But what if you’re president of the USA and don’t like the question from a journalist?
“Sir, what do you say about your recent nuclear strike that killed billions?”
“You know, you are ugly, and I think you smell bad.”
The state of superpower politics in 2025 everyone!
Perfectly reasonable answer one might say.
If that someone has the mental aptitude of a five year old.
Listen, he’s passed so many cognitive checks, ok?
And that’s apparently who the muricans want for president
Oh. That’s why it’s in political memes. I should have known =/
Then you grab her by the pussy and show people why their moral outrage is worthless in the face of run away oligarchy.
Well if she’s in her cop uniform, what else am I supposed to call her?
Officer Piggy
I believe the Muppet scenario was already covered
Don’t say a fucking word.
Pigs aren’t people
Just oink like a normal person
There is another one, when you’re addressing a cop.
In that case though, it’s gender neutral
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I can’t wait for someone to say it to him
I’ve started saying it every time I grab the remote control to get his fat ass off my TV screen…
That’s a perfect use case for that sentence
Or if you are into some kinky shit and the other likes being called piggy :)
Probably still not one for work
Maybe if you’re a porn actor and it’s in the script.
Or a professional dom
You lemon stealing piggy!
At your job? I would say thats still not quite right
Pro doms do exist. Technically, it would be at their job…
Touché
Does your job consist of calling people “little piggy”?
If it does not, then calling people “little piggy” is not something you should do on your job.
Edit: I have been informed that calling people “little piggy” is, indeed, part of the GROPUS’ daily duties.
A prostitute that likes being called piggy.
I call little piggies little piggies. Them, and cops. Exclusively.
So much conservative anger is just wanting to use bigoted language without considering the consequences.
What if you’re a farmer and are addressing a sow?
What if you’re suffering from dementia, small dick, and syphilis?
I’d say that qualifies.
This probably comes up more than the muppet thing.
Why do I have the feeling that’s something he definitely said to one of his victims?
Also if your job is Dominatrix. That’s it.
Hmmm, is a client considered a coworker?
No, but they could be women.
Lmao somehow I remembered it reading coworker instead of woman. Yep yep
Wow, it makes me very sad this is even something that needed to be said in the first place. Is this common in the US? I wouldn’t in a million years say such a thing or could imagine a scenario where anyone is saying that unless they are purposely being toxic. Is the bar lowered so much that basic empathy and manners are forgotten now?
I hope everyone here has a great rest of their day, and be sure to be kind to the next person you see. Whether it’s just being nice to a cashier, coworker, anyone, just do it! You can change someone’s day with even the most basic acts of kindness. You’d be surprised the difference it makes. I say this because I just met a couple of new friends just today by simply being nice to random people.
My theory is that being rude to people creates this endless cycle where they’ll pass on that negativity to the next person as well so the cycle just continues. I’ve been struggling a lot lately, but it doesn’t mean I have to make everyone else miserable too.
Edit: Oh shit sorry, I didn’t see which community this was posted in and I just realized it was probably something Trump said lol
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Yep twatface said it. Cos he’s a bigoted bully
Pigs are very smart (smarter than dogs), empathetic to their kind, and above all are extremely adorable and cute. So it is also ok to call someone a piggy as a mutually consensual term of endearment.
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Screenshot of a Threads post by eileenmaryoconnell:
Times when it’s ok to call a woman “Piggy” at your job:
-You’re a Muppet addressing one of your fellow Muppet coworkers by her actual legal name
-Literally that’s itFor a sitting president to say it is embarrassing.
Also works for “person.” 👍
Or if you’re from New Zealand and your cow-orker Margaret prefers you to use one of its rarer diminutive forms.
