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61·3 days agoweek characterization
Hallmark of the Kurtzman era.
The only thing I use AI for; “How do I fucking disable you?!”
2·6 days ago“Huh, looks like we’re gonna need another 'Timmy '”…
The Baby from Babies Day Out
22·7 days agoAnd added a shit ton of emojis to the announcement text. Thought i was on discord for a sec…
When i worked as a web developer, I could bang out HTML/PHP/JavaScript with my eyes closed…
Until, that dreaded moment where quantum uncertainty is destroyed by the simple act of a coworker glancing at my screen.
Suddenly, it’s like you gave a typewriter to a coked up parakeet, hunting and pecking with no regards over where the blinky text input thingie is, trying desperately to look like you know what you’re doing, but the harder you try, the clearer it becomes that you’re just an imposter! Pretending to know what you’re doing, but everyone can tell, just look at you!?
So, I have a couple therapy credits left on my health ‘benefits’ package, I think I’m gonna make an appointment… /rant
11·10 days agoI hate that i notice it now. When they mispronounced the same word, with the exact same inflection, it just makes me give up on the video.
There’s just something about a real human talking that makes me connect with the material more.
I just turned 41, fuck you for accuracy…
32·16 days agoStart having funstop leaking to the press. I specifically ordered it.
6·17 days agoSame. Young and stupid, and I already had the Xbox…
Shut up Wesley!
51·20 days agoGood show ol’ sport
Almost. Almost. Almost…
There we are…
3·21 days agoDid a drunk Yoda write that!?
And a boy becomes a god when he reaches adulthood without ever subscribing to that dreck…
Texas is run by the GOP:
1·1 month agoYeah I just watched that video too…
10·1 month agoI want a version of these that says: “I did that! (As a ‘Trump/Epstein files’ distraction!)”
The Fifth Element
Don’t even need to watch it ever again, it just plays on a loop in my mind.