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Agent641

@ Agent641 @lemmy.world

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  • I Went All-In on AI. The MIT Study Is Right.

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  • I cannot understand and debug code written by AI. But I also cannot understand and debug code written by me.

    Let's just call it even.

  • Good advice

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  • For me it was a life-changing friendship that I will cherish forever. For them, it was customer assistance finding an item in the storeroom.

  • Good advice

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  • Just stop, eh?

  • At least Wilson was gone by this point

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  • Is this some kind of extrajudicial drone killing meme that I'm too humanrightspilled to understand?

  • Statistically, probably with the beetles. 🪲

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  • They are doing meth in the toilets

  • The Sensory Biology of Plants

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  • One day, mycelium may be able to prove that it is not the only conscious lifeform on earth.

  • The Sensory Biology of Plants

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  • What does old stumps mean?

  • We need to organise...

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  • Where's a reaper drone when you need one?

  • TIL that actor Tim Curry is on a wheelchair since 2012

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  • Commuting by recumbent bicycle

  • Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’

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  • Three strikes on the end zone, and the goalie is out!

  • Berlin: Police can secretly enter homes for state trojan installation

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  • If they can install it on TempleOS then more power to them.

  • Very high resolution indeed

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  • It's not the duck in front you can see that's the danger. It's the two ducks either side of you that you can't see...

  • Three French teens drown in freak car crash in swimming pool

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  • Like some sort of.... Pool.... Of water

  • Microsoft forces AI into Notepad, users say, “Leave it alone”

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  • Forgive him O lord for he knows not what he says.

  • Pedo planet

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  • A pedometer measures children too.

  • What was the worst date you went on?

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  • I was stuck in a shitty backpackers on top of a ski mountain with 3 random Russian dudes, swiping on tinder, when a man named Moses gave my a bag of shrooms for free. Moments after I ate them, a woman matched me on tinder and wanted ed to meet up. So I walked further up the mountain to a fancy lodge where this tinder date, I shit you not, introduced me to her family, who were clearly millionaires. There was a gala that I was absolutely not dressed for, and I spent about 30 minutes talking, eating canapes, and tripping motherfucking balls before realising I was too high and getting higher, so I just fucking bounced, went back to the hostel and did about a week's worth of shits in 1 hour to the dismay of my angry soviet roommates.

    Not a word of this story is made up.

  • China has planted so many trees it's changed the entire country's water distribution

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  • Trees good, china bad.

  • How Lemmy users feel when they delete their Reddit account

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  • People might pay me to put my clothes back on

  • RAM is so expensive, Samsung won't even sell it to Samsung

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  • Ah, so it's the 2020 toilet paper crisis all over again, but with RAM

  • Funny @sh.itjust.works
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    Sign at the local community garden

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but the PM quit and was replaced halfway through the project. Handover instructions: "Make the clock hands show the current time"

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but DevOps insisted we implement cutting edge DDOS protection

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but we saved money by having the new junior Dev implement daylight savings time support at the last minute

  • Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world
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    Scene I painted at the lake the other day, Acrylic on 8x10 canvas

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but it is SELECT RomNum FROM Digits ORDER BY RomNum; --it will work this time

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but we saved DB space by just returning the index of the array of DigitNames

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
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    Clock but it's SELECT Digits FROM Numbers ORDER BY DigitName DESC

  • Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world
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    Pyramids. It started as a lazy way to gradually use up leftover colour mixes and masking tape

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
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    Clock, but its ORDER BY Hour DESC

  • Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world
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    in the 2007 spy thriller Breach, the Robert Hanson character asks his FBI subordinate to steal a painting of two guys on a boat from a colleague

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    "Ladies and gentlemen... We got him!"

  • Technology @lemmy.world
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    Australian Government gets a taste of what everyday people have to deal with in terms of data breaches as Prime Minister Anthony Albanese's mobile phone number released online

    www.abc.net.au /news/2025-10-14/anthony-albanese-mobile-phone-number-available-online/105889284
  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    I'm not even ooking

  • Gardening @lemmy.world
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    I made 17 stackable, movable garden beds out of scrap timber I salvaged

  • Mildly Interesting @lemmy.world
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    Rather large ice crystals formed in the roasted butternut soup that I made, froze, and reheated last night

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    Work smarder not tarder

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works
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    A story in 4 acts

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml
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    What's a decent charitable organisation that accepts DOGE?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    while we were watching for threat from China, here comes Philippines with a steel chair!