I put any pics i want to show off in an album.

Swipe to see similar/SWF photos, while the ones I take to track my receding hairline, stay in the chaos bucket that is my photos app.

“I am announcing (on Twitter) that I’m leaving Twitter!?¡ Don’t anyone try and stop me! I mean it! I’m done with this stupid site, barf, ugh, gag, snugh!”

Literally everyone: …

That’s good to hear about local books. The official app can stream fine, but books tend to freeze and skip when playing an mp3…

Womp womp…

When i looked into laser eye surgery, they told me it could make my near vision worse… Near sightedness got me into books, so losing that would be like losing a limb!

Oh crap, i have an “um actually” for that too…

Dr Pulaski offered to clone him some new eyes, but they wouldn’t have the details or range that the visor does. As a Chief Engineer, I’d keep the extra visual spectrum, dude can see heat!

“I’m going to turn on my ‘personal relaxation light’…” ~ Captain Jean-Luc Picard

Um AcTuAlY, they drink it on starships so they can “shake off” the effects

I’m a blast at parties…

Jesus, I’ve never seen this show, but I could still hear her damn voice. #CaptainJanesTheWay

So, Iron Maiden!?

If i had ever done this to my dad, he would have beat the shit out of me…

Yup. No point in being a decent person anymore. I’ve never been arrested, never touched a kid (backhands don’t count, little bitch was asking for it), and i pay deferral income and land owner taxes

But I’m to be put to death because I’m gay. Fights over, decency lost.

Hack n slash games: disable weapon “trails”.

I don’t need a motion blur the size of a city bus everytime i swing my weapon…

Yeah, I’d just drill a hole and turn them into planters. #plantdad

AI Models Falter Answering Election Questions in Spanish.

Was the iMac a casualty of the “capacitor plague” that happened a few years ago? I revived an old monitor pretty easily from a blown cap

Fuck, I’m this comment…

Do people not understand how files work?

Oh honey, imagine trying to tech-support a family of rednecks. Threaten to charge them for services and they’ll stop pretty quick though…

Google is an advertising company. Vertical integration ftw?

No, they bought the lies the tech bros can afford to spew, so they are voting for this garbage…