web version

And also regular checkout lines when it’s time for them to pay

We might consider it if you updated the definition so that 1 gram was exactly the weight of a US dollar

Are you replying to a different comment by mistake?

Conservatives will believe anything so long as it’s said to them by the right person

Unfortunately all 4.8% seem to want to do it right below my apartment window

There’s no way the DNC could stop sniffing its own farts long enough to provide any kind of meaningful analysis of its own actions

Can I apply for an exemption?

I think instead of the computer showing you the time, they should replace the clock program with a chat prompt so you can ask the computer to guess what the time is

Must be pretty hungry if you’re eating a whole restaurant

I wonder what would happen if everybody failed the doping tests. Would they cancel the Olympics or would they have a special doped out Olympics instead?

i have a masters degree in math but i still use a calculator anytime either of the numbers is 2 digits or more

It’s Impossible to remove the parting in even dimensional spheres (such as dogs), but possible to remove it in odd dimensional spheres (such as 2d dogs)

I prefer “AI-regurgitated” over “AI-generated”, I think it’s more accurate and fittingly repulsive

How do typewriters eat?