Hide yo kids, hide yo wifi!

Supply and command, Ricky!

Brain wants to shut down and not execute? Well let’s make a motherfucking day of it then, no more voluntary muscle control, I’ll let this bitch flop and slither right off the sofa til we bang our head on the coffee table.

Usually shocks the system back into action for a minute, during which I am de Captain now.

We can jack up the interest payments on their lunch debts to pay for this war.

30cm can make a big difference

Judge ordered me to stay 100ft away from this thumbnail

For a moment I thought it said Tulpa and was very concerned

IIRC there was an incident where someone went super hard on the wheel and got kind of pulled into it and clobbered on the head by one of the pins. Or maybe this was just a deep inner phobia of mine.

Any bit of machinery, even if unpowered and covered in bright numbers, with non-arbitrary mass can carry enough momentum to break bones and crush fingers

Loving Zorin. I have Zorin on my second desktop and mint on my laptop.

Just flip your monitor. Ezpz

This could be us but you’re all too workersrightspilled and solidaritymaxxing

I like to go hiking in remote, less-traveled parts of the bush. I found these motorcycle boots discarded in a random area. There was other junk around too. In all my hiking, there was 3 times I thought I might find a body or shallow grave, and this was one of them.

Here is a big ol’ spider that I almost walked into,:

And a cluster of caterpillars taking shelter from the rain:

A broken clock can be used for parts to make a time bomb

Pepe was not created by 4channers, only popularized by them. It was an unrelated cartoonist that created the character to espouse the joy of pulling your pants all the way down to pee

Why can’t everyone just use the distro that is right for them, which is Arch?

remove children from war zones

Sound of Bosnian sniper cranking his rifle bolt

Such a thoughtful gift

Gun-type nukes are relatively easy to make and can be pretty compact. The hard part is getting the plutonium

The demonic ritual of human sacrifice