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  • After the first walk to the car wash, chatgpt didn't fall for it again. It sasses me a bit and then I was instructed to drive to the car wash, wash the car, and then walk home

  • Daddy America

  • Run a hosepipe to your neighbours radon hole to soak up all those free chest x-rays they aren't using.

  • Damn I knew I forgot something. Good point. I've also heard of wearing a different shoe on each foot, like sneaker on one foot and hiking boot on the other, both to fuss up you gate and leave even more conflicting prints.

  • "That's a fine looking animal you got there!"

  • Boris and his wife, Doris.

  • That's like travelling to Germany to see the Brandenburg gate in 1944

  • I can't stand shorts, tick-tock, or any of those videos. The videos I watch are usually comprehensive, longer than 10 mins, and I pause, rewind, slow down ect the video.

  • Hey I know that chick.

  • So it can scream

  • We out here building torment nexes faster than the SciFi writers can keep up.

  • And the natural distribution of primes gets smaller as integer length increases

  • You didn't have to do yourself like that fam.

  • Hey bud I've got some bad news for you.

    What number do you see in this circle?

  • You made some liquor?

  • Yeh

  • The side effects of such widespread gun usage in the US are a bummer, but at least that proliferation of guns protected your country from being overrun by a tyrannical facist government.

  • It's advisable not to travel to, over, or near the United States regardless of pregnancy status

  • cats @lemmy.world

    I just adopted Marge today. She was found homeless with a nest of kittens

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world

    A gentle visual critique of Blueman, from a UX design perspective

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    Nova Launcher unashamedly inserts malware ads into your home screen now.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    "So, how's your 2026 been so far?"

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world

    it's a simple question

  • Mildly Interesting @lemmy.world

    Expansion of an aircraft storage facility in central Australia from Jan 2019 to Oct 2023

  • Games @lemmy.world

    Did anyone else play Fractured Space?

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    New Russian camo: Pile of trash cleverly disguised as a heap of building rubble

  • Technology @lemmy.world

    Ulefone Armor 27T Pro - And why I'm not using after 3 months

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    "No eating for free allowed! You must only watch it rot on the beach!"

  • Funny @sh.itjust.works

    Sign at the local community garden

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    Clock but the PM quit and was replaced halfway through the project. Handover instructions: "Make the clock hands show the current time"

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    Clock but DevOps insisted we implement cutting edge DDOS protection

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    Clock but we saved money by having the new junior Dev implement daylight savings time support at the last minute

  • Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world

    Scene I painted at the lake the other day, Acrylic on 8x10 canvas

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    Clock but it is SELECT RomNum FROM Digits ORDER BY RomNum; --it will work this time

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    Clock but we saved DB space by just returning the index of the array of DigitNames

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml

    Clock but it's SELECT Digits FROM Numbers ORDER BY DigitName DESC

  • Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world

    Pyramids. It started as a lazy way to gradually use up leftover colour mixes and masking tape

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml

    Clock, but its ORDER BY Hour DESC