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Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago

I'll fucking fight you right here right now

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I'll fucking fight you right here right now

Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • vanDerVaartBlackenedRanch [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Get suplexed, kid

  • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Alright, but this ain’t gunna be pretty

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Don’t say i didn’t warn you

      • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Plenty of time to back off now, no shame in running

        • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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          Well, I warmed you, hear goes

          trips over own feet clocks self in side of face glasses fall crushed under elbow knocked unconscious

          yamcha

  • LaughingLion [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    : REMOVES SHIRT :

    • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      : REMOVES SKIN :

      • TheFinalCapitalist [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        I always secretly didnt believe you were an owl, a wolf in an owls clothing has been revealed

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    I push guys like you out of the way to get in a fight

    • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      I ain’t no guy! You can’t push an owl, you’ll just get a hand full of feathers!

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    James from Pokemon holding Ash at arm's length while Ash tries to punch him

  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netM
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    oh you wanna go?

    you wanna fuckin take this outside?

    : locks door behind you :

    • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      HEY

  • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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    ill fighting fuck you right here right now

    • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      Hehehe oh mee oh my oh mama mia

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    Alright, buddy, show me what you got

  • Lussy [he/him, des/pair]@hexbear.net
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    Stfu I know BJ

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    you want a shot at the title? roll the dice.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    I’m a lover and a fighter.

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    hyperflush oh no, please don’t beat me up

    • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      Well now you just made it weird.

      Time to make it normal by giving you a lil smooch on the noggin

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        blob-no-thoughts

        ha ha, my secret plan to escape a fight unscathed works again

        • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netOP
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          GET BACK HERE I’LL KILL YOU

          noelle-choke

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            sicko-yes yes-hahaha-yes-l

  • christian [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    No you won’t.

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      You win this time…

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