Speaking of juicy mammoths, who’s the lady in the picture?
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Darkard@lemmy.worldto
Fuck AI@lemmy.world•Farmer trusted AI after it gave good advice, then it helped wipe out 25 acres of his cropsEnglish
131·20 hours agoWhat a silly man. He obviously should have just used Grok, so than rather than giving him bad advice it would have just called him a Pedo and told him he was complicit in white genocide in South Africa
Darkard@lemmy.worldto
Fuck AI@lemmy.world•Mark Zuckerberg Posts Deranged 6,500-Word Essay About Giving Everyone AI SuperintelligenceEnglish
11·20 hours agoHahah, yes, the system that’s been trained on personal content, asks you repeatedly for more personal content, and then offers it up to anyone else who asked something even tangentially related, can be trusted not to reveal your personal content.
Did they call the company Villan-ex. What’s this? An Onion cartoon?
Yeah, but I bet they are really cheap now. So… Good work America, I guess that’s what you wanted?
Darkard@lemmy.worldto
Fuck AI@lemmy.world•Meta CTO says employees should use AI productivity gains to do more work, calls request for extra days off "very dumb"English
8·2 days agoYou shouldn’t use that productivity to benefit YOU! You should use it to benefit ME!
Me, opening the bag: “Fucks sake, all these are 9’s and L’s”
It’s going to be a hideous, gawdy eyesore. I hope it burns down
Why has she got Notepad++ installed?
Take out the Trash, Bring in the Bin!
Darkard@lemmy.worldto
TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Bees!English
8·24 days ago
POV: You are reading the comments underneath a comic with a title you don’t understand.
Funny that this isnt even “AI”. This is image and pattern recognition software that’s been used in medicine for years and years. The AI part is that it’s scraping all your medical data together into a single RAG so they can use it to fuck you over as efficiently as possible in the name of making more money.
Darkard@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•House too hot? Energy bill already too high? This UK professor says smearing yogurt on your windows can cool your homeEnglish
12·28 days agoHouse too hot? Energy bill too high? This UK professor says throwing Carbonara at the sky can keep god’s hubris in check.
Darkard@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•I took this today in San FranciscoEnglish
7·28 days ago*If you are copy/pasting between tools then your workflows and integrations need addressing. But paying thousands for an AI to replace ctrl+c ctrl+v is foolish
*If you are having to follow up on communications 6 times then you need to address why the receiving team is ignoring or not able to respond. But paying thousands for an AI to send nagging emails is not going to fix that or improve the situation.
*If you have staff doing busywork then maybe you need to address why they feel this work has to be done and why your business processes are not more efficient. But paying thousands for an AI to maintain that inefficient status quo won’t resolve the underlying problem and may even create more by doing the busywork wrong.
All these issues they are using as examples are caused by poor management and bad business practices. Buuuuuuuuuuut this is all still just the AI solution still desperately searching for a problem it can solve.
Darkard@lemmy.worldto
science@lemmy.world•CDC Stopped Monitoring Parasite, Now Causing Explosive Diarrhea Across The CountryEnglish
61·29 days agoDiarrhea was invented by Big Toilet to sell more toilets
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You’re kidding right?
Mr Tough Guy Trump, who spouts off on social media all day about how Iran is destroyed and how he’s going to wipe them out. Got a threat that his opponents might strike back at him on his billion dollar flying fortress.
So his security detail, rather than do anything subtle and move him without his opponents knowing, had him walk onto the flying fortress, then hide in a fucking food truck and take him somewhere else. THEN to try and make sure that people think he’s not a fucking pussy, he was snuck BACK into the fortress to walk off it like nothing had happened.
And after all that, they were so fucking shit at this, that everyone found out anyway.