I usually walk into a music store, fill up a box and scream “bye bitches” and leave.

Any beverage with High Fructose Corn Syrup. It’s not actually sweet like sugar to my taste buds, it has a really bitter after taste, extremely sharp. I can always tell when it’s not real sugar in a beverage.

At this point in time, most of the World would prefer that.

God finally answered one of my prayers!

[David Attenborough voice] The elusive Jedi Giraffe watching you while you dance in your underwear.

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Why you gotta be such a square???

(good work by the way)

He could always open a golf course on the bright side of the Moon and leave us all the fuck alone… just a thought.

$90 is basically 1 cent in healthcare money, or more like 1 ruble. Where’s that $2 gas you promised you lying pedo!

Pizza. I’m not interested in dating anyone who thinks a 5 star restaurant is necessary. I want a real person, not a pompous jerk.

Is that you Pete? Have you been shooting up all the testosterone again?

Thank you for verifying that you are, in fact, a robot. 🤖

Top Ramen used to be $4.00/24 pack. Or $0.16/each in 2015. Somewhere around 2022(??) the price doubled. And yes some stores do sell them individually for $0.50 now, that would be $12.00 24/pack.

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Ramen.

“I’m here to give you a hand.”

Conservative don’t read the bible or understand it. They only cherry pick and twist the little they know into hate, oppression and discrimination.

“…and that’s when jesus picked up his AK-47 and shot every child in the school. Amen.”