One that I didn’t know about was the pronounciation of “Arab”.

I’ve heard “air-ab” and I’ve heard “a-rab”. I thought they were both just different pronounciations. Turns out “a-rab” is offensive, and racist. I literally grew up being babysat as a kid by a family of arabs, and didn’t find this out until I was 28.

I have no memory of if I ever pronounced the word wrong around any of them, and now I cringe looking back. I must not have offended them. They always accepted me as one of their own.

“Once wasn’t enough asshole! Hit em again, Mikey!”

For a second I was like “what month ends on the 29th???”

And then I realized you were being so specific as to include leap years one day.

“Just look at all those fish…and me, only one cat. How am I supposed to catch and eat all the fish in the ocean??? Ah, a cat can dream…”

Read the title, and my first thought was “wet”.

Honestly don’t know if the writers knew what they were doing, or if this comic just came from a time when nobody would have thought of it that way.

THANK YOU!

Or…and hear me out…

Mahbe just don’t buy Teslas?

I don’t understand this.

Does this mean Windows programs and exe files will now run natively on linux?

Edit: unclear why someone asking a question gets a 50/50 downvote to upvote response…

“OOOOHHHH!!! THIS GUY DOESN’T KNOW ALL THE THINGS I KNOW!!! BOOOOO!!!”

What? No! What are you doing man??? Hobbit feet are big market money makers! Do you know how popular Lord of the Rings is, and how many of their fans have foot fetishes??? Gotta be some crossover there, right?

Be you!

The fact that this needs to be pointed out makes me sad. I remember a time when it would have been obvious. There was a time when if someone said something over the top, and absurd, it was known to be sarcasm.

Now we have a president who says things like “THEY’RE EATING THE CATS AND DOGS!!!” and a large, maybe even majority, percent of the population just nod and accept it as fact. Because despite being 100% false, it was said with the intention to be treated as fact.

This is just one example, but this is how society is now. People just saying the dumbest shit, and others nodding along.

So when a comment like that is posted, a lot of people WON’T get the sarcasm, because there ARE people who would legitimately say these things. So now it needs to be pointed out.

We live in the dumbest timeline.

In the 1980s the trend of the day was patriotism.

In the 1990s the trend of the day was being a rebel.

In the 2000s, there started to become a divide on what the trend ofthe day was. You were either pro patriotism/pro war…or, you were anti war/pro protesting. At least in the USA.

2010s the trend of the day was culture wars and division.

2020s, the trend of the day seems to be batshit lunacy and mindnumbing stupidity.

It’s 2025. We have 5 more years to go. And with trump having 4 more of those years, I expect no change there.

God I hope the 2030s bring some kind of sanity, unity, and enlightenment.

Or, barring that, I’d also settle for UFOs visiting earth and allowing humans to leave earth. I mean seriously. How bad could other planets be, right? I mean their species is clearly more advanced then ours. I figure humans had their shot. Now I’ll roll the dice and give these grey guys a shot, right? What could POSSIBLY go wrong?

And hey, if they’re the anal probe kind of aliens, that’s just a bonus…uhhhh…I mean…what? No no, I didn’t say that. I’m just some random straight dude looking to leave this planet with some grey dudes I just met.

Not according to Cookie Monster! He accepts all cookies. Always.

Oh good. I was worried, because I don’t understand the world around me.

At all.

…at all.

You can curse online if you want to! You can curse at your friends online! Because friends all curse, and if they don’t curse, well they’re no friends of mine!

In a perfect world, this would be amazing news. The problem here is, the actual police are corrupt. So it may not matter how much access every police dept has, if they want to wrongfully frame you, they will.

In a perfect world, it would mean rape scene forensics could be collected in one city, and be shared nationwide. So when another rape happens 3 states over, they can be linked.

Instead, I think what will happen is one rape will happen, no evidence is gathered, so police just patrol the city until they find an old condom on the side of the street. Now suddenly, some guy who threw a used condom out his car window is wanted for rape, in a system tracking statewide, for a woman he never even met.

Then, if he’s ever pulled over for speeding, or a busted tail light, now he’s arrested because they see his history.

This is just one case where it sounds uplifting, until you remember who the police are.

Are you new here?

And by here, I mean Earth.

So, it’s intentionally kept like this? Doesn’t that lead to increased maintence? And upkeep from needing to be mowed?

…you can fucking curse on the fucking internet, asshole! What fucking kind of shitty bullshit do you think will happen if you piss off some cocksucking dickhead by saying shit?

Here, I’m going to do this shit for you. Just for you, I’m going to curse for you on the god damned internet. Get ready for this shit. Are you ready for me to fucking curse? Ok. Here we go!

Fudge.

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