Manual. I don’t want people knowing I’m breathing. Now I have the tactical advantage by choosing every breath. Whether to share it with them, or perhaps through karate take it from them.

I yearn to live in a society where Riley Grunch guillotines me for being too right-wing.

You can’t move on from Beyond the Sword until you’ve completed an entire Caveman 2 Cosmos campaign. That’s the mod that convinced me I should just learn to play Paradox games.

Helicopter pilot isn’t a license. It’s a state of mind. Everyone on this website is a qualified helicopter pilot if you just believe in yourself and know how to bypass the locks.

Feed their executives to it.

Look at you: you’re the Prodigal Son; you’ve turned my Subaru into a computer on wheels!

Remember when you were pissed off and had diarrhoea?

I was so pissed off…

Yeah.

And I had… diarrhoea…

That isn’t your memory. That’s someone else’s. That’s Tyrell’s niece’s.

I love the idea of this being the Voight-Kampff test.

Did you come from flesh and blood and pain and breast feeding? Do you fart? Imagine you are in Silicon Valley and your son converted your Subaru- you’ve seen an SUV right? It’s just like an SUV- into a computer on wheels. Why did he do that? Sir, sit down please- no one is trying to hurt you. This is just like watching a youtube music video to chill out. See? All better, let’s continue. Tell me about getting diarrhoea and pissed off.

When I got to go to one of their concerts, the guitar amp had a big sticker that said “Transphobes eat shit and die alone”.

I’ve only seen one Iran-related thing locally. A house with a scrap metal artist is flying the Iranian monarchist flag. Every inch of the yard is filled with rusty Willy Wonka-ass sculptures and right in the middle is the Lion and Sun flying by itself. They don’t have any other political stuff on their home or car. I can’t figure out what they mean by it or whose side they’re taking.

The ducks eat the dogs, the dogs eat the train, the kids eat each other, and the workers have to clap in unison for their patriotic sacrifice. This is what the left wants.

The most fucked up part is that while all of the adults in the country pull the train, all of the children pull the adults. In front of the kids? That’s right, dogs. Those dogs are pulled by ducks with teeny tiny ropes. This is the reality of communism.

Were you the one that told me “I’m not the hero. You’re the real hero of the day.”? That stuck with me for 25 years. In fact all I remember about 9/11 is that I was the real hero.

I love the idea of it occurring on a different day on the street. I’m a 9/11 survivor because when I was 3 I sprayed air freshener in my eyes so an ambulance would come to my house. The paramedics lifted me from the rubble (my bedroom) and performed lifesaving measures (spraying saline on my eyes).

#1. Trump is lying. Shame on him. He is disgracing the heroes who died on 9/11.

#2. All of these things happened to me.

I would judge this person, but my home is decorated with posters about my dog and a warning against bees. That’s only marginally better.

I like that it’s a totally sensible lesson in the original. Collective grass touching would indeed knock the weird out of an evangelical child.

1% society research speed boost, which is good for culture and science. Or I could have no Santa and machine guns.

The other option, a world with Santa, boosts society research. Whose society? Not the workers who cannot afford a bourgeois Christmas. If the elves put him against the wall I didn’t see shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdvcXItHiw

Children, close your eyes and ask your precious Santa Claus for gifts.

<no gifts appear>

Now ask your glorious leader Vladimir Lenin.

<gifts appear>

:O