Woah now. People of Jewish faith aren’t the problem. As always, it’s a few rich monsters ruining it for everyone. I hate America, but I don’t hate all Americans.

Sadly he had but one neck to give.

“How is this even legal?” betrays a certain out-of-the-loopness. Trump’s is a post-law administration.

Aw shit. This is probably accurate… Now imagining Elon Musk stumbling around at night in an ill-fitting Batman costume, helping muggers and beating up the poor.

Where is Batman’s GoFundMe?!

She’s basically at a resort, isn’t she?

Well yeah. His whole brand is “fuck consent”.

Lemme guess: they’ll announce that soon we’ll have the privilege of spending $90 on a 30-year-old game they’ve rebuilt? So psyched.

There’s us and them. We don’t have money for anything, but then America isn’t for us. It’s for them. We’re only here to fund their dreams of extorting us further.

That’s just more things happening!

I’m sure he, a 70-something exec, had a huge role in that engineering feat 🙄 Probably just said “yes” when actual value-adding employees pitched him the idea. Bravo, rich white man. Another amazing achievement 👏

His legacy is giving Trump gold while bending the knee to America’s killer.

The American military has a duty to end Trump too, but here we are.

Surely this is couch change to an org like AIPAC?

Achievement unlocked: diabetes.

Compressing the Epstein files is easy: “Donald Trump raped children.” What’s my Weissman score?

Seems like it, but these rural Texans won’t give a shit because she’s a woman. Stepped outside the kitchen and talked back to her pa so basically asked for it.

Who cares? He embraces Trump’s made-up bullshit, so let’s spread our own around: John Ternus is in the Epstein files.

If I have to read about this stupid acronym one more time… All it does is perpetuate the story of his stupid lake nicknaming crusade. What’s shameful is how much attention it’s getting instead of the fact that Trump rapes children and fucks the poor and the troops. We can’t keep talking about every little thing he does and how batshit it is. When do we talk specifically about how fucking batshit the man is?

I think, by definition, anytime that dude tries to mate with something, it’s bestiality.

If your government is giving you illegal orders, you probably aren’t going to get too far with “I was just following the law when I disobeyed the illegal orders you gave me.”