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kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前

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kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前
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    Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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      All of you were working on the train!?!

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        It was a train conductors’ meeting, they hold it on board a moving train, which is scary because all the conductors are at the meeting so nobody’s available to actually drive. Entire generations of conductors have been lost this way.

        • Abird@sh.itjust.works
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          This is the way.

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    • TheLowestStone@lemmy.world
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      I’m really just curious about why there were only men on the train.

    • ATDA@lemmy.world
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      Did everyone slide forward down the aisle when they hit the brakes?

    • casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works
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      she even got that weiner

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    How else would you draw a female hotdog? No tits and it looks like another dude just like all the ones I’ve eaten before

    • andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun
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      Do hot dogs need genders?

      • PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com
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        That should depend on if hot dogs are made from more than 1 gender of pig. Or dog. Or hotdog worm. Or whatever tf they make hotdogs out of.

      • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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        Listen bud, English might’ve lost it’s way but we’ve still got Indo-European roots, so even rocks need genders.

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    Is nobody going to mention the face, stilettos and hand bag this business weiner is also carrying?

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      Well I didn’t notice the stilettos, but now I’m even more confused by that stance she’s taken. I don’t want to question hotdog anatomy but who walks around like that?? (Crabs- crabs do.)

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      It’s also hotdog-spreading, I mean, look at that legs opening.

  • BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de
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    I want that hot dogussy Chicago style !

    • Deadeyegai@lemmy.world
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      Titties dragged through the garden?

  • pootsforjesus@lemmy.world
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    Oh snap, I’ll never forget that hot dog. That’s Chipmunks in Chicago. I think they changed their name to “Chipmonks” though.

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    • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comBanned from community
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      Thelonius Chipmonks

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    Is that Alvin?

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      Yes.

      • 9point6@lemmy.world
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        I don’t like where his life seems to have taken him

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          Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

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          deleted by creator

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      Alvindog

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    As an ass man, I didn’t even notice the wiener titties at first because I couldn’t take my eyes off her buns.

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      Maybe it’s okay if humanity dies out. 🤔

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        as long as we die between some buns

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    Probably better than putting a vag on her. Good call.

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      You know what somebody’s going to go and do now.

    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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      Along with other stuff, vag is also processed within that dog.

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        Kobayashi: [trying to impress date] yeah, I eat vag like a champ.

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          Mmm, wiener shaped vag between soft buns …

  • xia@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Is she… squatting? With her… erm… weiner hanging down?

    • casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works
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      yes.

  • Socsa@sh.itjust.works
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    Mmm hot dog milk

    • xia@lemmy.sdf.org
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      I just threw up a little in my mouth.

  • paddirn@lemmy.world
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    Wait, shouldn’t it have 4 teats on it? That’s usually how many cows have. Or… is it made from people?

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    How else is she gonna feed the cocktail weenies?

  • hardcoreufo@lemmy.world
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    Hotdog or not hotdog?

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      Hold on I have an app for that.

  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    Real hot dogs have between 6 and 10 nips, otherwise they are called sparkly wieners.

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      And they can only be marketed as a ‘hot dog’ if they are produced in the Titiller region of France

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