It was leftpad. A stupid little function that was used by like 90% of the internet, and it crashed everything during a name dispute.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Npm_left-pad_incident

I push guys like you out of the way to get in a fight

You guys are silly.

How about $2b to start building some passenger rail track so passenger rail isn’t at the mercy of freight?

Alex Jones should love the draft. It’s the easiest way for the government to “Deport” brown American citizens. Off to Iran they go, into the meat grinder!

He could close all the roads to the UN when his plane lands

Many Hans make light work!

Here, hold this cable for a second.

FLASH

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Well you could hook it up to your bank line of credit and get all of the benefits of a credit card without the high interest rate and fees

Maybe we can name this nationalized service something like “Interac”

Good programmers try to follow the DRY principle: Don’t Repeat Yourself. A lot of times you need to do the same actions over and over in different parts of a program, so you write a function to do that, then just repeatedly call the function. If you have to modify a function to fix a bug in one place it might change the input/output somewhere else unexpected.

Thin layer of jam, 4cm thick layer of peanut butter.

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This could be a growth opportunity but you have to put your management hat on. You’re one person with part time help. You need more resources which will come in the form of contractors and consultants. To get these you need a plan of what has to be done and how it drives value to the business. Financial risk is going to be a big driver for most businesses.

First thing is you need actionable intelligence. You want to assess the state of things, figure out what kind of risks exist and do business impact assessments on the most severe issues. This is what leadership needs to authorize budget. Your CEO having global adminis not a business problem. Over permissive permissions that could lead to a compromise that causes a regulatory penalty is. Things have to tie to money.

Microsoft has a pile of assessments you can run here:

https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/assessments/

Fixing M365 sounds like a priority. Getting help doing a CIS assessment wouldn’t be a bad idea either. Using cybersecurity as a driver for change works very well because you surface a lot of risk.

If they want you to grow into a senior or manager role then don’t be everything guy, delegate. It sounds like there’s lots of higher value stuff to attack if you can convince leadership to let you offload some tasks.

Imagine that the AI that breaks containment is a dog walking app AI. We’ll all just be bred and forced to walk dogs

Ricotta makes really stretchy grilled cheese sandwiches

How do you not include Ed in this?

xAI made $818M profit this quarter using 200,000 GPUs, if anyone was interested.