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  • That bowling pin isn't gonna extricate itself from that rectum

  • As much as I hate to say it, law enforcement are people too. Not good people, but people.

    Nobody should have to do a job that injured them, physically or mentally.

  • Same reason that shit on TV is five easy payments of 29.95.

    I'm willing g to spend $29. I'll even spend $29 five times. But not $150.

  • bi rule

    Jump
  • What gender are you when you're sleeping alone in bed with nobody to warn you that you just slept through your alarm and are about to be catastrophically late for work?

  • Have you considered trading them in for cats?

  • Australia can into EU plz?

  • I'll show you fuckin' left!

  • I picture you:

  • You're not dusting your walls?

  • Who won? What did they win?

  • Genital mutilation?

  • Drives a yellow van

  • Avoiding triggers. Trauma response.

  • I disagree. I am designer, project manager, QA, and Sysadmin at my small company, and I am the worst.

  • Ask them out where? Like out-side? Gross.

  • Pho es need a Burndown mode by default. Enable it, and it will continue to operate normally for 6 hours or so, during which time you can disable Burndown. But if you don't, it automatically wipes your data.

    No doubt it would be illegal and no manuf would ever actually do it, because it could be construed as destroying evidence. But an automatic Burndown would give you the plausible deniability that you just happen to have a new secondhand phone which hasn't yet been set up.

  • If you made this today, but with precision ignition system and lightweight ultra high tensile wire rope, it would be catastrophic for that cow.

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    Nova Launcher unashamedly inserts malware ads into your home screen now.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    "So, how's your 2026 been so far?"

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world

    it's a simple question

  • Mildly Interesting @lemmy.world

    Expansion of an aircraft storage facility in central Australia from Jan 2019 to Oct 2023

  • Games @lemmy.world

    Did anyone else play Fractured Space?

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    New Russian camo: Pile of trash cleverly disguised as a heap of building rubble

  • Technology @lemmy.world

    Ulefone Armor 27T Pro - And why I'm not using after 3 months

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    "No eating for free allowed! You must only watch it rot on the beach!"

  • Funny @sh.itjust.works

    Sign at the local community garden

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    Clock but the PM quit and was replaced halfway through the project. Handover instructions: "Make the clock hands show the current time"

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    Clock but DevOps insisted we implement cutting edge DDOS protection

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    Clock but we saved money by having the new junior Dev implement daylight savings time support at the last minute

  • Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world

    Scene I painted at the lake the other day, Acrylic on 8x10 canvas

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    Clock but it is SELECT RomNum FROM Digits ORDER BY RomNum; --it will work this time

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    Clock but we saved DB space by just returning the index of the array of DigitNames

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml

    Clock but it's SELECT Digits FROM Numbers ORDER BY DigitName DESC

  • Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world

    Pyramids. It started as a lazy way to gradually use up leftover colour mixes and masking tape

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml

    Clock, but its ORDER BY Hour DESC

  • Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world

    in the 2007 spy thriller Breach, the Robert Hanson character asks his FBI subordinate to steal a painting of two guys on a boat from a colleague

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    "Ladies and gentlemen... We got him!"