The article says she was.

Don’t bother. Velma is a pro at getting offended.

LIES! Dear leader’s body is so clean and efficient that it does not produce farts.

Should have been Prof. X instead of Spiderman.

I don’t want to see “slammed” in another headline until someone actually gets body slammed through a table on the House floor.

He definitely said it accidentally. That doesn’t make it untrue.

No where in the article does it say she received death threats in Canada.

She didn’t. She used ai to make it looks like she did.

“Exactly”

That’s too good for him.

he killed a bunch of kids for laughing at a bald dude)

This is my favorite bible story. God sends bears from the woods to do it. The Bible is fucking bananas sometimes.

You could say that about most, if not all, of history.

When you triangle back to something, you return to it after 3 sharp turns instead of gradually coasting around like a circle. Its more efficient.

This is the third account that I’ve seen post this now.

No, that’s the old guy with the new tits.

Sheeran has more than enough money to pay those people out of pocket for any dates that canceled.

With these chuds, I’m just happy that she’s not a child.

Hmm… Those results could prove useful.

anti salmon

Wait… You’re saying fish had him shot?

I’d rather not pay for any of them.