where he comes up with this shit, it’s almost endearing if not being a ghoul
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Bring back forum signatures. They made web 1.0 forums endearing.
And so you remain… microplasticless …. Eheheheehehe
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but your words will not impact me any more than microplastics in my balls.
You have microplastics. I have no microplastics. We are not the same.
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I really do miss forums D:
I have one here… kinda…
Apparently if you tell too many bears on the Bear Website that they look hug shaped, people decide you’re a Pooh Bear or a Care Bear jonesing for hugs.
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Hottest anime this summer gonna be “I Have Eliminated The Microplastics In My Balls And My Wife Has The Top 1% Of Vaginas”
I busted so many perfect loads into my wife’s top-shelf vagina that the microplastics have dissolved in her pH 4.5 microculture
I need this on a shirt
i think chuds like these might directly declare some measurement of tightness of their wife’s vagina instead of keeping it ambiguous with just top 1%
He made a post last week about how he had just given her oral and her vaginal microbiome was in the top 1%.
oh, wonderful. I’m lovin’ it.
At least he gave her oral. Most of this kind of chud will not eat pussy.
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kilopascals
Plastcals
Chuds measuring their wives’ vaginal circumference like they’re prepping for an IRL game of FATAL.
The xeeters are way ahead of you.
Nice the 0% microplastic balls meets the 1% biome vagina!
Such a romantic storyline
Ok but did someone frame it as one of those ridiculously long anime titles?
No, they did not
My “I Have No Microplastic in My Balls” shirt is raising questions already answered by my shirt
This along with him tweeting out the ph level of his wife’s vagina is Dril material without the layers of irony poisoning.
The Emperor’s New Fertilitymaxxing
That’s right boss we found ZERO microplastics in your balls
Wow, really? That’s great but I thought that was impossible.
So did we! That’s why we triple-checked with our most advanced “fantastic testic-microplastic detectinator” which costs 50 thou…million dollars to run each time! Huzzah, I can’t wait to tweet the good news to the world!“I Have No Microplastics In My Balls” is my favorite folk punk album
My balls are more like macroplastics
Bad Dragon
I’m planning a more drastic intervention for the microplastic in my balls
So funny to be that rich yet need so much attention
Social media is truly a brain poison
If I was that rich I’d be sailing around Italy or something you wouldn’t catch me on the beep boop
Wonder if his blood boy can say the same
Bloodboy…how about we exchange my plastic balls for your pristine virgin balls? 1-1 exchange. Fair deal right? Not that you have a say in it.
I knew it was Bryan before I even looked. Is he still mainlining his son’s blood?
Wow, top 1% balls
The studies were wrong my friends. I am that one in four billion.
Plasticles
Oh he is a Mormon.
