Have you considered getting her socks to protect her paws?

Eh, they’re doing better than I could ever do, and that’s aces in my book. 😊

Touche

Not worries. Meant every word. Plus I got to make an H2G2 reference. Everybody wins.

Is this merely switching from Lemmy to something else, or are you leaving the fediverse completely?

If it’s the latter, then I wish you the very best of luck. I don’t know you very well, but I remember you having had some personal issues in the past. Hopefully those aren’t coming back and you’ve just decided to simply move on. Regardless, your memes and shitposting will be missed.

Good luck to you! Or, as a wise man once wrote, “So long, and thanks for all the fish!”

To be fair, proper anal can be as much a science as it is a fine art. 😁

No. We need this right now.

NASA - National Anal Science Sex Agency

FTFY

Jokes on you. I spend my free time as a means of getting to bed time.

Practice makes perfect.

With a username like that, I’d highly recommend staying away from buildings with windows that extend beyond the first floor.

Fight fire with fire… and brimstone. Lots of brimstone. 😈

So they are taking a page from YouTube where they out price the market until they are the market, and then will drastically raise prices because there’s no longer any competition?

Do you have any resources you can share for what you’ve done and will do again? My yard right now is very sparse. Literally no grass, but has 3-4ft tall weeds, moss, rocks, and a lot of mushrooms. I don’t necessarily care if I ever have a perfect lawn, but I’d like something else… more appealing.

Not sure how it is across the pond, but here in the US they stick a probe up the tailpipe to measure emissions. 😏

You just described my current working conditions. 😅

No way! Two times the Padme is always better than just one. 🤤

Nope. No pictures other than ads.

We are still talking about toothpaste on a toothbrush, right?

I put it on before, after, and then before putting it in my mouth. Because in the span of those few seconds I can never remember!