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Cake day: June 17th, 2023

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  • Also on Fat Donnie’s “1st Day” agenda: Kill all the penguins Build condos on the Moon Dive for pirate treasure in the Bermuda Triangle Sell more cheap watches Beg melanoma for sex for the 16th millionth time Pat eric on the head and give him another juice box Notify the EPA about the oil slick that is donnie jr. Build a ceiling to go with his ‘wall’ Traffic more children Create more limited edition, gold plated NFTs Open a diaper factory Buy putin a birthday present Remind us that he can remember Man. Woman. TV… Have the government confiscate all the McDonalds chains so they can be his and only his Shit himself