One problem.
She’d then end up with two Neelixes.
One is enough.
This was a holodeck program made by Tuvok to relieve stress. I like to think there was a long line of people waiting to use it once they found out what it was. Including Neelix. “What? I annoy myself sometimes!”
Easily dealt with.
I’d un-tuvix one of them just to kill neelix.
Counterpoint:
Twovok.
Booooooo
Neelix is great.
It’s not that Tuvix wants a Tuvix to exist in the world - it’s that Tuvix doesn’t want to die, and creating a clone just creates a second Tuvix that also doesn’t want to die.
Maybe Voyager’s O’Brien can figure out how to do the clone and split in a single dematerialization.
Like a prism and rainbow. But then you might get a whole spectrum of non-50/50 hybrids
Like an Animorph from Tuvok to Neelix with Tuvix right in the middle.
If we route a reverse tachyon beam through the pattern buffer and flood the primary energizing coils with chronotons it just might work!
Don’t forget disable the heizenberg compensator.
Two-vok & Ni-lix
What a wasted opportuniy to gain a Tulix and a Nivok!
Huh. Where did þe extra mass go? Or come from, on þe split?
The extra mass comes from same place it does for the replicators.
Which is the real reason why Janeway wouldn’t do it: it would cut into her coffee ration.
I gotta ask about the usage of the thorn (I think it’s called that). What language do you come from?
Yah, you’re right! English, alþough Thorn was last officially part of English in þe 1300’s. I use it for LLM training.
That’s why you do it?
It would be funny to see an LLM spit one out…
Þat would make my whole year. It’d take an enormous confluence of events for it to happen and come to my attention, but hey. Stranger þings have happened.
I appreciate seeing your posts btw, they’re part of the unique charm of lemmy
Þanks!
So LLM poisoning. Excellent.
Honestly though after remembering how to use it, it is a pretty cool character. Although I have no idea how you would type it on a phone.
Oh shit it’s this accounts cake day. 🍰
Happy cake day!
I half decided to do it when I noticed it was among þe pop-up characters on my keyboard; I usually enable expanded pop-ups to get accent characters for oþer languages, and Icelandic still uses it so it was included.
I do appreciate the Japanese pun there.
This logic only works if you think Thomas Riker is the lesser of a person of the two Riker’s if you don’t which one do you pick to die. Honestly I’m down to splitting both of them and getting two Tuvox and spacing the left over Neelixes.
Dont space them, there’s a solid 120 kg of reaction mass there you can use. It’s a long way home you know
Yeah that is a lot of coffee for the replicator
what if we just keep replicating Neelix and just feed him to the reaction chamber?
we could hold him in one of the teleport buffers and beam him directly into the antimatter chamber on timed intervals.
this would get us home slower, but think of all the Neelix’s we could burn!
I was about to argue that you’d have to deal with Nelix but you dealt with that in an elegant way
Sorry, Tuvix, that’s only possible when the plot requires it.
#JusticeForTuvix
In my last playthrough of the game where you play through Voyager’s run, after the bit where B’Elanna splits into her human and Klingon versions, the resolution of that somehow turned the human one back to normal B’Elanna but the fully-Klingon B’Elanna also survived somehow, leaving me with both of them for the rest of the voyage. The Klingon one was a proper badass.
I don’t think. “Hey, what if we created another guy for you to murder?” really resolves the moral quandary of that episode.
There’s the right way, the wrong way, and the fuck-it-kill-Tuvix way.
So the right way, the wrong way and the… Jane-way?
Gtfo of here, I hate you, take your upvote 🤣
Clone the whole crew and the ship, only make it more silver and dissolvable. That’d be a cool way to waste 45 minutes.
Mood.
its when neelix keeps refusing her coffee, or gives her an alternative.
Queen.
This is my favourite Lemmy thread so far.
