Sits back, lights a cigarette and says “you know, you cunts are alright”

Tear it down, boys!

Between this, the Lane Kiffin thing and bringing back ex-pros to the football team, LSU has completed their heel turn amazingly quickly.

Wow! This is the second shittiest thing he’s done on 9/11!

Can you photoshop a dick on his face?

Oh man. Streetlight strikes some emotional chords that nobody else can reach for me. Somewhere in the Between is my personal favorite album, but Everything Goes Numb is also 100% amazing songs. Plus, I swear that every time I’ve seen them live I walk out thinking “that might have been the best fucking show I’ve ever been to.”

Whatever you’re going through, I hope you wake up in a better place in a better time.

Especially in August.

There’s no bad onramp to that world. Very few of the books require you to have read the others, and there isn’t much of a strict chronology. Apparently Pratchett recommended that people start with Sourcery, but that’s not set in stone.

The lock screen on my phone says in big friendly letters “Don’t Panic”

Toaster oven is the fucking way to go. I’ve got one with a 12x12x8 capacity and 4 cook modes. I can cook so many meals, and reheating leftovers is super easy. I didn’t have a microwave for almost a decade and I barely even noticed.

The rich school near me had the same thing. Navy medic came in to describe how amazing the navy treats you. Definitely not a recruiter, though. Made very clear up front that he wasn’t there recruiting. Wink wink, nudge nudge.

There was a point where the National Socialist Party was actually socialist. But Hitler and his ilk saw a party with popular momentum, joined it, co-opted it, and betrayed the socialist ideals.

Ha. Similarly, I was at a big music festival a few years ago, taking to a random 20- something dude. I mentioned which bands I was there to see and he just yelled “YOU’RE OOOLD!” at me.

Same guy who hasn’t washed his hands in 18 years.

Sometimes the smallest, softest voice carries the grand biggest solutions!

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put it on a fruit salad.

My nickname is ‘Closed Circuit’

I was in a restaurant last week that had Milwaukee’s Best N/A for sale. My brain turned off. It might be the worst beer I’ve ever tasted. The only reason we drank it was because we were trying to get a dozen teenagers as fucked up as possible for under $10.

Waitress said it was one of their best sellers. The Beast N/A. Fucking disgusting.

Not gonna cap it off with Wake Up by RAtM?

I drunkenly put a leftover cheeseburger in a waffle iron a while back. Fucking magical.