You were asked for evidence, but instead of providing them, you complained about shrugs…

What is this adding to the conversation?

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence…

If you catch me throwing rocks at you, and I yell “it was a little purple aliens fault”; would you believe me?

You can’t stuff phenomenal cosmic powers into an itty-bitty living space.

His brain worm:

while he still has a pulse.

Change his pulse enough…

Volker Türk to those fucked up governments:

Just again proving that they are only capable of sympathy when it happens to them…

“A human ass can actually…”

Times are bad. More sacrifices are needed.

Clearly…

Quite the opposite.

So the supervillains appropriating Tolkien are not the servants of Morgoth, or is one of us misunderstanding?

Servants of Morgoth.

So, instead of using the interwebs to learn something, you use it to try and make me feel bad.

You might want to consider buying some sort of electronic device that connects you to the ‘worldwidespiderweb.’

The ‘worldwidespiderweb’ is a network of difference engines that allow anyone to access vast amounts of information.

I just used it, and found the answer to your question.

Have you heard of something called irony?

The sirens of cinema are calling.

I can imagine myself wearing that and just ooze sexappeal.

My dad actually had skin cancer on the top of his head, which is why I’m being careful and sweat sunscreen. It’s not a great look when walking out of a park…

Tak skal du have!

I look like a cross between a fake cowpoke and Bob Belcher in his garden.

So vivid.

Your comment does seem to confirm TheBlindPew’s point, that it’s all about him. Did he apologize to the women?

I like that one, but I won’t buy american products. Also a reason for not getting a stetson.