Don’t follow the right, or Hobbitses will fall in and burn books on their own.

He would have liked the parts where Feanor is in battle.

Only if they have given up, or still believe that they can protest or vote their way out of it… So, Fucked.

Or just look cool and sexy by squinting.

Anti-zionist? Human?

The only one I can’t relate to at all is “start a family”.

I believe I can fly!

Yes following the law is very important, so republicans will accept it…

Wow he looks punchapble back then

FTFY

Ever since he started the war with Iran, I’ve been picturing him as the canadian prime minister in the South Park Episode where Canada is on strike.

“Please, just make it look like we get something, guy.”

“Cool, what is this I grew?! Maybe I can stick it in whatever that thing over there is.”

I’m NOT falling for that again.

“But officer, there was a QR code, I swear!”

I’m SO glad I kicked reddit.

“I see a tiny man-stump betwixt thy legs.”

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Shitty diapers are nearby.

"OMG, what are you doing?! "

But he already admitted that he doesn’t care about americans financial situation.

Who TF made an emoji of me suffering from jaundice?!

Complain, then take it hard.