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Working class employee of the Sashatown Central News Agency, the official news service of the DPRS Ministry of State Security. Your #1 trusted source for patriotic facts.

  • Official unofficial official "Death To America" thread

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  • If the moneylenders in the temple used bitcoin, they would have been safe from Jesus' assault on the free market.

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  • Doesn't matter. Cold storage wallets would allow the temple moneylenders to protect their digital assets against Jesus.

  • lemmitors discuss the closure of yet another reddit clone

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  • do nothing

    win

    Operation Tankie Thunder was a success. Good job team. We did it.

  • Yo, the ones who are still on reddit, how strong is the psyop and bot game going on at that shithole?

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  • https://archive.is/v7513

    Usually during the opening days of a conflict I keep an eye on military subreddits. So far, with 72 comments in that thread, I see one pro-war one (https://www.reddit.com/r/Military/comments/1rgvv3w/comment/o7uf6pb/) which is sitting at -21 points and one positive reply versus three antizionist ones. Everyone else is having a similar response to comments I'd see on here. The Epstein Forever Wars, Iraq comparisons, "American geologists looking for oil" with US soldiers, war is a racket and why can't we build infrastructure instead, etc. Maybe the tone will shift over the near-future but currently commenters there are hostile to the war.

    https://archive.is/wip/ecP6r

    This thread covering the 5th Fleet HQ strike in Bahrain on /r/Navy is the most biased thread I could think of. Right now (12:00 UTC) that's the only specific airstrike against the west that's getting significant media coverage. There are a few more pro-war comments, but the sentiment so far with 99 comments leans anti-war. Some commenters are concerned for people they know on the bases, some are casually breaking OPSEC without mods cracking down yet (fun mission: archive all the military subreddit threads this morning and maybe you'll get some troops arrested), some are debating the strength of Iran's military, and the sentiment is openly anti-Trump.

  • Burger King testing AI headsets to track if employees say ‘please’ or ‘thank you’

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  • 19 84 get the facts

  • Burger King testing AI headsets to track if employees say ‘please’ or ‘thank you’

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  • This is what George Orwell meant when he said authoritarianism would bring mandatory penis inspections to Burger King. Read the book.

  • Clara Driscoll - wisteria Tiffany lamp

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  • Leadlight stained glass is a craft I want to take up seriously, but I'm so wary of doing it without a dedicated workshop. Glass shards and dust go everywhere. The end result though is turning my home into a cathedral to nature.

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    Clara Driscoll - wisteria Tiffany lamp

  • Glass blowing for scientific instruments is an artisan craft and can literally be done in a shed

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  • slaps Tiffany lamp

    You can fit so much science in this bad boy.

  • New Android app alerts you when someone nearby is wearing smart glasses

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  • Pervert Glasses are one of the most antisocial things a person can own. Someone wearing them should be persona non grata until they take them off and put them in a case in front of everyone they filmed without consent.

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    New Android app alerts you when someone nearby is wearing smart glasses

    www.techspot.com /news/111461-new-android-app-alerts-you-when-someone-nearby.html

  • The only good use for AI

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  • The violent message: "The house is 850 thousand you fucking idiot. I'm saving this number and if you ever contact me again I'll make sure you regret it very badly." Personally I don't think that's a violent threat worth reporting, but I also don't care what happens to someone with an $850k house.

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    The only good use for AI

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    polyphonic overtone singing

    Anna-Maria Hefele - Andesana

  • My employer just informed me "we are a family here"

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  • We're a family here...

    and I'm the abusive right-wing patriarch who will abandon that family when it benefits me more than the control I have over them

  • Cows are magnetic and it's about time we accepted that

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  • They create LIVESTOCK-FREE URBAN ZONING because they hate FREE ENERGY. It is the duty of FREETHINKERS to RESIST.

  • Redditors when you eat a centuries old cultural delicacy instead of chicken tendies for every meal

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  • Yankee pig-dog inhaling hotdogs like a fish breathes water: "preserved foods are disgusting."

  • podcasts @hexbear.net
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    Better Offline - Hater Season: Victoria Song & Alex Cranz

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    Kill the Computer - Kirkenuinely

  • Removed

    DPRK kills 2 mossad agents, tells Israel "grab their bodies in 24 hours or we dump em in the sea." I hope this is real, cause damn, based

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  • RIP cum

  • China has invented Enlightenmentpunk: the e-carriage

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  • One of the big communist initiatives of his era, and one of the Four Big Things marking consumer prosperity, was kickstarting China's bicycle industry so that everyone had personal mobility with a domestic supply chain. He also read a lot of Western Enlightenment writers' work. I feel like I could easily convince him that this is awesome.

  • China has invented Enlightenmentpunk: the e-carriage

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  • Driving through the commons blasting greensleeves, smoking a fat thurible full of myrrh.

  • China has invented Enlightenmentpunk: the e-carriage

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  • I'm very tempted to get one as a car replacement if I can get a system fast enough to be urban street legal (60kmh~), but the custom bodies mean too many options. Do I want a Disco Elysium car, a CyberAmish one, a CyberWestern stagecoach, something themed after my dog's country, or Uma Thurman's truck from Kill Bill? You can't own something like this without making it as stupid as possible, but it has to be the smartest kind of stupid to be endearing rather than quirked up white boy.

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    China has invented Enlightenmentpunk: the e-carriage

  • ͫ̂͏̨̯̲̭͞t̵̡̠̘̙̮̥̯̰̮̘̣̭̰͓̖̗̄͋̆͗̊ͮ̏̑ͯ̈̉͞i̓͏͙̬̝ͫ̂͏̨̯̲̭͞t̵̡̠̘̙̮̥̯̰̄͋ͩ̃͛̊̒̄͞҉̖͚̪͙l̷̤̯̞͖̠͈̥̻̗̣͚̺ͦ̈ͬ̀̏̀̕e̒ͦ̇̈҉͙͓̳

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  • The full thing as copypasta for any time you see an AI goober:

    there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you to leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask.

    it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same.

    it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. "you simply must visit the monster- i always just ask the monster."

    there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn't mean it has no price

    for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face.

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    (cw: giant pool of shit) Footage from the USS Gerald Ford's bathrooms, where 80% of the toilets are now completely stuck.

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  • Well shit. I'll delete the post. Someone went on the internet and told lies.

  • Games @hexbear.net
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    Chapo Trap House - Paradox Map Games and Right-Wing Culture (feat. Ettingermentum)

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    study

    Integrating green and social infrastructure: the microforest social hub in Rome

    www.academia.edu /2997-6006/3/1/10.20935/AcadEnvSci8128
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    I thought putting googly eyes on a cleaning robot would look cute, but it just looks like it's screaming "what is my purpose?".

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    For Sale: BurgerKingGeorgeBush Shoes, never worn

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    Someone is plastering weed-smoking beavers that say "FUCK ICE" around town.

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    Why shouldn't I move to Portland, Oregon?

  • music @hexbear.net
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    dark cabaret

    Katzenjammer - Mother Superior

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    Why AI writing is so generic, boring, and dangerous: Semantic ablation

    go.theregister.com /feed/www.theregister.com/2026/02/16/semantic_ablation_ai_writing/
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    I said 67 today and god I feel young again. I feel powerful. I'm back.

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    (cw: hotdogs) Very Important People - Mother Hotdog shows off model walk

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    Chapo Trap House: Trump's Health Reading Series w/Matt Christman (2026)

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    Very Important People - An Interview with a Very Important Motivational Speaker