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Assian_Candor [comrade/them]
Organic guy. Silicon Valley hater.
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news@hexbear.net•Bulletins and International News Discussion from June 15th to June 21st, 2026 - The Memorandum of MisunderstandingEnglish
5·2 months agoUS has to withdraw support for Israel completely if this is to stop
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Sino@hexbear.net•This was meant to make you hate China btwEnglish
29·2 months agoOwned lol
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chat@hexbear.net•I took psychic damage from this taglineEnglish
24·2 months agoAmericans need to be put into reeducation camps
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Comics@hexbear.net•Comic Panel by Robert CrumbEnglish
4·2 months agoGOON CAVE*
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Slop.@hexbear.net•India has started a massive racist campaign against ChinaEnglish
11·2 months agoCw for slur please mi gente but otherwise holy shit
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•:i-was-saying:English
26·2 months ago
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Slop.@hexbear.net•American libs on life supportEnglish
40·2 months ago
Lmao how can you think Iran is getting 300B if they lost?
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•The Fourth Reich shows its true faceEnglish
15·2 months agoStalin shouldn’t have stopped at Berlin
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Dear Hex, What should I throw in the ocean as an appeasement to Posideon?English
43·2 months agoA car battery
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Slop.@hexbear.net•I might have found the worst thing everEnglish
21·2 months ago
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news@hexbear.net•The economy is getting so badEnglish
9·2 months ago
Assian_Candor [comrade/them]@hexbear.nettoHacker News@lemmy.bestiver.se•US and Iran announce deal to end military operationsEnglish
1·2 months agoNah it’s not quite that it’s that it adopts trumps stupid fucking diction where he refers to agreements affecting the lives of hundreds of thousands of people, on which the continuation will result in the loss of thousands of lives with the same terms as selling some shitty condo tower in Atlantic City. It’s cheapening in an insulting way
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•As someone who works retail, I don't really like Boomer apologiaEnglish
13·2 months agoI just did a big moving sale and interacted with a ton of people. A couple of boomers were incredibly unpleasant but for the most part everyone was super nice and I am sure many of them are maga types. It’s a tragedy I thought, that we can be such nice people individually but absolutely monstrous as a collective.
But that small minority of monstrous individuals… holy shit
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Slop.@hexbear.net•Congrats on stopping the bleeding from the open wound YOU caused my man.English
61·2 months agoThe US did attack though 🤔
Assian_Candor [comrade/them]@hexbear.nettoHacker News@lemmy.bestiver.se•US and Iran announce deal to end military operationsEnglish
2·2 months agoCan we not call them deals
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Slop.@hexbear.net•Congrats on stopping the bleeding from the open wound YOU caused my man.English
131·2 months agoIran’s reiteration of its commitment under the NPT not to produce nuclear weapons.
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chat@hexbear.net•Laptop came, holy shit it's literally brand new!English
4·2 months agoThinkpads are GOATed






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