He is weirdly jacked. As a man who’s been inside a locker room, some guys just are. Most look more like a wet rat, like Mr. Rock there.
Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world Sam Bankman-Fried is angling for a pardon from Trump
cats @lemmy.world Sisters hanging out, holding hands (and feet)
cats @lemmy.world Cuddle train has left the station!
Gardening @lemmy.world It’s not a proper gardening community without this posted at least once, so let’s get it out of the way :D
Gardening @lemmy.world This potted succulent REALLY gave our doorstep some pizzazz this year

This struck me as wrong, because that would be a technically impossible and liability-inviting thing to promise.
And after checking the homepages of the 3 services they tested, yep, none of them promise “absolute security.”