The turd doesn’t fall far from the ass

That’s hilariously self-aware

The important difference between “send them quickly” and “send them fast”

They really figured out the infinite money glitch.

Provide a decent service then sit back and watch your would-be competition develop increasingly effective footguns?

USisans will throw a hissy fit if they will have to click on anything but their favourite star spangled banner for their language.

I thought you were trying to convince us not to use flags

the New Founding Fathers

Ever seen The Purge?

Yeah, but that’s what they voted for, I don’t feel bad for them

The USA is a one party state, except with typical American extravagance, they have two three of them

They aren’t targeting anyone dangerous enough to fight back

I saw a good Dachau-pun name for it, but it might have been so morbid I blocked it out, because I can’t remember what it was

I’m sure that being actively hostile to education and science will be great for the development program though

They don’t all have to be; the majority of them are aligned, because those that fall out of alignment…

“stuff that flies” (Flugzeug)

I’m liking the similarity (and presumed etymological link) to the English ‘flung’

Training data will consist of 100% “obvious” pictures of skin cancers

Only if you’re using shitty training data

Right-wingers are getting the hellscape that they voted for. Sucks for everyone else

“What has 103 fingers and 32 teeth? The front row at a Garth Brooks concert.”

That’s pretty good

The quote I like is “The difference between a million dollars and a billion dollars is about a billion dollars.”

Literally 'Chumak’s Way", Чумак/Chumak is a proper noun, so it doesn’t really translate

‘galaxy’ is also named after titties, if you haven’t seen that meme yet

Higher ratio of green (read: photosynthesizing) to not green plant material, allowing faster growth