Credit to Hyperbole and a Half

What, were you hoping Leo would give you one last chance?

I believe I can fly…
I believe I can touch the sky…

Since they’re from the Isle of Man, wouldn’t they be out continent?

We have a multicolored one. Only downside? Gets under my feet at the most inopportune times. Cats seem to like it, so…

You might be in a meme loop. You could have been seeing this meme dozens, even thousands of times.

BREAKING: Donald Trump declares himself to be Katy Perry!

Have you ever seen them together at the same time??? Hmmm???

It’s the greatest source of my depression…

What RAM expansions? Maybe for older Intel machines, but Apple Silicon or ARM doesn’t allow for expansions due to memory being integrated into the SOC. Still pay $200 for 8 Gb at system invoicing.

Made better by googly eyes!

The number of drivers that call the parking brake the “emergency brake” is appalling. My mother was one, and I hear it on a fairly regular basis. Bad driver training.

Blursed Github repository

I always thought it was a question…
Bartender?
Nah, it’s kinda tough.

He is risen indeed!

Man, thanks for clearing that up!

There is water at the bottom of the ocean

Ah, but do you follow the rules as well? Ride with traffic? Give hand signals for turns?

Not picking on you, but as a truck driver, I see far too many people riding against traffic, all over the middle of the road, and generally creating their own demise.

The cat sciences…

Double jeopardy only applies on same jurisdiction (state and federal are separate) and upon acquittal in same jurisdiction. State can’t try twice, and federal can’t try twice.

The show’s name is Black Mirror, not Black/White Mirror. Of course it’s the monkey’s paw of tech.