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@ ChaosMaterialist @hexbear.net

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WARNING! ☣ CONTAGIOUS SHITPOSTER ALERT! ☣ IF EXPOSED PROCEED TO NEAREST COMMENT SECTION TO FLUSH. IF SITTING AND THINKING SYMPTOMS APPEAR, EVACUATE TO NEAREST BATHROOM.

  • if women hold up half the sky then who holds up the other half?

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  • W-what if there isn't another half?! :scared:

  • I just want to say...

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  • happens lmao!

  • I just want to say...

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  • I don't agree with a good chunk of the politics...

    I too hung out in leftist spaces for the giggles, and here I am decades later. So don't worry! You will!

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    Biologists

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  • You'll never catch me, coppas! twirls mustache dashingly before making my escape

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    Biologists

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  • Good source material is surprisingly hard to find, or so I've heard. But if some just so happens to conveniently appear...

  • Read till the end

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  • I made it through 1300, but the "ȝ" is what started to throw me off. 1200 {smot|smote (hit)} me more {þan|than} I {miȝte|might} {beren|bear}.

  • Hot take: Hasan

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  • creator by deleted

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  • forehead kisses are counter revolutionary.

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  • :::spoiler Follow me.

  • Q̶u̶a̶s̶i̶m̶o̶d̶o̶ Kamala predicted all of this.

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  • Hot take: Hasan

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  • I think we can hot take Hasan that benefits the Leftist cause. There are multiple levels here. I like to see it as...

  • Panamanian registered oil tanker SHOCKS IRGC by responding in fluent mandarin

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  • badposting @hexbear.net
    ChaosMaterialist [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    shaking pissing and shidding U-under Communism y-you a-a- sniff! aren't allowed to d-delete posts!

  • Bro was a G A M E R

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  • The framing has all the energy of the Perp Walk photo op

  • Q̶u̶a̶s̶i̶m̶o̶d̶o̶ Kamala predicted all of this.

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  • The relevant bits from the linked PDF:

    Through aggressive diplomacy backed by U.S. military power, the Administration has worked alongside our allies and partners to deter and defend against Iran and its terrorist surrogates. President Biden has postured U.S. military forces in the region and authorized precision airstrikes on key Iranian-linked targets tied to attacks against U.S. troops to deter further aggression by Iran. President Biden has also continued to protect the American people from terrorism, authorizing military strikes that took out ISIS emirs and the leader of Al Qaeda, Ayman al-Zawahiri.

    In response to brazen attacks by Iranian-linked Houthi forces against international commercial shipping, U.S. naval vessels in the Red Sea, and Israel, President Biden ordered military strikes, alongside key allies, against Houthi targets and organized Operation Prosperity Guardian, a coalition of more than 20 nations committed to defending international shipping and deterring Houthi attacks. When Iran launched more than 300 missiles and drones against Israel in April 2024, President Biden led an unprecedented defensive coalition – together with partners from 82 Europe and across the Middle East – to defeat the attack, protect Israel, and stop the spread of a wider war. Through direct defensive action by the U.S. military and its partners, Iranian munitions did not cause significant damage, demonstrating both America’s ironclad commitment to the security of Israel and our unrivaled ability to leverage growing regional integration among U.S. partners to counter Iranian aggression

    All of this stands in sharp contrast to Trump's fecklessness and weakness in the face of Iranian aggression during his presidency. In 2018, when Iranian-backed militias repeatedly attacked the U.S. consulate in Basra, Iraq Trump’s only response was to close our diplomatic facility. In June 2019, when Iran shot down a U.S. surveillance aircraft operating in international airspace above the Straits of Hormuz, Trump responded by tweet and then abruptly called off any actual retaliation, causing confusion and concern among his own national security team. In September 2019, when Iranian-backed groups threatened global energy markets by attacking Saudi oil infrastructure, Trump failed to respond against Iran or its proxies. In January 2020, when Iran, for the first and only time in its history, directly launched ballistic missiles against U.S. troops in western Iraq, Trump mocked the resulting Traumatic Brain Injuries suffered by dozens of American servicemembers as mere “headaches” – and again, took no action.

    The Administration continues to manage the fallout from Trump’s reckless and short-sighted decision to pull the United States out of the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action to constrain Iran’s nuclear weapons ambitions. Iran was abiding by the agreement not to expand its nuclear capacity until Trump’s costly mistake. Since then, as a result, Iran has gone from being more than a year away from being able to produce enough weapons grade material for a bomb to a matter of weeks, should it choose to do so. Iran has continued to advance its nuclear program, increase the size and enrichment level of its uranium stockpile, and develop, manufacture, and operate advanced centrifuges. President Biden remains committed to a diplomatic solution while standing resolute that Iran will never be allowed to develop nuclear weapons.

  • Iran Ready for U.S. Ground Invasion: FM

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  • :fuck-around:

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  • Chen Weihua: "The US military bases in the region are legitimate targets for Iran." | Ep. 12 | The Cradle

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  • :biden-horror: I'm shocked SHOCKED! Iran sees enemy military installations as legitimate targets.

  • Cursed Lara Croft Cosplay - Video Game Costume Funny

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  • I knew what was going to happen and I still laughed.

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  • Goals: Being so well informed you are confused for :fedposting:

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    ChaosMaterialist [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    The AI bubble is about to pop because recruiters are starting to reach out to me on LinkedIn again.

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    ChaosMaterialist [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    If AI is scraping the internet, it stands to reason it has scoured all of www.marxists.org

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    ChaosMaterialist [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    Strasserites? More like Strasserwrongs!

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    ChaosMaterialist [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    These sad saps. They come to Hexbear thinking they will lead the revolution, but they all forget that somebody's gotta start a struggle session.

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    ChaosMaterialist [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    :sisqos:

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    ChaosMaterialist [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    Throwback and Forth (New Kelly Slop)

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    ChaosMaterialist [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    Hey Zuck, how is that "Masculine Free Speech" working out for you? ...oh no! OH NO!

    www.engadget.com /social-media/meta-is-trying-to-stop-a-former-employee-from-promoting-her-book-about-facebook-004938899.html
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    ChaosMaterialist [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    Trump will end the Isntreal/Hamas war because Bibi spited him