Yeah, the Dallas i remember from growing up was a lot greener than what reality is showing me lately. Zeroscape lawns have taken over a good chunk of the richer neighborhoods. I guess when you piss $100 into the lawn every month, you start to see the appeal of having a massive Zen-garden.

Texan: First time?

Removed by mod

And both on my “skip during my yearly rewatch” list…

As someone who spent a week in a mental hospital after my ‘attempt’, fuck you.

Oh shit!? Is there a new Ed video I missed!?

I usually turn my head one way and stage whisper the parentheticals.

The only thing I remembered about that commercial, is the number of tires changed in each shot…

When I was in high school, a girl passed me a note:

Are you gray?

Never forgot the spelling ;)

Emoji posts are instabans. Speak seriously if you want to be taken seriously.

And what fresh hell is yet another vibe coded patch gunna bring?

Yeah, I got the memo. It’s over there, under the catch-of-the-day…

He doesn’t have a new attitude, he gambled and lost.

Greed

When using a tool, doing a task, having pieces of flair, becomes a metric; people will lie, cheat and bypass in order to look good …

“Mother Superior, we’ve discovered a case of syphilis!”

“Oh wonderful! I was getting tired of the Chablis…”

Frakin’ toaster

The Fifth Element

Don’t even need to watch it ever again, it just plays on a loop in my mind.

experiences flashbacks

week characterization

Hallmark of the Kurtzman era.