The hell are we waiting for?

For others to do it for you, I’m guessing.

They look so happy together.

I fart in your general direction!

It would be nice if somebody had written them down, back in the day.

I don’t think anybody made him. He thinks he can do it.

And now, show me Epstein files.

Is the tail the literal point?

So even in the confirmed non-industry funded studies, only 50% found atrazine was harmful.

So if “only” 50% of doctors report that their patients are falling like flies because of a drug…

We need nature. It’s not something you want to gamble with.

Ho ly shit.

So feel free to spray it all over the oval office on your next visit, to help get rid of unwanted growth.

“Look at me Hector!”

Let’s, just for for a second, pretend that the praise and bashing is justified. Why is not ineffective to spend over 16% of the time on that?

Sharing a joint wouldn’t have been as nice though…

Smoke enemas were historically used in the 18th century as a resuscitation method for drowning victims.

There were tobacco smoke enema devices placed along beaches in case of drowning.

You think “How TF could people be that stupid? What circumstances lead to this?”, but then think about RFK Jr. and it makes sense.

Just enough to make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.

So 伍 is not 5, but five.

I Choose You!

Gotta catch 'em all

“I had already placed the box before putting up the sign! Duh.”

In pre-Christian Ireland, offering a nipple to be sucked or kissed was an ancient Celtic custom, it served as a symbolic gesture of submission, asking for protection, or swearing loyalty to a superior or chieftain.

I remember hearing that people got their nipples cut of, so they could never be king?

I’m honestly expecting him at some point to encourage people to drink bleach.

Simpsons… I mean, Trump did it.