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Based on what evidence?

Beep. Do better.

https://www.freebsd.org/security/advisories/

Slightly pedantic, but according to core-utils GitHub, false.c has not been changed in 21 years. But true.c, which is what false.c is based on, has been changed as recent as 4 months ago.

~I couldn’t resist looking it up, and found the results mildly interesting.~

8” human size? Damn, that’s generous.

All that’s missing is the giant bearded guy exclaiming “Y’er an Ensign, Harry!” Before whisking him off to some far away place to spend his career.

The thing is, we’re not talking about the ____ group. We’re talking about those obnoxious Christians who are ruining it for everyone. If that doesn’t include you, nice. But that doesn’t change anything about that overly vocal minority.

I kind of wish the rapture would go ahead and happen. Us sinners would be much better off in the long run.

No one likes a bragger. 😤

I used to sleep in class. But only after doing all of my work. I had ONE teacher who agreed that as long as the work got done, and I wasn’t disturbing anybody else, she would let me sleep.

~Of course she was a first year teacher, so she probably didn’t know better.~

It’s suggesting that Vader’s mask caused him to mistake Luke as his son, which would be funny because of the whole plot revolving around Luke being Vader’s kid (and Luke being Leia’s brother — which is even funnier due to the sexual chemistry the two characters originally shared).

TL;DR don’t read too much into it. It’s only a joke.

One can hope! In the meantime, they’re happy to teach this old dog new tricks and that’s a start.

According to my elementary /middle school-aged kids, it seems they are in fact learning the metric system in school. And this is in a red state in the south. 🤷‍♂️

~Check back in a couple of years and I can tell you what they’re doing in high school.~

Burns hotter than the fires of Mustafar. 🔥

Can confirm: my youngest son would most definitely do this.

A few key points to live by:

1. Not everything needs to be debated
2. Even if you’re right, you can still be wrong
3. Opinions are like assholes: everyone has them, and they usually stink
4. People are allowed to prioritize their own mental health above someone else’s feelings
5. Not everyone will agree with you, and that’s okay

Sometimes the humorous term “nine fives” (55.5555555%) is used to contrast with “five nines” (99.999%),[18][19][20] though this is not an actual goal….

Maybe Microsoft misunderstood the assignment, and thought this was a goal. At their current rate, it’s certainly more achievable than the more traditional “five nines”.

As an aside, I love how the following is preferences as “casual”, and then the author starts arguing semantics:

Similarly, percentages ending in a 5 have conventional names, traditionally the number of nines, then “five”, so 99.95% is “three nines five”, abbreviated 3N5.[13][14] This is casually referred to as “three and a half nines”,[15] but this is incorrect….

Etymology

From penis +‎ worm.

Thanks, Wiktionary! 🤣

Beans: a long-running gag a couple years ago during the great reddit migration of ‘23.

504: back-end server issues that seems to be cropping up lately likely due to increased bot activity.