Spoiling the fun. You’re meant to say another story that it’s not.

Little Red Ridinghood.

Sounds like you need to just make sure you’re specifying the current government of Israel and their actions, rather than the state of Israel in general terms or as a overall concept.

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Could they just try to make it so it actually works rather than telling me my wife doesn’t exist in my contacts list when I ask it to call her?

Even if he does he’ll still have more money than most people earn in their whole life.

I am.

I just don’t understand how they can work.

If you don’t use them for every transaction how do they stay synchronised with the bank’s records of how much you have in your account?

When the power is out and the bank can’t check their computer, what’s to stop someone turning up with a bank book that says they have £1 in it and saying that there’s more because they transferred it online before the power went out? Or, of course, the book saying they have more than they do because they took some out before power went out?

So you have to use them every time you use the bank, I’m assuming this also means that these accounts don’t allow you to do any kind of internet or telephone banking.

Presumably even there though they check the details from your book against the computer system, to not only check that the book is accurate and that the branch has enough cash on hand to fulfil your request? The computer system that has had no power for a week.

In that scenario most of the food has gone bad anyway and is stuck in distribution centres as the shops can’t send orders up through the supply chain.

Also, without power most places couldn’t take cash. Tills are computers that do all the maths so the 16 year old serving you doesn’t have to they also track inventory going out.

The cash that there is is stuck in banks because the banks have no way of knowing what money is yours as we haven’t had bank books for like 20 years already.

Ok I ate the onion on this one.

Post match analysis. This is where we fucked up and why Dave ended up with a mammoth tusk through his belly.

All this has happened before. All of it will happen again.

So say we all.

My parents old cat never seemed to be like this, no real interest in nip.

However he’d spend most days sitting in the honeysuckle they had in the garden occasionally swatting hapless birds that flew in.

The Algebraist spoilers

No it’s because your bread has so much sugar the rest of the world would call it cake.

Yanks love to stereotype Brits as having bad teeth when statically your teeth have more cavities and removals (our dentistry focuses on health over cosmetics). Hopefully shit like this can fully kill that off that stereotype.

Opera had it before they dropped presto back in like 2013.

The DVLA aren’t going to believe you Muskrat, it’ll never get approved in the UK without a complete redesign.

Did not know that, that’s so dumb. I wonder if that’s why I get random emails sometimes from someone who thinks I’m a hairdresser. I had assumed it just that someone had a similar email address in spelling or something.

Might have to sign the most likely . position in my email address up to so much spam that they close their account.