• notabot@piefed.social
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    5 days ago

    I’m sure you can subscribe “recharge” which lets you recharge the battery by 25% per day for a mere $49.99 a month, “recharge++” which lets you recharge 50% per day for just $79.99, or “ultra charge” which costs $99.99 but lets you fully recharge the battery whenever you like, but the battery starts to lose charge capacity after approximately 100 full charges.