Yeah. I can't wait for my complimentary IV and catheter at my cubicle and 0 breaks.
I used to take smoking breaks without smoking cause it wasnt fair to dish them out to only smokers.
Forget cereal bars, what's your flavor of drug in the morning?
The USA's economy is based on letting children decide what they want to do with money that isn't theirs
I'm tired of people pretending we live in hell and that we should be happy while in it
When inflation only means price of corn
Save me Sad Boy™, Abs Boy™ and Unique Normal Girl™!
You can either get away with everything, or you can't
You can either get away with everything, or you can't
Believing you will retire before you die now requires the same faith as believing in heaven
If you can put a meter on it... - SpaceboyCantlol
I was the rule! Me!
Good cooking is a form of alchemy with equivalent exchange
The only science fiction in 1984 by Orwell is that there is a drug that could make you "Happy"
The difference between a statue you make of yourself and one someone sculpts in your honor is, Monumental
The difference between a statue you make of yourself and one someone sculpts in your honor is, Monumental
lol, you want Epstein files? Get in line.
So many people want the Epstein files you got to wait in line for them
The difference between a Collection and a Hoard, is "Standards"
Capitalism turns countries into businesses to support the lavish lifestyle of capital holders and the government into HR to silence the workers
A new ‘solution’ to student homelessness: a parking lot where students can sleep safely in their cars
A new ‘solution’ to student homelessness: a parking lot where students can sleep safely in their cars
I don't want to lose money having to take the opposite of you. The likelihood they are actually just buying this at market price and don't have a contract is so low it might as well be rigged.