The GameBoy Color I got in 1998 still works just fine (okay the speaker has been blown out since the Bush administration but…)
The only thing missing is that is costs 1200$ but it has no RAM. You have to supply your own. And the games are 100.
If it’s any consolation, there will always be people like me making open source games, free for the public. Though I’m only focused on PC games.
Did u play GTA VI?
It’s 2029 and nobody buys a PS6 because it sucks.
A power vacuum creates a new market.
All is well.
The new competitors are promptly acquired by Microsoft, and for some reason, Oracle.
They get folded into Xbox and bankrupted respectively.
im not 100% caught up with the nintendo situation, but this sounds very similar to:
- have a switch 2
- games cost 80 dollars
- you had 4 games yesterday and bought another one used
- nintendo accuses you of piracy and bricks your device
- you have 0 games and no console today
Don’t forget the:
“Battle Pass”
The cosmetic micro transactions
the online play subscription
The in-game store that opens before the main menu
The in-game adverts
The day 1 dlc
The companion app on your phone
The invitation to join them on social media
The discord server you need to join to find out of the servers are down
At this point that is a self inflicted wound. You don’t have to buy a ps6.
Sony are idiots, the whole concept of a console is now dead thanks to them, the whole advantage of a console over a PC is “it just works”. You plug it in, you turn it on, and you’re playing games. You don’t have to worry about whether or not the games will run on your system, you don’t have to worry about your device specs, it’ll work. If it doesn’t work, it wouldn’t be on the system. Easy.
Of course the sacrifice is that there’s much fewer choices due to the lack of indie games and mods.
But now the experience is identical to that on PC, you just download stuff off the internet, hopefully you have fast internet that isn’t pay by the megabyte. Since you’re going to have to do that anyway, now you might as well buy a PC and get all the extra games and features.
Not for another two amd a half years, at least.
All your games are played by AI, you just get to watch.
I mean, Twitch seems to do well…
At least you don’t need to own the game to watch someone play it. There’s a world where streaming a game would count as copyright infringement.
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They each cost 80 dollars
Plus 5 dollars a year subscription each. And you still have to pay the rest of the year for the game that Sony took away.
But seriously, how hard is it just not to buy?
It’s not like sony/or any company automatically takes it off from our credit card, though they would really like to.“Just don’t buy it” works great in a world where you dont have to pay for every meager comfort you can find.
And thats why those prices will keep on getting higher and higher. People are still willing to pay for those.
They keep getting higher because the people selling them keep raising the prices. Do not discount their contribution by solely attributing blame to the consumer.
They have remarkably little control over markets, despite what your microeconomics 101 class might tell you.
Of course they raise the prices and a single individuals contribution is completely non existent on the market.
But still the most simple solution remains. We might argue that one has to buy food, so they are forced, but luxury goods can very easily be left in the store. Of course it will have absolutely no effect on the overall market, just on their own wallet.
Yes, we can not buy entertainment and simply buy essentials. We can only go to work, come home, eat, and sleep.
But thats a very boring existence, and offering that as an alternative instead of demanding change actively speaks very poorly of your opinion of people.
The world is increasingly monetized, and simply refusing to participate will not change that. It will just cut you off more and more from the world. Which is worse for everyone.
And there’s an optional battle pass on top of that, plus separate purchasable cosmetics like an $80 Horse armor…. Wait a minute…
And even though you don’t need to get the battle pass, it has items that are meta-defining and you can’t viably play in online multiplayer without them without getting crushed.
As that stuff gets more expensive, they’ll make it easier to get microloans.
And micro transactions
This is the bright future that we all always waited for. Now that it’s here, let us commemorate our meagre contributions towards appeasing shareholder value, that which cannot be appeased.
If there’s one industry that I dont think will get bailed out its the video game industry. We just have to make sure there’s still space for indie developers and there will be a Renaissance.
It’s 2026, I own a PC using parts up to a decade old. Its worth less than 2 weeks of minimum wage. All the games are digital, I just got 15 of them for under £80 and can backup the installer to an external drive.
I can even get a refund a few weeks later if I don’t like one of the games.
It’s 2017, I’m using a state-of-the-art PC with a Ryzen 1700X and DDR4 RAM.
It’s 2025, I’m upgrading my obsolete PC to a Ryzen 5700X3D to get a little more life out of it on the cheap, sticking with DDR4 RAM instead of upgrading to DDR5.
It’s 2033, I’m using my PC with a Ryzen 5700X3D and DRR4 RAM that is now much faster than anything that can be bought in the current market at anything approaching a reasonable price. I am desperately hoping the capacitors on my 16-year-old motherboard continue to hold out.
Aren’t motherboards fairly cheap in comparison? If it gets bad enough they may still be making DDR4 motherboards in 2033…
I am desperately hoping the capacitors on my 16-year-old motherboard continue to hold out.
please don’t give me new financial nightmares. I’m already poor.
(In reality, I have another AM4 motherboard I could use in a pinch. It would just be inconvenient because it’s micro-ATX instead of mini-ITX and I’d have to shift my home server to something even older.)
(Also, motherboards are the one component that isn’t really going up in price.)
You could also just replace the capacitors. Normally it’s not worth doing because the time investment isn’t worth the cost of another motherboard but these days you never know what they’re going to do with pricing.
PC repair shops are back in business! Repairing motherboards worth nothing because it’s the only way to use the RAM which is worth £7500
ok. but my financial nightmares. I have this laptop and can’t afford something new. I wanted to pay for a deposit for a house before the tech industry collapsed.
You can get laptops for under £200 at CEX here. Sometimes under £100. They will still run UT1999 at 60FPS. Probably 144FPS if it supports outputting that high over what ever port it has for an external display.
We are going retro!
Controllers are digital now too, you have you log in with your phone or something.
It’s like Jackbox but bad.
Stop, you’re giving them more ideas.
Razer did this. They had an update that required a login to use the extra features of your mouse. They had to walk it back.
It’s 2029. You’re still an idiot…
Look at this optimist who thinks any of us will make it to 2029.
You need to use the electrical cable.
The PS6 doesn’t take external power. It has a non-replaceable battery that can’t be recharged.
I’m sure you can subscribe “recharge” which lets you recharge the battery by 25% per day for a mere $49.99 a month, “recharge++” which lets you recharge 50% per day for just $79.99, or “ultra charge” which costs $99.99 but lets you fully recharge the battery whenever you like, but the battery starts to lose charge capacity after approximately 100 full charges.




