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SkyezOpen

@ SkyezOpen @lemmy.world

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  • abundance of caution rule

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  • Just look at the covers of his books if you want to be entertained for a little while. One of my favorites is "turned gay by the existential dread that I may actually be a character in a chuck tingle book"

  • i'll get it done in the last 2 hours . . . somehow

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  • That's why I always allot myself exactly enough time to do the things I need at the last minute.

    And that's also why I'm late because there's at least 3 things I didn't account for.

  • Good question

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  • working as an instructor

    And what did you do to gain the skills necessary to instruct other people?

  • ICE agents keep accidentally shooting themselves

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  • That's what's surprising. All the shootings, intentional and otherwise, are exactly the result you'd expect from adding a bunch of untrained morons to the group. But most of the incidents are from dudes with 5+ years experience. What the fuck.

  • Removed

    Tucker Carlson 'detained' in Israel as passport taken from him after interview

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  • He hasn't denied wetting himself. What is he hiding?

  • Daily reminder that ALL atrocities are bad. Yes, even of your favorite polity

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  • Indeed, everything bad that happened in any other country was caused by the USA, thereby proving that capitalism is the most powerful thing in the world. USA! USA! USA!

  • UK: Ex-Prince Andrew arrested on suspicion of misconduct

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  • Definitely no night sweats. He can't sweat because he's a HERO or some shit.

  • McBludda Please 😫

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  • I think it's trying to be Sal bundry. Poorly.

  • Please draw a new occult symbol (bonus: what does it signify)

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  • Looks like Bill Cypher met the hand eye dude from pans labyrinth.

  • 2 North American 4 you has been created

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  • I guess the proper criticism would be that we stole their shit and bastardized it. I don't care, chicken alfredo slaps.

  • Never a dull moment (reprise)

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  • Nah they used it to open a bathroom door and broke the tip off (to annoy knife people).

  • A NOBLE AND PRAISEWORTHY MACHINE SPIRIT

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  • I'm kinda surprised they didn't just throw a bunch of people at it until it ran out of ammo.

  • conspiracy rule

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  • "Well we made it to orbit this time but they are completely out of fuel."

    "Roll it back and add more SRBs."

  • I take karaoke rules seriously

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  • my bf says sleeping with your balls out is the male equivalent

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  • Yeah hot shower and jiggling the sack has worked wonders for me. Once I had to grab and twist the little bastard, but I'll be damned if I'm going to spend hours in the er.

  • my bf says sleeping with your balls out is the male equivalent

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  • Last time I freeballed it to bed, one of my boys twisted around.

  • truly I am cultured

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  • There was a big push to make "African American" the politically correct term in the late 00s, but for basically every reason you mentioned, it didn't quite catch.

    The term AAVE was coined in 1973 as a replacement for "ebonics" and it spread throughout the 80s and 90s. There's a bunch more info about it on the wiki and I don't think I can succinctly summarize it, but it's an interesting read.

  • Vampires are real

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  • That's Brett Cooper.

  • Rage for the machine?

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  • Nah they'll just turn to a poster of their dem boogeyman of the week and point at it while they screech that part.

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Red flag

  • Bun Alert System @lemmy.sdf.org
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    Stelf

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Ma'am you are too young to be this spicy

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Kitten ball

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Did you know the cats outside are pregnant?

  • 3DPrinting @lemmy.world
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    Ancient filament, salvageable?

  • Fuck AI @lemmy.world
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    Challenging magic nerds to tell me how many times the ai is wrong in a single paragraph.

  • Bun Alert System @lemmy.sdf.org
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    Red alert. King bun detected.

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Did you know the cats outside are free?

  • Gardening @lemmy.world
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    The strawbees have taken over both beds

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Her new home

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Calico time!

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Void under the arm

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    He must be stopped!

  • Gardening @lemmy.world
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    We may have done an oops.

  • Gardening @lemmy.world
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    Alert: tomato plant has breached containment

  • Gardening @lemmy.world
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    He's making a run for it!

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    2 down, 10 to go

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Fat little turkey