I think when I first saw this comic, the punchline was “what’s a four?” which I find funnier.

Whether their employer would be happy to know about it is another story

This is the angle I was thinking.

I was watching the screensaver of a Big Buck Hunter arcade cabinet at the bar last night, and one of the minigames involved shooting roaches crawling all over a house. The cake in the kitchen was definitely the Portal cake.

Any storm big enough to knock out cell towers would probably ground all flights.

Not as good as the one in the video. Having them spread apart makes it too easy to interpret when the cup is vertical.

PSA: Don’t pee on trees, pee on rocks if available. Some animals will lick your dry pee off trees because they’re gross and this will hurt the tree’s bark.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure there are some strict guidelines around mortgage application acceptance or rejection.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sPthPleEKo

It’s like carcinisation for public transit.

It’s in an AlphaSmart. I’m working through disassembling the ROM to add some new features.

You just vastly improved a family story that we’ve told numerous times over the years. Thank you for sharing your meth-related knowledge.

Also, I think this hotel was across the street from a house that exploded the previous year, so yeah. Bremerton.

I’m currently reading Where the Wizards Stay Up Late. According to the book, Eisenhower was annoyed at how much the military branches jumped on projects to secure funding, so he made a non-military department called ARPA. And ARPA invented the internet.

Let’s do more of that.

I’ve been working on disassembling some 8-bit code from the 90s. Fuckers returned bits from functions using the overflow bit. Nuts.

Something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMuookENY90&t=137s

I once considered moving from Seattoe to Bremerton, WA to take advantage of the much cheaper real estate. In attempt to get a feel for the daily commute, I decided to stay at a Super 8 in Bremerton for a week. 5 minutes into that experiment, I flicked on the AC unit that looks just like this one and it reeked of cat pee.

I did not move to Bremerton.

Article with basically zero content that overrides the back button? No bueno.

No thank you to the Earth.

Seriously though kind of wild how simple the whole thing is. Like less dramatic than its portrayal by Hollywood by a long shot.

I used to get excited about new OS releases. I happily shelled out for Snow Leopard and Lion. Then in 2018 or so, my Mac Mini suddenly decided to put everything on iCloud and I couldn’t stop the syncing process until it had concluded and that was it for me.

Laughs in Seattle Crosswalks