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Agent641

@ Agent641 @lemmy.world

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  • God's thicc juicy ass is a rule.

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  • So god is pap psappasy jealous bitch like "Aw hun you know I'm too dapng hot pans outta your league but I'll show you a lil booty papi you know what you're missing, and don't be seeing any other ho."

  • YouTube ads are about to get even longer and they’ll be unskippable - Dexerto

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  • I want some morphine too.

  • YouTube ads are about to get even longer and they’ll be unskippable

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  • Ah, well that I can probably do, once I tidy up my code a bit and properly document the tech stack

  • YouTube ads are about to get even longer and they’ll be unskippable

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  • I built it mostly for my mum and dad so that dad could download MP3 music and mum could download her sewing videos and play them in VLC.

    Thing is, the domain is registered to me, hosted on my own metal, and run in my own house. I don't really think I'm smart enough to fully secure and obfuscate my site, but also not dumb enough to let the public go ham on it while exposing myself to legal action from one of the most powerful companies on earth.

    If I get time soon, I'll try to spin up a clone with some layers of protection and anonymity, and share that.

  • YouTube ads are about to get even longer and they’ll be unskippable - Dexerto

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  • I want to be the tube

  • Please sedate me, Ramones!

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  • Turn on the "relax" lever and then you can't find the energy to turn it off again because you are in relax mode and that counts as work, like an elevator button to a Jew on Shabbat

  • Uber is letting women avoid male drivers and riders in the US

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  • Uber is letting women avoid male drivers and riders in the US

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  • Are U ok?

  • Thanks for asking...

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  • This worked so well that I actually got a date! At the magistrates Court is a weird venue but whatever.

  • Thanks for asking...

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  • I'm unironically like that with apple things. The last time I used an apple things was 15 years ago. Im comfortable doing just about anything technical on windows, Linux and android, but hand me an iPhone or a MacBook and I instantly realise how those elderly technologically impaired people feel - completely lost.

  • Thanks for asking...

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  • A vegan, a crossfitter, and an arch user walk into a bar. She orders a gluten free beer.

  • YouTube ads are about to get even longer and they’ll be unskippable

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  • The private yt-dlp/ffmpeg/python3 webapp I made to download YouTube videos just got 10 threads wider, and YouTube is gonna pay for it

  • taliback

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  • Taliban Pro Max, with Humvees and black hawks.

  • Its Over 😔

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  • The bank when my credit card is overdue, the nice man selling extended car warranties, and those Mormon missionaries I fed that one time.

  • Dubai has ten days of fresh food left

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  • Pile of rolexes (blood rinsed off) would fund a plane ticket home and some home improvements back in Bangladesh.

  • This chili oil is apparently very Calorie dense

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  • You have to drink 3 litres of this each day to get your required calcium

  • The Wifi God Demands it

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  • Is that a Qualcomm chipset? Sorry bud, you're gonna have to wait 8-12 business decades for that firmware to be supported.

  • Dubai has ten days of fresh food left

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  • Now would be a great time for these overworked and underpaid masses to do the funny thing to the besieged city of millionaires.

  • Trump says he won’t sign any bills into law until SAVE America Act passes

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  • I believe there's an amendment to take care of that, it's the second one.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album?

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world
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    Relationship issues are like Linux bugs

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Update on Marge - a week after leaving the shelter, house and all contents belong to her. All seats are Marge seats. All food is Marge food.

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    I just adopted Marge today. She was found homeless with a nest of kittens

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world
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    A gentle visual critique of Blueman, from a UX design perspective

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world
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    Nova Launcher unashamedly inserts malware ads into your home screen now.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    "So, how's your 2026 been so far?"

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world
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    it's a simple question

  • Mildly Interesting @lemmy.world
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    Expansion of an aircraft storage facility in central Australia from Jan 2019 to Oct 2023

  • Games @lemmy.world
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    Did anyone else play Fractured Space?

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works
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    New Russian camo: Pile of trash cleverly disguised as a heap of building rubble

  • Technology @lemmy.world
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    Ulefone Armor 27T Pro - And why I'm not using after 3 months

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world
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    "No eating for free allowed! You must only watch it rot on the beach!"

  • Funny @sh.itjust.works
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    Sign at the local community garden

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but the PM quit and was replaced halfway through the project. Handover instructions: "Make the clock hands show the current time"

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but DevOps insisted we implement cutting edge DDOS protection

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but we saved money by having the new junior Dev implement daylight savings time support at the last minute

  • Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world
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    Scene I painted at the lake the other day, Acrylic on 8x10 canvas

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but it is SELECT RomNum FROM Digits ORDER BY RomNum; --it will work this time

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but we saved DB space by just returning the index of the array of DigitNames