Whatever happened to the “first cgi actress”!? Oh that’s right, nothing…

https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Aki_Ross

My friend-mily tradition is put on a grotesque puppet show where we massacre the village with our bellies.

One year, someone icing-glued pull and peel Twizzlers as strings and made a (short lived) gingerbread man-ionette.

A you made out of cake: No

A cake made out of you: That’s a cannibalism.

Cellular peptide cake.

With mint frosting.

Thank yew fer callin one nine hunred jeeez uss!

You’ve clearly acquired Time Lord Kitchen Tech

Time And Relative Dimension In Sieve

🥂 Here’s hoping the fallout will rain down on the developers.

This is why I always serve out of my prep bowl. Fucker deserves to experience the whole meal.

Don’t prepare in your serving bowl.

I’m sure this is no way a legal kerfuffle just waiting to happen.

Some states have single party consent laws, what happens when they call someone who’s in a two party consent law state? Are they going to add in a “this call is being monitored to help train our slop generator” message?

Fuck it, popcorn

Edit: I just realized a great way to sour the data: Only use the app when calling call centers. Enjoy listening to the “updated menu options” that haven’t changed in years, the shitty hold music, and the insufferable “your call is important to us, but not important enough to upgrade our staff” bullshit. I don’t miss voice calls…

It’s his house now.

Who? /S

“loving family”

Oh honey…

“Login complete: Redirecting you to our ‘service dashboard’ where you can look at all the things we offer instead of the things you want”

In Soviet Russia, Bear Rox You!

raises hand

The only thing I’ve used it for: Dungeons and Dragons

Need a quick character “photo”? Generate it!

Need a quick dungeon map with multiple different rooms? Sketch it out and let AI fill in the contents of whatever room.

Whatever did happen to baby Jane…?

Weird.

You got the words a little out of order:

“Is he dead? Good. Great!”