Pennsylvania 6-5000!

(nah, j/k it’s Jenny.)

SAP’s annual revenue while Leo served as its CEO was approximately $15 billion. The HP board hired a CEO whose largest organizational experience was running a company smaller than HP’s smallest division. Based purely on revenue management experience, Apotheker wouldn’t have qualified to be a Executive Vice President at HP, yet the board put him in charge of a $125 billion technology company.

HP’s board has done a lot of messed up stuff. I wouldn’t touch HP gear with a stick.

A single quote saying he felt bad about the ICE deportations, I think. I didn’t see anything in there that was direct.

NYT: We’ll probably report it, just in a fucked up squishy way that helps only one party. Also, we’re totally the liberal media.

And the year after that, and the year after that, and the year after that, and

obviously a trap set by bougie liberals to try and get me to vote for a Democrat.

but i’m too smart for them

Delete. It.

What we don’t know: Police have not said the exact charges the protesters face.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Fuckin’ Germans . . . nothing changes.

Yeah. We could have voted for Kamala but. Y’know. So. Here we are.

Zoom in for details, its funny (and photoshopped)

Sibley County, Minnesota resident Brian Liebhard [owner of the land where the car was found abandoned] is now waiting with media and other onlookers outside of the police cordon, as police search the area in connection with the state lawmakers’ shooting yesterday.

“We’ll just let them do their jobs, this guy needs to get caught,” Brian tells me.

“I don’t agree with everything they (the two politicians) vote for, but this is sad - the guy went wacko.”

It’s all wacko, Brian.

Hank! My man!

It was an excruciatingly boring slog. Melania fell asleep. Shit, Trump fell asleep. You know you’ve created a snooze fest when the most alert-looking dude in the audience is Pete Hegseth.

Excellent.

Carney: Mr. Trump, are you ready to play ‘Beerhunter’?

Trump: No way, eh.

I can’t find it now but Kabosu’s person wasn’t happy about it.

I love how anyone needed a poll for this.

A new poll indicates breathing may be very popular.

The flyingest lyingest liars

Christian music ‘star’ ?

There are some times when I’m so happy to not know anything about something in the news.