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Behold: The commoditized military!

I heard the ginger fucked a whale

The Mask

I believe the standing order is that an attack on American territory can be met with nuclear deterrence.

GLORY TO HER HOUSSSSSSE!

Watching Lake Powell upstream is more interesting. That one has dropped far more than Lake Mead. Lake Mead just crossed the 2022 low.

Sounds like it’s time to drill a bunch of holes and plant a bunch of trees.

These will go through aluminum like butter and you probably won’t find a pole that isn’t round enough to cut.

It was leftpad. A stupid little function that was used by like 90% of the internet, and it crashed everything during a name dispute.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Npm_left-pad_incident

I push guys like you out of the way to get in a fight

You guys are silly.

How about $2b to start building some passenger rail track so passenger rail isn’t at the mercy of freight?

Alex Jones should love the draft. It’s the easiest way for the government to “Deport” brown American citizens. Off to Iran they go, into the meat grinder!

He could close all the roads to the UN when his plane lands

Many Hans make light work!

Here, hold this cable for a second.

FLASH

Petsmart

Well you could hook it up to your bank line of credit and get all of the benefits of a credit card without the high interest rate and fees

Maybe we can name this nationalized service something like “Interac”