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Agent641

@ Agent641 @lemmy.world

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  • Follow the rules!

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  • I disagree. I am designer, project manager, QA, and Sysadmin at my small company, and I am the worst.

  • They have a way with words

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  • Ask them out where? Like out-side? Gross.

  • Mississauga mayor opposed to another year of subsidizing Caledon’s roads — it costs up to $30M annually

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  • It's about DS9 nothing else

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  • FBI Couldn’t Get into WaPo Reporter’s iPhone Because It Had Lockdown Mode Enabled

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  • Pho es need a Burndown mode by default. Enable it, and it will continue to operate normally for 6 hours or so, during which time you can disable Burndown. But if you don't, it automatically wipes your data.

    No doubt it would be illegal and no manuf would ever actually do it, because it could be construed as destroying evidence. But an automatic Burndown would give you the plausible deniability that you just happen to have a new secondhand phone which hasn't yet been set up.

  • Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

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  • If you made this today, but with precision ignition system and lightweight ultra high tensile wire rope, it would be catastrophic for that cow.

  • A cool guide to everyday etiquette no one teaches you

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  • You cover your mouth with your hand when you cough, but you don't cover your ass when you fart. Curious.

  • A cool guide to everyday etiquette no one teaches you

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  • Same with trains. Nobody in my city seems to get that. I just barge my way through them crowded at the entrance if I'm getting out

  • cobol post

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  • It's a meme video, there is an altercation in a McDonald's, loud and violent, but the guy in the foreground continues eating completely nonplussed with big capybara energy about the punch-up going on next to him.

  • Work smarter, not harder

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  • Head of security, Wold Trade Centre, NY, 1995-2001.

  • Work smarter, not harder

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  • North Kilt Town.

  • Just ask, "Would Kramer be convinced to get into this?"

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  • Kramer would spend all his money on NFTs and then freak out trying to flip them. He would enlist George as a fictional investor who would try to inflate the value of the NFTs by offering exorbitant amounts for them in front of potential buyers.

    Jerry would riff on the copyability of NFTs and try to talk Kramer out of it, but would secretly sell an NFT of himself for a low amount of money.Elaine would secretly purchase the Jerry NFT and hold it over him forever.

    In the end, Newman would buy all of Kramer's NFTs and think he was getting a steal. George, who was promised 50% of the profits would be aghast when he learns Kramer lost a thousand bucks in the transaction, even more so when Kramer requests $500 from George for his share of the negative profits.

    Newman would then flip the NFTs for a genuine profit.

  • AI Scams

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  • Life is a joke

  • What's an objectively terrible movie that you love anyway?

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  • "Quick, change the channel!"

  • Love this

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  • "You won't be bullied for being queer if you have a 20" chainsaw

  • Sneaky void

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  • French hospital treats man with shell up his rectum

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  • I was on the edge of my seat, wondering, Sea, clam, snail, tortoise, coconut, or secure.

  • I'll take 20

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  • I was a fan of the TV show Oz, so while playing portal 2 all I was hearing was the disembodied voice of unhinged neo-nazi Hank Schillnger

  • I'll take 20

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  • I took them even though I'm not circumcised. Now my foreskin is an eightskin

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world
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    Nova Launcher unashamedly inserts malware ads into your home screen now.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    "So, how's your 2026 been so far?"

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world
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    it's a simple question

  • Mildly Interesting @lemmy.world
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    Expansion of an aircraft storage facility in central Australia from Jan 2019 to Oct 2023

  • Games @lemmy.world
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    Did anyone else play Fractured Space?

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works
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    New Russian camo: Pile of trash cleverly disguised as a heap of building rubble

  • Technology @lemmy.world
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    Ulefone Armor 27T Pro - And why I'm not using after 3 months

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world
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    "No eating for free allowed! You must only watch it rot on the beach!"

  • Funny @sh.itjust.works
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    Sign at the local community garden

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but the PM quit and was replaced halfway through the project. Handover instructions: "Make the clock hands show the current time"

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but DevOps insisted we implement cutting edge DDOS protection

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but we saved money by having the new junior Dev implement daylight savings time support at the last minute

  • Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world
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    Scene I painted at the lake the other day, Acrylic on 8x10 canvas

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but it is SELECT RomNum FROM Digits ORDER BY RomNum; --it will work this time

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but we saved DB space by just returning the index of the array of DigitNames

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
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    Clock but it's SELECT Digits FROM Numbers ORDER BY DigitName DESC

  • Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world
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    Pyramids. It started as a lazy way to gradually use up leftover colour mixes and masking tape

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
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    Clock, but its ORDER BY Hour DESC

  • Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world
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    in the 2007 spy thriller Breach, the Robert Hanson character asks his FBI subordinate to steal a painting of two guys on a boat from a colleague

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    "Ladies and gentlemen... We got him!"