I mean, she’s gotta be board all day!

College?? The babies yearn for the mines!!

Or maybe Gargamel is God and the Smurfs are “fallen angels”. Papa Smurf is the Devil! Gargamel is trying to round up demons

I see you volunteered everyone else

How the hell do they even hold the gun to hunt!?!

Don’t you tell me how to virtue signal

No man! It was a succubus!

Hey! Necrophiliacs need love, too!

My God! It’s full of heisenbugs!

“They’re eating the dogs! They’re eating the cats! They’re eating the tumbleweeds!”

That’s just, like, your opinion, man.

Europeans drink mouthwash?!!

TIL…

Chicken pot pi

TIL my butthole is a PlayDo’h Fun Factory…

You do know that you need the other party’s voters to jump ship to win the election, right?

Datum is indeed a word in English. Singular point of information.

I’m rather late to the party, but a lot of posters seem to think Salt Life is geographical. It’s a brand name of clothing by Delta Apparel. They make a lot of other brands like MJ Soffe. That doesn’t mean that the decals aren’t put on cars driven by posers, though.

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breathes in

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And the buns still don’t match in number!

Ewwww! They peg him too?!?