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Heat is stored in the microwave.
Agent641@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Why is Greg, Pastor of the Promised End playing guitar???
6·13 hours agoHow about modern liminal settings. A subway car at 3am. A Waffle house restroom. A closed stripmall.
Of course they have holes how else would you get your feet in.
“And the imperium took that personally.”
“No I thought I could walk straight in. I mean, WAIT! I mean walk GAY in!”
Securigay guards rush gayly into the the room with guns
This guy doesn’t know about the gay parking spots!
Agent641@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Meta staff protest surveillance software on work PCsEnglish
13·23 hours agoInstall an autoclicker/autotyper HID USB key that, when it senses and idle computer, spams clicks and keystrokes at plausible spoeds, but which outputs pseudorandom nonsense, to muddy the data pool and produce far more incoherent data than coherent data
Just act clueless and ask them to explain what unions are, when they’re done explaining say “Sounds dope, count me in.”
Agent641@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are you doing with your spare solar power?
5·2 days agoIt’s actually future tech alien magic that we humans cannot even begin to replicate in its efficiency and self-sustainability.

Small ouchie “Ow!”
Big ouchie: Barely audible whisper “I need the hospital.”
Agent641@lemmy.worldto
Uplifting News@lemmy.world•Global growth in solar "the largest ever observed for any source"English
5·2 days agoHey if I wanna use my solar power to run my homemade ECT machine, that’s between me and my patients!
And yeah it’s fairly humid and there are a lot of bugs and flies, so in the dehydrator at a sweaty 35 degrees is the way to go. Not Sth african though.
Agent641@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•When I let Windows update and now I have to pay $10/month to unlock my computer
16·2 days agoYouvee used 15 of 20 logins for the free teir this week! Subscribe to premium to enjoy unlimited logins and a huge 5000 keystrokes per week!
Agent641@lemmy.worldto
Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL the word shrapnel came from Lieutenant-General Henry Shrapnel, a British officer who invented a shell that scattered pieces of itself.English
12·2 days agoIs Henry Shrapnel related to John Sucking Chest Wound?
The most important credentials to get a bigwig it manager job is to have the same last name as the owner apparently
Domme, trying not to misgender me: “You’re a very bad person!”
Me: “Fuck, I knew it!”
The American motherland has a magnetic pull on them, drawing them in.














A lot of stargates seem suspiciously located in abandoned quarries in the Pacific northwest