True, we’re just going for intra-series consistency with Roman numerical prefixes.

OP, “mono-” is the Greek root. You’re looking for “unisexual”.

According to Wiktionary, the etymology of “shark” beyond Middle English is unknown – and even there, we only see it once in 1442.

Edit: the Online Etymology Dictionary has more.

Fun facts about horseshoe crabs:

• Not crabs, in fact not even close. Chelicerates like the arachnids.
• Have photoreceptors in their “tail” (telson).

Edit: For some taxonomic context, king crabs are closer than shrimp are closer than woodlouse are closer than barnacles are closer than bees are closer than myriapods (centipedes and millipedes) are closer than horseshoe crabs to being crabs.

Haha, yes. I agree, fellow reader. bzz bzz 🐝

So a mask is okay if it’s animal skins[?]

You’re preaching to the choir on the speciesism angle.

This isn’t my own prescriptivist moral judgment; it’s trying to be descriptive of what someone would reasonably think “would otherwise draw unwanted attention by nosy coworkers […]”. That attempt at descriptivism is why I was hoping for feedback like your comment.

Moreover, if you were to swap out the victims and faces in this comic with cows, pigs, etc., I’d probably still be asking the OP to mark this as NSFW.

There’s no gore or blood.

Interpreting “gore” as “pictures and videos of graphic violence and human death”, this is:

• an intentionally graphic illustration of human faces
• that have been meticulously cut off of the heads of people
• violently murdered by chainsaw
• whose dried blood spatter is coating the apron of one of the characters

Worry not, m’lady. aggressively tips fedora For I will save you!

CBS is reporting on a report from the Ludwig Institute for Shared Economic Prosperity (LISEP) whose corresponding August 20 press release can be found here. (Archive here.)

Hi, OP. I could see this being considered borderline, but I’d ask per Rule 2 that you mark this as NSFW. At the same time, I’d also like to hear others’ thoughts on that request to get a better idea going forward.

(Edit: Undistinguishing, but still feel free to share here if and how you think the NSFW tag should be applied/enforced.)

Happiness across the lifespan follows a U-curve.

Jeans…

Beans…

Leans…

Deans…

Long ago, the four shitposts lived together in harmony.

Did someone say “HOG WATER”?!

The document where Adam and Eve declare that they’re sovereign citizens with a right to convey fruits into their stomachs (different from eating) and that God, not trying them under admiralty law, lacks jurisdiction.

The argument was on whether the US Constitution guarantees the right to safe drinking water. You’re citing the Declaration of Independence.

on a three day old account! you should apologize!

I would, but I don’t want to waste the energy telling Gemini to write up a fake apology.

@VIRAL

Dude, come on, you have to be a fucking idiot way too credulous to take this at face value or even entertain it. It’s a picture of some guy calmly putting an acoustic guitar into the overhead compartment with everyone around him behaving normally, and the caption, with literally no evidence, warps it into how he started specifically “playing Maroon 5” and how he got shamed into stopping by some guy yelling at him to shut the fuck up. (You’d think they’d know the song he was playing for 30 seconds if they know it’s Maroon 5, by the way.) It’s the most generic “DAE Maroon 5 is obnoxious? XD” fake story you could make.

“I mean have you even been to Broccoli??”

That happened.

Removed by mod

> hentai artists

> Polynesian mythmakers

> having no idea where the fuck a vagina ends