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  • I had a hard time configuring ChocChip, the Linux Mint AI assistant on first install.

  • Crocodile

  • Moose can't ride zebras either

  • Calmly beat Nazis to death.

  • Standard practice for interrupting an anxiety attack is to name 5 things you can see, 4things you can hear, 3 things you can smell, 2 things you can touch and 1 thing you can taste. I've never used it myself but I've used it to de-escalate people who are having a flipout

  • Australia both imports and exports pork. Why? Because culturally we really like bacon, but apparently we don't like other parts of the pig. So we import bacon cuts from Canada and Europa, but we export other port products, mostly the bits used to make sausage like the tripe, guts, and trotters, to Asia, where they are made into sausage. Some of that sausage is then shipped back to us.

    I don't eat pork, bacon or otherwise, but that is baffling to me. All that Labor, logistics, truck and ship diesel, electricity to chill the product, because bacon yum but trotters yuck?

  • Oh no here comes the manatee from the top rope with a steel chair! Oof! As god as my witness she is broken in half!

  • Some day this 3-day special military operation's gonna end

  • 30gb RAM, 2.3TB hard drive, 7-core Intel Q-447, and an NVIDIA BTX 8675309 graphics card.

  • Brain: "Look, a cool rock."

    Fella: "I guess."

    Brain: "Pick it up."

    Fella: "What? Why?"

    Brain: "You gotta!"

  • How do you move a whole ass bedroom?

  • Shai Huluhd!

  • cats @lemmy.world

    I just adopted Marge today. She was found homeless with a nest of kittens

  • Give me milk of the poppy and let me die!

  • Soy vanilla latte is a three bean soup

  • The etymology of the word starts with describing state actions. The French government invented terrorism as a policy; Indiscriminate, politically motivated violence.

  • Assume a spherical cat

  • The board members are risk averse, anti-innovation, weren't paying attention during the PowerPoint, and just trying to hang on until they can get their bonuses and go golfing.

  • Having first aid training is good for any position. I mean, if two janitors apply, and they are about even, but one has first aid training, your hire that one right? It reduces expenses on your end to train people.

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world

    A gentle visual critique of Blueman, from a UX design perspective

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    Nova Launcher unashamedly inserts malware ads into your home screen now.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    "So, how's your 2026 been so far?"

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world

    it's a simple question

  • Mildly Interesting @lemmy.world

    Expansion of an aircraft storage facility in central Australia from Jan 2019 to Oct 2023

  • Games @lemmy.world

    Did anyone else play Fractured Space?

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    New Russian camo: Pile of trash cleverly disguised as a heap of building rubble

  • Technology @lemmy.world

    Ulefone Armor 27T Pro - And why I'm not using after 3 months

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    "No eating for free allowed! You must only watch it rot on the beach!"

  • Funny @sh.itjust.works

    Sign at the local community garden

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    Clock but the PM quit and was replaced halfway through the project. Handover instructions: "Make the clock hands show the current time"

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    Clock but DevOps insisted we implement cutting edge DDOS protection

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    Clock but we saved money by having the new junior Dev implement daylight savings time support at the last minute

  • Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world

    Scene I painted at the lake the other day, Acrylic on 8x10 canvas

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    Clock but it is SELECT RomNum FROM Digits ORDER BY RomNum; --it will work this time

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    Clock but we saved DB space by just returning the index of the array of DigitNames

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml

    Clock but it's SELECT Digits FROM Numbers ORDER BY DigitName DESC

  • Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world

    Pyramids. It started as a lazy way to gradually use up leftover colour mixes and masking tape

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml

    Clock, but its ORDER BY Hour DESC