A lot of stargates seem suspiciously located in abandoned quarries in the Pacific northwest

Inshallah everyone clapped

Heat is stored in the microwave.

How about modern liminal settings. A subway car at 3am. A Waffle house restroom. A closed stripmall.

I read my Bi ble

Of course they have holes how else would you get your feet in.

“And the imperium took that personally.”

What dat Krussy do?

“No I thought I could walk straight in. I mean, WAIT! I mean walk GAY in!”

Securigay guards rush gayly into the the room with guns

This guy doesn’t know about the gay parking spots!

Install an autoclicker/autotyper HID USB key that, when it senses and idle computer, spams clicks and keystrokes at plausible spoeds, but which outputs pseudorandom nonsense, to muddy the data pool and produce far more incoherent data than coherent data

Just act clueless and ask them to explain what unions are, when they’re done explaining say “Sounds dope, count me in.”

It’s actually future tech alien magic that we humans cannot even begin to replicate in its efficiency and self-sustainability.

Small ouchie “Ow!”

Big ouchie: Barely audible whisper “I need the hospital.”

Hey if I wanna use my solar power to run my homemade ECT machine, that’s between me and my patients!

And yeah it’s fairly humid and there are a lot of bugs and flies, so in the dehydrator at a sweaty 35 degrees is the way to go. Not Sth african though.

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Is Henry Shrapnel related to John Sucking Chest Wound?

The most important credentials to get a bigwig it manager job is to have the same last name as the owner apparently

Domme, trying not to misgender me: “You’re a very bad person!”

Me: “Fuck, I knew it!”

The American motherland has a magnetic pull on them, drawing them in.