WTF is that costume?! That’s not a sexy outfit, this is:

Too bad. I always wanted to visit the UK. Guess the obligatory rectal thermometers are “up” next.

That was actually just me writing in a second language.

They turn power into destroyed environment, by attempting to calculate an answer to questions like “why does two of my toes smell worse than the others?”.

Børn er bare hårdere både psykisk og fysisk ved forældrene og to-somheden, end vi havde regnet med.

Jeg har ingen børn, til dels fordi at jeg finder det åbentlyst hvor hårdt og krævende det er.

You were asked for evidence, but instead of providing them, you complained about shrugs…

What is this adding to the conversation?

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence…

If you catch me throwing rocks at you, and I yell “it was a little purple aliens fault”; would you believe me?

You can’t stuff phenomenal cosmic powers into an itty-bitty living space.

His brain worm:

while he still has a pulse.

Change his pulse enough…

Volker Türk to those fucked up governments:

Just again proving that they are only capable of sympathy when it happens to them…

“A human ass can actually…”

Times are bad. More sacrifices are needed.

Clearly…

Quite the opposite.

So the supervillains appropriating Tolkien are not the servants of Morgoth, or is one of us misunderstanding?