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No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

Feds Identify “Leader of Antifa”

www.kenklippenstein.com

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Feds Identify “Leader of Antifa”

www.kenklippenstein.com

No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.world · 2 个月前
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The list they're creating says so, anyway

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/42730791

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  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    John Antifa

    • OfCourseNot@fedia.io
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      *Johnathan Tifa

      Edit: came back from the article, his second name is actually Jonathan lol. He must be the son of our former legendary leader Mary Ann Tifa.

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        Is he related to Tifa Lockhart?

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    It’s good to see more trumpian competence in action…

    Twenty-nine year old Chandler Patey has been regularly protesting outside his local ICE facility in South Portland for months, offering up his apartment to fellow protesters to use the bathroom or wash off pepper spray, according to local news.

    To the Department of Homeland Security, “he is the leader of Antifa in Portland, OR.”

    Elementary my dear epstein.

    BTW, sounds like a fucking legend. I hope I am so good when the bullshit arrives where I am.

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      offering up his apartment to fellow protesters to use the bathroom or wash off pepper spray

      Wow what a terrorist! When other citizens walk in with pepper spray on them he lets them wash it off?

      I bet he and his co-conspirators were involved with the undcheduled shut down of the Orphan Crushing Machine too!

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    When the leader of a group of anti-fascists becomes the bad guy. American world war 2 soldiers who died on the battlefield must be turning in their graves

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      Read it as burning in their graves. Still made sense.

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    I guess it’s over then 😟

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      Not yet, he’s friend with l33t hax0r and the Anonymous man.

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        Ahh, yes, Anon Edward Mousely, I know him well. Decent dude.

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      They’ve got em. Our most closely hidden secret leader. What will the cabal do without him?

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      better send Kyle Reetenhouse back in time

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    next they will “identify” the “leader of lgbtq+”

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      Who assumed the crown after Freddy?

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        I didn’t know anyone had been crowded since Prince died.

        • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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          Umm, prince was pretty famously hetero.

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            But was he cis though? Anyway I once heard him referred to as a purple love gnome, so that’s where he sits in my brain.

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              You can’t say that word! Elon will ban you!

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                Sorry Elon, I’m all out of fucks to give. I do have a bird you can have though 🖕 - it’s an engaged species, only two left 🖕

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            As are much of gay royalty, such as most of the disco divas!

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              Yeah, I guess the only reason he was “famously hetero” was because he gave of some fabulous vibes.

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        Alan Cumming makes all kinds of sense.

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    I see they follow the gestapo playbook. Why use the legal system when you can just say “belongs to terrorist org” and snag whoever you want off the street.

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      I mean, that’s one step too many.

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    I feel so sorry for the Yanks having to live through this Trumpian nightmare.

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      Thank you. Truly. So much schadenfreude going around.

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        you guys are gonna also have a hard time with this spreading virus,

        The American example is proving to be a bit of a wakeup call for the more passively progressive people in my country.

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    I heard he was teaming up with the hacker known as “4chan”

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        I remain unconvinced that it’s since the 2000s, mostly because this shit started in '81 at the latest. If you blame any modern societal problem on Reagan, you will almost always be right, at least in USAmerican

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      I heard that hacker uses steroids!

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    Just like they identified Tylenol is the cause of autism…

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      I mean, they gotta figure out some way to blame the mom before Baron gets diagnosed.

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    Wrong, it’s not a man. It’s my Aunt Tifa. FFS

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    I can tell you for certain that dude won’t be experiencing “the male loneliness epidemic”

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    I hear he hangs out with anonymous, from the Internet!

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      But who is 4chan, leader of Anonymous?

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    no offense dude, but him?

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    Time already did this

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      Just so cringe.

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        I really read this as inspirational and cool once upon a time. Part of me still does. There’s a lot of good we’ve done on social media that make my trans friends and family more safe in who they are, broadly speaking…

        But there’s also a whole lotta bad as well, and it’s been increasingly less OUR internet as the tech companies just monopolize and censor and steal data.

        I’m not so sure I can manage to find this time mag cover as inspirational anymore.

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          it was a different time. aspirational and naive.

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            Naive is probably the exact word for the feeling I have. Good pick

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        I still put on my resume that I’m the 2006 Time Person of the Year

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